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 Lisa111968

Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 76
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Posted: 9/18/2006 10:44:24 AM
"Your Village Called...Their Idiot Is Missing"
 Mr Vista

Joined: 5/8/2005
Msg: 77
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Posted: 9/18/2006 3:35:33 PM
Truth...

Stranger than fiction...?

Usually funnier...!!!
 iamcanuck

Joined: 6/17/2004
Msg: 78
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Posted: 9/18/2006 4:07:57 PM
JESUS SAVES...

passes to Moses.

He shoots! He scores!!!

 laalaa1974

Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 79
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Posted: 9/18/2006 4:35:30 PM
So many kittens.... so few recipies
 joey169

Joined: 10/3/2005
Msg: 80
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Posted: 9/19/2006 8:06:07 PM
Shirts I own

"It Ain't Gonna Lick Itself"
"Mentally Confused n Prone to Wanderin"
"I live in my own little world, but it's ok....they know me here."
 trynresist

Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 81
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Posted: 9/19/2006 8:26:46 PM
I have 3 good ones.
" Ya I'm a **** but I'm not yours!"

"Incase of emergency I'm using your fat ass as a flotation device."

"On your mark....get set...go fuk yourself"

I saw another one that says "good morning(picture of two people in bed together) Underneath it said "Great morning"(picture of the girl going down on the guy)
 Notti_Nomi

Joined: 8/18/2005
Msg: 82
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Posted: 9/19/2006 9:47:14 PM
www.tshirthell.com

Has the most funny (and offensive) shirts anyone could ask for!
 Fly on the Wall

Joined: 8/21/2006
Msg: 83
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/19/2006 10:18:46 PM
My brothers:

"Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks"

And I have one, I don't usually wear clothing with writing, but I likes it too much:

P otential M urder S uspect

The P, M, and S are all in larger, bold lettering.
 MsCongeniality?

Joined: 7/2/2006
Msg: 84
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Posted: 9/20/2006 5:55:24 PM
My favorite shirt (I save it for special occasions like family gatherings, meeting the boyfriends parents for the first time and visits to the doctor)

Jesus Loves You
Everyone else thinks you're an ***hole

Ms.

 BIG BLUE EYEZ

Joined: 7/30/2006
Msg: 85
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Posted: 9/20/2006 9:23:54 PM
My buddy has one that says: If i want your opinion, I'd pull my D*ck out of your mouth!
 librano9

Joined: 8/27/2006
Msg: 86
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Posted: 9/20/2006 9:30:45 PM
THANK YOU !!! I started reading down this list and like 2 of the first 3 are straight off the site, I just ordered 3 shirts a few days ago. I can hardly wait to wear them in public
 I3ig$exy

Joined: 6/19/2006
Msg: 87
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Posted: 9/20/2006 10:27:25 PM
These ones for baby.

I survived, now I'm pro-choice
I was one of daddys drunknight
Makeup sex made me
I can kick your baby's ass
Nice breasts I am hungry
 Howie614

Joined: 8/14/2006
Msg: 88
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Posted: 9/21/2006 9:46:32 AM
By reading this, you have given me brief control of our mind
 ~AmorĂ©~

Joined: 1/17/2006
Msg: 89
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Posted: 9/21/2006 6:38:21 PM
A guy I know (who is now the lead singer if INXS) wears hysterical T-shirts.

His last 2 said:

MEAL TICKET

and

SLUT

it was really funny... (now that he has money LOL)
 heyitsdoug

Joined: 3/8/2006
Msg: 90
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Posted: 9/21/2006 9:34:42 PM

That's right,baby, Read My Shirt


That's funny.....I saw one yesterday that said,
"Stop looking at my shirt!"

"Juat because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand!"

"I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah"

and......with an arrow pointing to the belly button and big red letters
"RESET"
 invalidusername

Joined: 7/19/2006
Msg: 91
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Posted: 9/22/2006 9:31:34 AM
I loved this one

"500,000 battered women, why do I always have to eat mine plain?"
 westloch

Joined: 8/18/2006
Msg: 92
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Posted: 9/22/2006 12:43:55 PM
Walking down Inverness High Street I saw a beautiful young braless girl, wearing a black t shirt with a white line across the pertinent points walking towards me.

Men were obviously staring at her charms and being male did the same only to discover that the white line was in fact very small writting which stated "IN YOUR DREAMS".

I did laugh but also appreciated this girls sense of humour.

 LilacRose

Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 93
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Posted: 9/23/2006 1:14:00 AM

"500,000 battered women, why do I always have to eat mine plain?"

LOL
 Alphafemale19

Joined: 9/8/2006
Msg: 94
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Posted: 9/28/2006 10:48:25 PM
I'll try being nicer.....if you try being smarter
 VeraMae

Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 95
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Posted: 9/29/2006 2:11:51 AM
my favorites, dont know if they've been said or not

Picture of an icecream cone. "Im not fat, im pregnant with ice creams baby"

Picture of one of the AOL buddy icons, kicking another icon in the crotch "Thats it, you are so off my buddy list"
 p_kitty

Joined: 9/17/2006
Msg: 96
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Posted: 9/29/2006 12:53:40 PM
"I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes..."
 verygreeneyez

Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 97
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Posted: 9/29/2006 1:01:24 PM
Be alert !! The world needs more lerts.


(I don't even remember now how old I was when I saw that, it just stuck with me.)
 Trophy Boyfriend

Joined: 9/24/2006
Msg: 98
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Posted: 9/30/2006 12:00:34 AM
"vegitarians taste better"
"who lit the fuse on your tampon"
"lesbians taste like chicken"
"I'm rick james b8tch"
 Netsy1

Joined: 8/2/2006
Msg: 99
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Posted: 9/30/2006 3:03:54 AM
"I let my mind wander....it never came back."
"Keep talking...I like watching your lips move."
"I got my crabs at OLD BAY STEAMER."
"If Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
plain tee with microscopic line across chest, "Nosy little F*cker, aren't you?"
 jenngirl5656

Joined: 8/9/2006
Msg: 100
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Posted: 9/30/2006 9:58:47 AM
too cute fearless female lol
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