| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/30/2006 11:01:38 AM | Here are some I don't like, and ironically, indicative of gender slurs.
If mama ain't happy, nobodies happy; if pappa ain't happy, nobody cares.
I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was your girlfriend.
Girls can do anything boys can do, but better.
Here are those I do like
Just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to act like one.
I don't know WHAT your problem is, but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce.
And your psychotic, delusional little problem would be......
Sorry. I don't possess the "Give A Crap" gene.
Notice the lacking of gender slurs to the latter set of shirt messages. 
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/30/2006 1:00:44 PM | i have this shirt . a pic of a big construction worker bent over with no underware on . it said
"union electricions do it with out shorts "
another shirt i have
"I see dumb people reading my shirt" | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/30/2006 11:32:54 PM | Here's 1 I own.
If Jack, helps you on the horse,
Would you help Jack off the horse | |
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Posted: 9/30/2006 11:35:48 PM | P.E.T.A.
people, eating, tasty, animals.
Jesus, loves me
everyone else thinks I'm an ***hole | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 10/3/2006 6:59:57 AM | I have been told I am the queen of tops with sayings. SO here are a few;
1. objects under shirt are larger than they appear (written very small)
2. Stop staring at my tits (written incredibly small)
3. Nice Stacks
4. Talk Nerdy to me
5. Hotter than your girlfriend
6. Yes, but not with you
7. Come fun dip with me
8. I never forget a face but in your case I will make an exception
9. Party until he looks good
10. Avalible for weekends
11. Don't believe the rumors
Thats just to list a few, lol I go out and hunt for good shirts, find that sex shops usually have the best selctions. | |
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Posted: 1/5/2007 2:23:53 AM | Funny shirts....wow...where to begin?
1. Everbody Loves A Little Beaver (with pic of a beaver)
2. Is Your Beaver as Cute as Mine? (another pic of a beaver lol)
3. I'd Rather be F*cking
4. We've Never Met Before, But F*ck You Anyways
5. Millions Of My Potential Children Were on Your Daughters Face Last Night
6. No Seriously, What's Wrong With Your Face?
7. In the Vagina, In The *ss, In The Mouth, Between Your T*ts (back: I Support A Woman's Right To Choose)
8. This Shirt Contains: Nudity, Voilence and Adult Themes
9. Toostie Pop commercial, from the 80's. Pic of the Owl with the words: Lick it, Don't bite it
10. I <3 (then 2 stick people doin it lol)
There's my top 10 of god knows how many!!!
Ok, so maybe they're a little offencive, but still lol
And I'm still waiting to wear #5 for when i meet some one's parents
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Posted: 1/5/2007 4:38:42 AM | | I had a dream a few weeks ago where going out the bar, I wore a t-shirt that said "lavalife sucks". | |
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Posted: 1/5/2007 4:42:24 AM | the shirts i have say.......
-tell your boyfriend to stop calling me
-watts electricions -- let us remove your shorts (actually took me like a month to get this one haha)
- they say i have a body like a god....too bad it's bhudda(sp?)
-i feel a sin coming on
-i'm not insensitive... i just don't give a sh!t
- nobody does it better
- PLAYER
- i'm a virgin........but this is an old t-shirt
-emotionally unavalible men ROCK
-damn rights i'm good in bed.... i can sleep for days
- do i look like a FUKKING PEOPLE PERSON?
- doesn't play well with others
-who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?
and theres a couple more i just can't think of right now.... it's late | |
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Posted: 1/5/2007 10:01:47 PM | You don't know my name, but your boyfriend does..... This is your boyfriends t-shirt... | |
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Posted: 1/6/2007 4:11:45 AM | My partner has one with upside down writing that says
"If you can read this, put me back on my barstool" & one that says
"Tony's Pizzeria - If you like my meatballs, you'll love my sausage"
I have one saying
"My face is up here"
"good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"
"Its always funny until someone gets hurt, then its hilirious"
"I have an atitude, and Im not afraid to use it"
Also want this Jumpsuit thing for my baby coming that says
"Does my bum look big in this?"
SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 1/7/2007 12:20:13 PM | How about..........
"You!! Outta the gene pool....now!!" Luv that one!!
"Canada......it's better on top"
"Save a tree....eat a beaver"
Ya ya, I know....they're wrong....funny......but wrong.
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Posted: 1/8/2007 3:29:02 PM | Rape is no laughing matter....... Unless you're raping a clown
How dare I wear this fukking shirt in front of your goddamned kids? | |
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Posted: 1/9/2007 1:39:04 AM | | my girl friend had a brown shirt with pink writting that said I (heart) NERDS so i made one in pink with brown that said I AM A NERD it was great | |
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Joined: 10/25/2006
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