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 Evil and Fun

Joined: 7/7/2006
Msg: 126
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 1/10/2007 7:51:09 PM
New fave tee:(I actually own these)


I GOT KICKED OUT OF BOY SCOUTS FOR EATING A BROWNIE


Runners up...

DON'T STEAL...THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION

LET'S SKIP THE INSULTS AND GET RIGHT TO YOUR A$$-KICKING

I GOT A RING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND...GOOD TRADE HUH?

EVIL SHOULD NOT LOOK THIS GOOD

I'M NOT A FAMOUS ROCK STAR, BUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND
 amy1966

Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 127
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Posted: 1/11/2007 5:04:58 AM
FCUK is offensive to us dyslexics you CNUTS
 Mr Digs

Joined: 11/14/2006
Msg: 128
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Another One
Posted: 1/11/2007 5:56:02 AM
Shirt for Business

And Have tis One !

If you Don't Like our Prices

Bring your wife and I'll****r!!!
 Mr Digs

Joined: 11/14/2006
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Another One
Posted: 1/11/2007 5:57:05 AM
Shirt for Business

And Have tis One !

If you Don't Like our Prices

Bring your wife and I'll Diker!!!
 lexxdarkstar

Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 130
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Posted: 1/11/2007 7:28:14 AM
that's a good one.
my brother used to have one that said "if you choke a smurf what colour does it turn?" and i used to have "he who laughs last, thinks slower"
 RockingTheWorld

Joined: 1/7/2007
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Posted: 1/13/2007 1:29:47 PM
you looked better on myspace.
If you dont like this shirt than dial 1 - 800 - eat - shit
 toujoursmoi

Joined: 9/27/2006
Msg: 132
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Posted: 1/13/2007 6:18:13 PM
I own this one..."I have gone to find myself, If I get back before I return, Keep me here!
 teddybear1981

Joined: 8/22/2006
Msg: 133
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Posted: 1/14/2007 4:43:16 AM
Welcome to Stupidville Population:you :)
 loric7s

Joined: 1/2/2007
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Posted: 1/14/2007 8:14:55 AM
a friend of mine has one that sais, " im the one that taught your girlfriend that thing you like "

loric
 Riker78

Joined: 8/8/2006
Msg: 135
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Posted: 1/14/2007 10:17:25 AM
Never seen this one, but heard its out there, "I'm shy but I have a big****
 greeneyes1

Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 136
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Posted: 1/17/2007 2:55:30 AM
I actually have the one your daughter has on the back of my car! people think its hilarious
 greeneyes1

Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 137
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Posted: 1/17/2007 2:58:14 AM
sorry it says I am not a b*tch, I am THE b*tch
 betterlate

Joined: 12/22/2006
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Posted: 1/17/2007 10:38:01 AM
One seen at a club in Destin Florida Worn by a great looking Man

"Hello... My Penis would like to buy you a drink"!

"Phil McCock"
"Phil McCrotch"


 PuppyLove04

Joined: 1/11/2007
Msg: 139
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Posted: 1/17/2007 12:04:39 PM
I saw one that said: "if we can put a man on the moon... Why can't we put them all there!"
 Fishin4That12Plz

Joined: 1/1/2007
Msg: 140
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Posted: 1/17/2007 12:27:18 PM
4 everyone out there if you would like to see how funny half these shirts actually are take a visit to this site and in the directory on the left check out the guys and girls t-shirts for a huge laugh, this site is guaranteed to make you laugh:
http://www.bwild.com/locegit.html
 Fishin4That12Plz

Joined: 1/1/2007
Msg: 141
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Posted: 1/17/2007 12:29:48 PM
And yet there are some more funny shirts like these that you can actually purchase from this site....cut and paste this link: http://www.bwild.com/fumyt.html
 PuppyLove04

Joined: 1/11/2007
Msg: 142
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Posted: 1/17/2007 12:48:21 PM
Kay, thought of a few more...

Farfrummovin (pic of a small guy pushing a VWbug up hill)
Farfrumpukin (pic of stick man holding 2 beers)
Farfrumhome (pic of alien hitch-hiking)
Lost Monkey... last seen up a tree...
Hi. Eat me! (pic of bunny waving)
you're ugly and that's sad.
I hear all the other ugly people calling you.
Danger!!! Toxic waiste. (pic of guy pukin')
(written up side down) If you can read this, put me back on my bike.
(bumper sticker written up side down) if you can read this roll me over!
I only party with the best... Sorry.

my pesonal fav...
I got a dog for my husband... it was a fair trade!
 MrMom2

Joined: 11/25/2005
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Posted: 2/7/2007 9:16:20 PM
A picture of the Beer Wolf holding a raised mug " Here's to all the Kisses I've snatched and vice versa"

The Last Thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it is still on the list.

this one made me chuckle on the front a costruction company logo
on the back CAUTION Men with realy big Tools.

Worm by a rather well endowed young woman You Should Feel This Fabric
 TechSeven

Joined: 1/31/2007
Msg: 144
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Posted: 2/11/2007 12:00:30 PM
'I'm a bomb disposal tech, if you see me running try to keep up'

'The liver is evil it must be punished' (picture of beer)

'The man (arrow pointing up) The Legend (arrow pionting down)'

'F.U.C.K Iraq. Bomb France'

'Look at my face and i will kill you'


Sorry if any offended yeah
 PICT

Joined: 2/7/2006
Msg: 145
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Posted: 3/21/2007 6:49:10 AM
"Stupid is as Stupid Dates"

"If You See a Cop...*Warner Bros. logo*...Warn a Brother"

"Make the Stupid People Shut Up" *funny cartoon bunny holding ears down with hands (paws?)*

and these dedicated to a couple of friends of mine:

"Did You 'Hugga the Bubba' Today" mocked up from Hubba Bubba Gum (for Bubba)

"Old BillWaukee Ice" (for Billy - an avid Old Milwaukee drinker)

and then theres this one; one of Billy's faves:

"Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver"


 wantsumfun7

Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 146
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Posted: 3/21/2007 8:12:17 AM
"Im the one you gotta blow to get ahead around here"

"Swallow.......or its going in your eye"

"Also available in sober"

"Stranger with benefits"

"This orgy sure is off to a slow start"

"Your sister is hot but your mom does that thing with her tongue!!"

BABY SHIRTS
"All Daddy wanted was a blowjob"

"Hung like a 5 year old"

"My other car seat is in a Porsche"

"I already hate the Yankees"
 scooby-doo

Joined: 11/8/2004
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Posted: 3/21/2007 9:35:50 AM
1. Intel logo but says "Evil Inside"
2. Stop Wine'n, plot revenge
3. If you're happy, Drop your pants
4. Shutup and Get Naked
5. Picture of a windows popup message: Lick Me (with OK button under it)
6. Kinky as a cheap garden hose
7. Mr Right just called... He's cheating on you and he's gay
8. If I'm a pain in the ass... use more lubricant.
9. If we are what e eat then I'm: Fast, Cheap & Easy
10. It is better to have loved and lost than live with the physco the rest of your life.
11. If men wer only as satisfying as chocolate
12. Even my Shrink says.. It's all your fault
13. Easy there Mr. Testosterone, you can be replaced by a zucchini
14. I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now
15. A hard-0n doesn't count as personal growth
16. Aren't we just the Little Freak of Nature
17. Alcohol was invented so ugly people could get laid too
18. Peter an Lois (Family Guy) in their bondage gear with "Join the Party" under it.
19. For a good time... Call someone else
20. Seen on a large chested woman "Smile if you'd like to touch them"
 sportyd

Joined: 12/12/2006
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Posted: 3/21/2007 9:56:28 AM
Two of the more interesting T-shirts I have seen women wearing have been...........

"My p*ssy is like FORT KNOX, nobody is getting in!" ...... and

"Mike Hunt is BALD!".........

I have a "Big Johnson T-shirt" I picked up while vacationing in Myrtle Beach, S.C.
which has the Big Johnson logo on the front and underneath it reads: Pop her fresh!

On the back is a picture of the Big Johnson Dough boy, standing alongside a can of
Hot & Heavy Dough Balls and underneath the slogan":

"How about if I POKE you and you EAT me!"
 naughtyelf1969

Joined: 10/25/2006
Msg: 149
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Posted: 3/21/2007 12:42:39 PM
I got a couple the other day I love!

Who are these kids and why do they keep calling me mom?!(kids loved this one)
I have PMS and ESP, so I am a **** that knows everything!

Squirrels...natures little speed bumps

My mom got one for my dad in Florida, it says:
DAD...mom's other kid (very true!)
 funaturxpense

Joined: 1/17/2007
Msg: 150
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Posted: 3/21/2007 1:27:16 PM
Hemi11264 wore this shirt that i loved: it's a man wiht a sour expression on his face with a big boob by its face, and reads: FAKE TITS TASTE WEIRD!
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