| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 3/21/2007 5:36:58 PM | If you think my personality stinks...you should smell my finger.
The funny thing about this T-shirt is, that by the time you are done reading it, you'll realize it doesn't say a goddam thing.
(at the lowest part of the shirt) I've had it up to here with midgets
(Fancy lettering) Fukcing Classy
This shirt don't make sence... either does this apple (fire hydrant pictured) | |
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Posted: 3/23/2007 7:06:23 PM | I got this for my friend.....
People tell me I have the body of a GOD......
Too bad its BUDDHA!!! | |
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Posted: 3/23/2007 7:24:40 PM | "i taught your girlfriend that thing she likes"
"i'm just not that into you (when i'm sober)" | |
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Posted: 3/23/2007 7:26:30 PM | Had a Big Picture of budda on it and said
"I have the body of a god"
This one wasnt a shirt but i got a kick out of it.
It was on a big dodge ram lifted and ruffly 35 inch swampers on it.
the bumper sticker said "Low riders are for men who cant get it up" | |
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Posted: 3/23/2007 7:47:43 PM | | I have a t-shirt that says " tyr not to let your mind wander, it's much too small to be outside by itself" | |
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Posted: 3/23/2007 9:24:51 PM | I have a T shirt that says...
'''What You Mean''' ........'' Jelly Bean'''
Acctually, jelly beans are good for you.. I had them for a snack today at the whole foods bar... As a rule , one would not think of jelly beans as a health food...
Make sure you get the ones made and sweetened with real fruit juices.
And that have a ''pectin '' base.
Pectin is a great detoxifier, Part of the magic from the ''apple''
An apple a day keeps the doctors away | |
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Joined: 11/1/2006
Msg: 161 | |
| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 3/24/2007 7:51:17 AM | i have a couple that arent too bad
"spooning leads to forking"
"you've been a bad girl, go to my room"
"i am in shape, round is a shape"
"rogers rooster farm, we have the biggest c***s in town" with a pic of a rooster on it
"you looked better on your website" | |
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Posted: 3/25/2007 7:06:16 PM | | OMG!!! I love the Boy Scout one!! Now THAT'S funny!!! I'm still laughin'......how wrong is that?!!! Thanks for the laugh Evil....... | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 1:22:30 AM | "rehab is for quitters"
"it takes a bi*ch like me to love a ba**ard like you."
"leave the chocolate and noone gets hurt!"
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Posted: 3/26/2007 12:08:32 PM | so I own a few that are really good
1. it says --- munchies (over a picture of the nintendo venus fly trap)
2. I love great SAX
3. I enjoyed amber brandy and sherry last night
4. The origional gangster (2 of them one with a pic of jabba the hut and another with a pic of the nintendo gun)
5. Music is my religion
6. I always beena fan of the man, the legend shirts
7. one that I need to buy ----- jesus is my homeboy
8. I support single moms (picture of a pole dancer)
9. I'm great in bed, I can sleep all day
10. save a horse ride a cowgirl
that's all for now!!
oh and to Evil with his boy scout one, that actually happened to me a few years ago, lol | |
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Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 165 | |
| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 3/26/2007 7:59:11 PM | My mother bought me one on her last vacation.
"I'm not a bi*ch, I'm giftedly outspoken"
Ibought one for my best friend on her b'day
" I don't need your attitude...I have one of my own"
MY favorite for myself
"Not yet...come back in four more beers" | |
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Posted: 3/27/2007 1:25:07 AM |
I like the shirt motor guys wear that says "If you can read this, then the B*tch fell off"
I was actually at a bike rally where there was a woman in a wheelchair. On the front of the shirt it said "I'm the **** that fell off!"
This is one I own... "F*ck Subtlety"
"I may be fat but you are ugly and I can Diet"
"You'll regret reading this shirt when the sketch artist asks you to describe my face"
"Yes I have change you homeless piece of sh*t...Thanks for asking"
"Save gas...ride the handicapped"
Baby's Tshirts...
"Daddy drinks because I cry"
"Just like President Bush Daddy didn't know when to pull out"
"Hung like a five year old"
"I tore Mommy a new one"
"F!#K THE MILK...WHERE'S THE WHISKEY TITS?"
and my favorite...
"THEY SHAKE ME!"
Hope you enjoy and hope I didn't offend too many...lol.
Tiger | |
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Posted: 3/27/2007 3:05:59 PM | I saw quite a funny shirt a few months back it said.
I am a bomb technician if you see me running try keep up
lol
Well I liked it | |
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Posted: 3/27/2007 8:50:28 PM | blah blah blah,
yeah yeah yeah yeah
blah blah blah,
yeah yeah yeah yeah
blah blah blah,
yeah yeah yeah yeah
blah blah blah,
yeah yeah yeah yeah
**** ur life story
show me ur tits | |
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Posted: 3/27/2007 10:43:05 PM | i have shirts that say this...
"i see you've been drinking from the fountain of stupid again"
"by reading this you have given me brief control of your mind"
"how about a nice cup of shut the fcuk up"
"does not play well with others"
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Posted: 3/28/2007 4:56:31 AM | I saw one the other day while driving behind a Land Rover it said:
IF you can read this then some FCKER has stolen my caravan! | |
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Posted: 4/7/2007 3:29:59 PM | I don't know if these have been said but I can't be ar*ed to read through all of them! LOL.
I just brought the following:
One with a picture of an Atari 2600 joystick with the words "Old Skool" underneath it!
One with the following words, "Parental Advisory - Don't Have Kids"!
One with the following words, "When I Snap You'll Be The First To Go!"
Does anyone remember the old Frankie Goes To Hollywood T -Shirts of the early 80's?
They said, "Frankie Says...." (followed by something like "No War" or whatever!?) or "Relax" on them! I had them too! LOL.
There was a Wham one as well that said, "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" but I never brought that one! LOL. | |
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Posted: 4/7/2007 9:01:47 PM | Can't sleep the clowns will eat me...
I hear voices and they dont like you
Some people tell me I have a bad attitude, those people are stupid
Allergic to Sunlight
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip
If I throw a stick will you leave
*A couple of shirts I printed are as followed*
My brain working "Loading... Loading... Loading.... ACTION CANCLED
Really? You want a cookie?
I will touch you! | |
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