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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 4/7/2007 10:34:47 PM | I DON'T DO ONE NIGHT STANDS...................
Cuz if you put out I'm coming back. | |
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Posted: 4/8/2007 9:24:46 AM | My sister got me a shirt that said" I'd kick you but i dont want to get any dumbass on my shoe" | |
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Posted: 4/8/2007 10:24:02 AM | I brought myself a t-shirt that reads:
DON'T P**S ME OFF!
(I am running out of places to hide the bodies)
The fact I work in a retirement home does not help much either. | |
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Posted: 4/12/2007 9:44:35 AM | "How bout' a nice hot cup of SHUT THE FU*K UP?'' 
*daydreams of giving shirt to to boss for X-mas* | |
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Posted: 4/12/2007 4:52:16 PM | Here are a couple I have seen:
Duck tape (has a picture of a duck wrapped in tape)
"I've used up all me sick days and so I am calling in dead"
Trailor Trash (has a picture of a trailor throwing trash away)
A camo shirt that read : You can't see me!
I also own a shirt that has 3 pictures on it:
Picture 1. a mommy duck and 3 ducklings
Picture 2.a mommy duck and 3 ducklings crossing a road
Picture 3. a mommy duck and 2 ducklings | |
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Posted: 4/12/2007 6:51:17 PM | | I bought a t-shirt that had this on it....... My boss is like a diaper when you're a baby , always on your butt and usually full of crap | |
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Posted: 5/3/2007 5:37:32 PM | 1. This is the shirt I wear when I don't give a sh*t
2. Better to lose a lover than love a loser
3. Don't steal the government hates competition
4. Damn right I'm good in bed, I could sleep for days
5. This shirt looks better wet | |
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Posted: 5/3/2007 5:49:08 PM | Jesus loves you but the rest of us think you're an assh*le.
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
Baaaaa means no! (Picture of sheep on front of the shirt)
I ruined it for everyone.
Don't mess with Texas. It's not nice to pick on retards.
Youtube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo.
Move, you're blocking the sexy people.
If I have to find Jesus, does that mean he's hiding?
I'm part of the problem.
I'm the one who taught your girlfriend that thing you like.
It's not PMS. It's you. | |
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Posted: 5/3/2007 6:03:58 PM | If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the trees laugh?
Could you come back in a few beers?
I bring nothing to the table.
It's only binge drinking if you stop.
Rehab is for quitters.
3687 days since I gave a sh*t.
I've had it up to here with midgets.
Why kill them with kindness when you can use an axe?
They're real but the shirt is fake.
420. I don't smoke pot. That's my credit score. | |
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Posted: 5/4/2007 7:30:38 AM | I didnt look through all the pages so sorry if its already posted , I bought it off a kids back , cost me a 50 $ .
" I am trying to see things from your point of view , but I'm not sure I can get my head that far up my ass "
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Posted: 5/4/2007 8:37:07 AM | A$$ GAS GRASS... Either Way You Gotta Pay
Touch me, Suck me, F**K me then get the hell out | |
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Posted: 5/4/2007 12:17:13 PM | | I once seen a shirt that said "Its not the size of the worm but how you wiggle the pole" | |
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Joined: 11/10/2006
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 5/5/2007 12:38:03 AM | I bought my sister a t-shirt that said, "I smile because you're my sister. I laugh cuz there's nothing you can do about it!" At the same time I bought hers, I bought one for myself that says, "The Only Hell My Mom Ever Raised." For some strange reason, my mom agrees... | |
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Posted: 5/5/2007 7:07:31 AM | Well...my boss is going to love this one...
1. I thought I wanted a career it turns out I just wanted a PAYCHECK | |
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Posted: 5/5/2007 11:42:08 PM | picture if a couple standing at the alter with the words "game over!" underneath it
and my personal favorite, the one that either got me in or out of trouble with the cops.....
BAD COP
NO DONUT!
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Posted: 5/6/2007 6:19:59 AM | | Oh ya I forgot one , when my wife was in the hospital getting ready to deliver our first born her dad brought her a new nightie to wear in the hospital . On the front of it it said " I should have swallowed " . That got a lot of laffs in the delivery dept . | |
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Posted: 5/6/2007 8:43:11 AM | | i have a shirt that says "from myspace" and has a pic of a guy sitting in front of his computer, and then beside that pic it says "to my place" and it has a pic of him doing the nasty with some girl :) | |
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Posted: 5/6/2007 8:46:39 AM | Various t-shirts I've seen on women:
I'm not a bi*ch, I'm THE bi*ch and that's Ms. Bi*ch to you.
If I had balls, they'd be bigger than yours.
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
I recycle boys.
If your d**k was as big as your mouth, I might be interested. | |
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