| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 6/19/2007 8:12:36 AM | | My brother in law had this shirt that said "head foundation, give generiously" | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 6/19/2007 8:25:10 AM | I tried to buy a shirt off a kid , offered 50 and the silk shirt I was wearing but still no go
The shirt said " Im trying to see things from your point of view , but Im not sure I can get my head that far up my ass "
I still want that shirt , I will wear it with pride . | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 6/19/2007 9:14:46 AM | What would Scooby do?
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment
Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount! | |
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babs3
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Joined: 7/30/2006
Msg: 205 | |
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Posted: 6/20/2007 3:50:06 AM | I recently bought two t-shirts at the flea market...I couldn't resist!
- I don't need your attitude!...I HAVE one of my own!
- These anger management courses are really starting to PISS me off!
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Posted: 6/20/2007 5:43:30 AM | Two t-shirts I had made up for a laugh turned people's heads.
"Milf...Does The Body Good"
"I'm A Jehoviah's Bystander...I Witness F'All" | |
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Posted: 6/20/2007 6:31:56 AM | "I beat Anorexia"-The man wearing it was very, very overweight...
"Choke...official softdrink of the Yankees"
"Jeter sucks. A-Rod swallows"
My friend owns and wers this one...
"Your attitude says princess. Your face says troll."
And there was a picture of a boy, about 10 or 11...and he was an overweight boy, and had big thick glasses...the point being that he was unattractive and may never get a date...his shirt said;
"I **** on the first date"
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Posted: 6/21/2007 8:58:20 AM | i have seen three good ones
-(written upside down) "if you can read this, than you are sitting on my face"
- "my idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand."
- "f*** milk, smoke pot" | |
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Posted: 6/21/2007 12:59:56 PM | My favorite tee's
All men are animals, some just make better pets ;)
Doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.
I dont care how old you are, just how well it works.
I hear voices, they dont like you.
Liquour and wine, gets my attention everytime. (lick her and whine)
Yes these boobs are real, why would you ask unless your johnson isn't? | |
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Posted: 6/21/2007 11:04:59 PM | Once I wanted to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny.
When life hands you lemons squirt juice in your enemy's eyes.
or
When life hands you lemons ask for a bottle of tequila. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2007 1:33:46 PM | Shirts that I own, but do NOT wear in public
Drink apple juice cuz O.J. will kill you (white ford bronco logo)
I may be fat, but my****is huge! (budda on front)
Deez Nuts! (squirrel holding acorns)
suk mi kokk farm (chineese chicken on front)
Nipples and Tits (instead of kibbles and bits)
CRAP! (black shirt with brown lettering) | |
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Posted: 6/22/2007 2:28:57 PM | >"If you can read this you are in my personal space ~ Back off!" (written in very small print)
I just made that one up...but I think it would be a good one.  | |
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emma-c
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Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 216 | |
| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 6/22/2007 3:03:44 PM | In small print so they always come closer.....
"If you notice this notice you shall notice this notice wasn't worth noticing" | |
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Posted: 6/22/2007 3:29:22 PM | One that isn't funny, but I still like are the "Coexist" T-shirts.
It's simply the word, made up of various religious/social symbols :
http://www.stampandshout.com/shop/t-shirts/coexist.php
The other one, that I saw in the Sally Ann one day, while checking their leather jacket selection actually made me burst out laughing.
"Your sister's hot, but your Mom does that thing with her tongue. "
Regret not picking that one up....I think.  | |
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Posted: 6/22/2007 4:02:11 PM | How about this one:
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
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Posted: 6/23/2007 7:40:46 AM | Seen on the back of a guy's T-Shirt riding a motorcycle on the highway:
"If you can read this the b!tch fell off again!"
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Posted: 6/23/2007 2:47:24 PM | | i bought a shirt for my brother just to piss his girlfriend off. her rides a harley and his shirt says "if you can read this, i left the **** at home" | |
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daveb
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Joined: 7/17/2006
Msg: 222 | |
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Posted: 6/28/2007 1:34:26 PM |
My new favorite, and it is on order...awaiting its arrival so I can wear it to the bar...
"You Will Get Wet On This Ride"
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Posted: 6/28/2007 2:53:54 PM | | im ashambed to say my favorite shirt is yellow has a budda and red letter's with some diffrent stains on it.... it read. I may be fat but my C...k is huge | |
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