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 TexanAZ

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 51
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 8/30/2006 7:16:39 PM
If guns kill people, then spoons made Rosie O'Donnell FAT.
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 52
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/2/2006 1:35:30 PM
Everything I need to know about life I learned by killing smart people & eating their brains.

Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
 loneshoreman

Joined: 5/21/2006
Msg: 53
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/5/2006 5:28:39 PM
My other car is a piece of sh*t too.

On a helmet-If you can read this, the b*tch fell off.

Have a nice day. azzhole.

I get paid weekly..very weakly.

If you get any closer I'll flip a booger on your windshield.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my azz.
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 54
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/7/2006 8:14:54 AM
saw this one on a monster truck.......If you cant stop wave hello as you go under....
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 55
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/8/2006 7:54:59 AM
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires does always have the right of way.
 loneshoreman

Joined: 5/21/2006
Msg: 56
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/8/2006 9:53:18 AM
I still prefer the larger vehicle.

Bosses are like diapers, always on your ass and full of doo-doo.
 CaliBella

Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 57
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/8/2006 5:40:56 PM
Well it wasnt a bumper sticker more like a lisence plate frame that read " Cats Flattened While You Wait"
 CaliBella

Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 58
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/8/2006 5:42:58 PM
Next time you feel PERFECT try walking on water .. and my favorite .. If your going to be a TURD go lay in the yard!
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 59
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/8/2006 7:56:48 PM
A SIGN AT WORK........

DUE TO THE HIV/ AIDS VIRUS....A$$ KISSING IS NO LONGER PERMITTED
 loneshoreman

Joined: 5/21/2006
Msg: 60
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/8/2006 8:35:03 PM
Horn broken-Watch for finger!
 TexanAZ

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 61
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/8/2006 8:52:54 PM
A bad day fishing is better than.....EVERYTHING!
 Will_NeverGiveUp

Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 62
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/9/2006 8:37:00 AM
You mess with me, you're messing with the whole trailer park.

 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 63
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/9/2006 1:27:55 PM
You are just absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
 loneshoreman

Joined: 5/21/2006
Msg: 64
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/9/2006 7:35:02 PM
God loves you..the rest of the world thinks you're an aszhole!

If p*ssy wasn't made to be eaten, why is it shaped like a taco!
 betaphi

Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 65
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FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/10/2006 4:11:04 PM
I have two bumper stickers on my car---MAKE LEVEES, NOT WAR (I'm from Louisiana) and LOW EGO EMISSIONS (I drive a Corolla)---neither very funny.
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 66
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/13/2006 2:09:09 PM
The reason women have breasts is So men will talk to them.......

saw this one on a milk truck....MILK UTTERLY GOOD FOR YOU
 CaliBella

Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 67
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/13/2006 9:25:52 PM
saw this on the way home tonight .. "My other ride is Your MAN" yikes
 the spilly

Joined: 12/8/2005
Msg: 68
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/13/2006 10:18:44 PM
As a matter of fact I do own the road
 loneshoreman

Joined: 5/21/2006
Msg: 69
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/14/2006 5:38:41 AM
Don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 70
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/14/2006 1:31:24 PM
CAUTION....Drive by shooter inside
 loneshoreman

Joined: 5/21/2006
Msg: 71
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/14/2006 2:52:07 PM
WARNING-This vehicle protected by Smith&Wesson.

Can't forget about those terrorist hunting permit stickers either!
 the spilly

Joined: 12/8/2005
Msg: 72
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/14/2006 4:07:52 PM
Guns don't kill people I do......ok i'm a very sick man....lol
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 73
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/14/2006 4:24:17 PM
gun control....means being able to hit your target
 loneshoreman

Joined: 5/21/2006
Msg: 74
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/14/2006 4:32:53 PM
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.

G* F*CK Y**RS*LF! Would you like to buy a vowel?
 the spilly

Joined: 12/8/2005
Msg: 75
FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 9/14/2006 4:43:21 PM
can i make some up???? how about "Warning Car Bomb" very fitting on a pinto or chevy truck....
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