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| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 12/29/2006 12:14:04 PM | Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! 
Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 
I refuse to star in your psychodrama 
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my dog.  | |
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RonniG
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Joined: 8/12/2004
Msg: 158 | |
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| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 6/2/2007 9:19:10 AM | It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
Who says nothing is impossible i have done nothing all my life
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| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 6/2/2007 12:10:21 PM | "YOU MIGHT BE PARANOID, BUT YES, I DO KNOW YOU'RE TWEAKING!"
Would love to get this one made into a T-shirt, but my son informed me I might get shot out ehre. *SIGH* | |
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| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 6/2/2007 6:12:11 PM | 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Assassins do it from behind.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. | |
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| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 6/3/2007 8:48:26 AM | Life:... It's sexually transmitted, and always fatal!
Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard!
My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.
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| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 6/4/2007 5:25:33 PM | I LOVE MY WIFE (with a heart on it)
Saw this on the back of a guy's boat trailer. I figured he is either whipped or his wife put it there......... | |
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jg524
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Joined: 4/30/2007
Msg: 171 | |
| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 6/4/2007 9:24:36 PM | It wasn't a bumper sticker but a guy had it on his rear window: "If you're going to ride my a**, at least pull my hair"
I loved it! Problem was I had to get really close to read it.  | |
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| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 6/7/2007 10:08:31 AM | A bridegroom is a guy who has lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness
A bachelor: is a guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
A practical nurse is one who falls in love with a wealthy patient.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
Real Courage is : Two cannibals having oral sex.
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| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 6/7/2007 10:29:54 PM | Ok this one isn't funny, it is sort of sick.. It was on the back of a small Suv with a wheelchair lift and a grandma driving. It said.... "Eat me raw"  | |
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