| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 6/8/2007 7:40:15 AM | Be alert, the world needs more lerts
Biting off more than you can chew is a proven way to cut some wisdom teeth.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men <<who me...lol??
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. | |
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PHK
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Joined: 12/14/2006
Msg: 177 | |
| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 6/8/2007 11:12:14 PM | Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Guys...just because you have one,
Doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive..I call these people "Everybody But Me," | |
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Posted: 6/11/2007 7:25:42 AM | You never know how many friends you have until you rent a cottage at the beach.
Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
(seen on a old womens car)...I'm still a hot babe, but now it it comes in flashes.
Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
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Posted: 6/14/2007 4:13:35 PM | Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love.
Sex is only dirty...... if it's done right.!!
The only time my EX and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers | |
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Posted: 6/15/2007 5:49:45 PM | here you go, laugh til milk comes out of your noses: -Luck
* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Horn broken, watch for finger.
* My kid had sex with your honor student.
* If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
* Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
* I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
* Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an ***hole.
* I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
* Keep honking, I'm reloading.
* Hang up and drive.
* Lord save me from your followers.
* Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
* Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
* I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
* Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
* If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
* Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you
can find a rock.
* Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.
*Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
*My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
*If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
*You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
*This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
*Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
*If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
*The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
*Illiterate? Write For Help
*I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
*You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
*I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
*Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
*It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
*I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
*If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over
[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
*Ax Me About Ebonics
*Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
*Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
*Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
*Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
*How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? | |
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| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 6/18/2007 7:24:20 AM | Sick bumper sticker- God accepts knee mail.
Sick bumper sticker- My kid beat up your honor student
Funny bumper sticker- If you come any closer I will flick a booger on your windshield
Funny bumper sticker- Don't draft my kids we voted for Kerry
Sick bumper sticker- I am a cop I can drink and drive all I want | |
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Posted: 6/19/2007 8:55:43 AM | The bigger the hat, the better the cowboy.
If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas!
Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors. | |
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Terdle
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Joined: 6/27/2007
Msg: 188 | |
| FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN
Posted: 7/2/2007 7:07:06 PM | Children on board, Ex in trunk
Don't follow me I'm armed
Are you new to this planet?
Follow any closer and you can thank God that's not your real nose | |
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Terdle
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Joined: 6/27/2007
Msg: 190 | |
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Posted: 7/6/2007 12:58:50 PM | My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips
My cow died. I don't need your bull anymore.
My Golden Retriever is smarter than your Honor Student
Seen on a van: This may not look like Noah's Ark, but your daughter came across in it.
I see stupid people (i.e. from the Sixth Sense - I see Dead People?)
Bankers do it with Interest | |
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Posted: 7/27/2007 9:54:00 PM | HORN IS BROKEN, WATCH FOR FINGER!! definitely a classic
TRUST ME I'M A SEX THERAPIST
F - - - YOU PIG, HAVE ANOTHER DOUGHNUT!! <---this one is a great gift idea.
looks perfect on the bosses
bumper. cops really get a
kick out of it. | |
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Posted: 9/3/2007 1:22:50 PM | Okay, I read this and there's some pretty hilarious stuff here. particular kudos go to LUCK (I just couldn't stop laughing) But I didn't see:
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests.
Old Gymnasts Never Die:
They just can't Remount in 30 Seconds.
(Gymn owners car where I used to work)
And what I thought was one of the cleverest license plates (saw this in northern CA):
3M TA3
(Had to sneak that by the DMV: think about it in your rear-view mirror).
And... one more license plate (for the Dennis Miller fans): I saw this on a VW rabbit in Silicon Valley:
LAGMORF
(I only got it because in high-school I memorized all the Orders under the Class Mammalia for a zoology class I was taking -- lagomorph) | |
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