| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 3/12/2005 1:56:22 PM | | She's totally talking about me hahaha. | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 3/12/2005 1:59:05 PM | Insanity is defined as repeating the same thing over and over again, expecting different results....
Insanity is defined as repeating the same thing over and over again, expecting different results....
Insanity is defined as repeating the same thing over and over again, expecting different results....
Insanity is defined as repeating the same thing over and over again, expecting different results....
Insanity is defined as repeating the same thing over and over again, expecting different results....
Insanity is defined as repeating the same thing over and over again, expecting different results....
Insanity is defined as repeating the same thing over and over again, expecting different results....
Insanity is defined as repeating the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.... 
I BELIEVE I HAVE FINALLY SUCCUMB TO THE MADNESS!!
FOLLOW ME MY FAITHFUL MINIONS, AND I SHALL LEAD THEE TO THE LAND OF MILK & COOKIES!           | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 3/12/2005 2:01:25 PM | well, ahem... my theory for why you may have this problem with attracting psychos goes as follows:
You're a very interesting person. You have a point of view on many matters that is quite unique. yet you have absolutely no hesitation when it comes to saying what's on your mind. basicly your outgoing honesty and ability to just be yourself envoke curiosity. you are an individual | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 3/12/2005 2:02:15 PM |
She's totally talking about me hahaha.
I've heard that narcissism is definitely a sign of an unstable mind, and while I have no doubt that you are CRAZY, you weren't the motivation behind this one !
Although..if I am in fact a lunatic magnet...... | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 3/12/2005 2:07:58 PM | lol.
as far as trying to stop this stampede of emails from "unstables"... what you should really do is try not to be so interesting. go for the britney spears mold. when a topic comes up, just kind of twirl your hair and "tee hee". maybe even post a picture of some random model in your profile. then you will get the same "hey baby, wanna have sex?" emails as everyone else. | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 3/12/2005 2:09:36 PM |  ...an indiviual that knows how to throw a party! with diners devils hitchhikers pickles fishermen headbangers rockbands booze silliness hippies AND RELISH!!!
PS I brought a 1/2 rack!
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 3/12/2005 2:20:26 PM |
maybe even post a picture of some random model in your profile. then you will get the same "hey baby, wanna have sex?" emails as everyone else.
I get those emails too, and ironically those guys AREN'T CRAZY!
Okay...let me stop poking crazy! | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 10/27/2007 11:00:51 AM | | So, is there any appreciable difference between being a "Lunatic Magnet" and being a "freak magnet"? | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 10/27/2007 11:23:37 AM | The answer was immediately apparent to me - couldn't the rest of you see it??? It's all those friggin' emoticons!! They scream "looney, looney, looney"!! Blast them outta there and it's problem solved baby!!        | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 10/27/2007 2:55:29 PM | Your loony sensor must be calibrated differently than mine. Some people go way overboard with them, but I'd never thought anyone should be committed because of that.
But if we're going to do so, can we put more than one use per post of the abbreviation "lol" on the list of qualifications, too? | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 10/27/2007 3:01:41 PM | LOL...my mother always said I was a bum magnet...I guess it's the fact we have wit and charm....get's em every time.
Actually, I think I attract chubby chasers...and those who want to find out what it would be like to be with a fat woman, but they are to afraid to come right out and say it.
Thusly, I like the forums here......very entertaining...but I'm not inclined to use this as a source of dating....but entertainment....absolutely!!!! | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 10/27/2007 3:10:36 PM | I've been attracted to a women who has for it proclaimed herself a "Psycho Magnet". Funny, I think of myself as a psycho magnet, especially when the "psycho magnet" is stuck on me too. Since opposites attract I can be thankful only one of us has got problems.
Maybe it's just egos ("I'm fine why aren't you?"). Or is it birds of a feather as has already been mentioned? | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 10/28/2007 8:13:09 AM | Lunatic? You want a frigging LUNATIC? I was with who I call "The Irish Psycho Queen From Hell" for over 5 yrs..off and on...(and she would ALWAYS come back after her zillion break-ups) so I'm carrying the crazy stick myself for putting up with her crap, but you guys would CRINGE at this stuff I put up with.
Briefly...
1) I was given 3 beautifully loving birthday cards, only to hear when I called her, all warm and fuzzy, to thank her THE NEXT DAY: "I need my time and space".... HUH?
2) Says she: "When I dump you, why don't you come after me?" I replied: "Well, if you LOVED me, you wouldn't DUMP me". She simply looked at my quizzically.... HUH?
3) She goes away for a weekend to tell me she had a wonderful time and and tells me, the guy she's been seeing for 5 yrs, "..the only thing missing was a man". (not a ME man, mind you, but a 'man') ...HUH?
4) She she comes looking for me in a club after she did her dissapearing act for 9 months, sleeps with me that night (Hey, I was horny) saying "I love you" then tells me it was necessary to sleep with me so she could get 'over' me.... HUH?
5) I get invited to her place for Christmas..I bring $$$ in gifts for her and her bratty kids...plus a day spa gift certificate for $200 that she never used...only to get MY 'gifts' handed to me from the trunk of her car as I was leaving that night....HUH?
6) We were in bed joking about a sexual issue we hadn't acted on and the next day I continued in an email about the 'subject'...but her response was that I was "crude, rude and vulgar". (although it was cute and cheeky the night before) ...HUH?
There isn't enough space AVAILABLE on this THREAD to fit the rest of it!
Needless to say......She's now history!! WOO-HOO !!!
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 2:34:08 PM | | I truly am a loony magnet.....or does normal bore me senseless????? | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 3:28:48 PM | | I get the wierd and unusal sometimes too or at least until I hid my profile. | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 3:44:35 PM | I wanted to see the kitty pics.
Where are the kitty pics?
I am not leaving until I see those kitty pics.
Damn it, I was promised kitty pics in the OP.
\/\/\/\/Oh, behave! | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 3:55:01 PM |
UPLOADING NUDITY WILL GET YOUR ACCOUNT DELETED
Well, so much for them kitty pics! | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 4:05:08 PM | | We need to compare notes, make lists and swap the info, then when names on the list pop up in our email boxes we'd be forewarned. Apparently I'm not the only Coo-Coo magnet on here, It's nice to have company, OP. | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 4:22:09 PM | | Could you tell us one of your lunatic stories. I love those.. | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 4:27:25 PM |
Could you tell us one of your lunatic stories. I love those.
I went out with a guy and over coffee he became stuck on the subject of politics, then he told me about his failed attempt to emigrate to Australia. He then proceeded to tell me how the CIA is watching him and he can't go any place without their presence. He pointed out some people who were reading newspapers in the coffee shop as possible CIA agents. | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 4:54:04 PM | ................................................... .................. .................. .....
Oh my !! and I thought - Oh .. Do I have a story!! lmao at the coffee shop CIA story!! lololol I betcha there's lots of witness protection people on pof!!! lololol
I was going to tell y'all about the guy I met who 'marked his territory' .. til I read that .. can't beat them CIA guys! hehehe .. buddy pee'd behind the barn .. instead of using the indoor plumming. 5 minutes later, he pee'd behind a tree ..?? .. and again and again and again behind the restaurant .. OMG .. freeeaky! .. Those voices can be a little unnerving!
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 5:33:50 PM | There was this guy, sounded totally normal online, that met me at a fast food place to see if we liked each other in person. First he tried to kiss me through the car window while I was trying to open the car door to get out. He pulls me over to his car to show me something, a surprise! for me, in his trunk and there was a gym bag full of sex toys, used sex toys, sex toys he said he and his friend and the friend's girlfriend used on each other. Tells me I probably know the friend's girlfriend's husband as he worked where I did and sure enough I did. All this happened in the first few seconds, I couldn't get back to my car and drive away fast enough! When I got home, you can see this coming right....he had left several emails wanting to know if he'd done something wrong.  | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 5:43:19 PM | my my my.... and I thought I had attracted some crazy guys in my time... judging from the stories above, I haven't even scratched the surface!!!!
I think there should be meetings...
"Hi. My name is Mike... and I attract crazy people..."
*insert monotone response* Hi Mike
Step One to admitting your a crazy magnet....
1) Admit that you're crazy...
Hey all.... I'm, um, I'm just a little... well ok, I'm flipping crazy.
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