| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 5:43:19 PM | my my my.... and I thought I had attracted some crazy guys in my time... judging from the stories above, I haven't even scratched the surface!!!!
I think there should be meetings...
"Hi. My name is Mike... and I attract crazy people..."
*insert monotone response* Hi Mike
Step One to admitting your a crazy magnet....
1) Admit that you're crazy...
Hey all.... I'm, um, I'm just a little... well ok, I'm flipping crazy.
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 6:04:41 PM | I totally get it now, ITS MY CAT!!!! My big black mean cat.  and she chases me.
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 8:56:29 PM |
Oh my !! and I thought - Oh .. Do I have a story!! lmao at the coffee shop CIA story!! lololol I betcha there's lots of witness protection people on pof!!! lololol
I dunno, hun, peeing around the parking lot is just as creepy AND involves a sexual organ. I had an escape route meeting my lunatic in a bookstore coffee shop in the middle of the day. He got very agitated when I told him I didn't believe that the CIA was holding hundreds of thousands of citizens prisoner. Then I beat a hasty retreat. | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 9:03:32 PM | | hahah, I totally am too! If you figure out how to find some nice, normal, NON stalkers let me know!! | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/5/2009 9:09:27 PM | LOL.. Yeah its amazing how many weirdos are on this site.
They should put a "Lunatic" button on peoples profiles that you are viewing so that if they get enough people hitting that button that everytime they email someone it will attach a message to the email saying this person has a high Lunatic warning. lol.. | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/6/2009 1:54:42 AM | Hey isnt there a funky tune ...
'Im crazzy, crazzzy for lovvvinn youuu!'
lmao. | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/6/2009 2:19:40 AM | | ^^^ Yea, one person's "creepy lunatic" is another's "delightfully spontaneous"... | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/6/2009 2:50:44 AM | Hey, meant it from every possible perspective ... pick your own position to view it from :)
No matter how much of the picture you can see, there is always one thing you never see, the whole picture.
Fair doos - I like quirky, with some funny ways about a person .... some of them dont just have some funny lil ways though ... Havent we all been experienced something of this at some point? And is that all there is? Dont make a song and dance out of it. Yea they often do start 'normal' (whatever that is) OP you arent attracting crazies, you are successfully weeding them out in a short space of time. What perspective do you wish to view it from? | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/6/2009 2:50:54 AM | Hey dude ..your posting was better then the acid I took this morning LMFAO
what a great way to start my day TY
Start a column in the NY Post | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/6/2009 5:06:47 AM | My personal lunatic stories: Let's see should I start with the ones who send the "Hey sexy Mama" opening messages. Or the "You are so hot, I just can't stop looking at you." "Do you like younger men?" Descriptions of what they'd like to do to me? Or "Let's get together this weekend and F&*%!!!" (Yeah right, little boy, I have shoes older then you!!!) (Does your Mommy know you're on line talking to a stranger.) But then these aren't crazies they're just overly amorous, hormone driven boys.
How about the marriage proposals in the second or third e-mail? Is that crazy? (You made me a favorite, I said Thank You, you tell me why you made me a favorite, I say Thank you again, you propose?) That's crazy, or maybe just extremely desperate. Or, how about the guy who told me his dog had chosen me as a favorite? (That congers up a few mental images, now doesn't it.)
I've only had three internet dates, (I'm very selective,) and all three were a little crazy. Number 1, we dated for over a year and are still friends, believes that the world is coming to an end in 2012, he saw it on the History Channel, it's gotta be true! Keeps telling me I need to get my house in order and get ready for the rapture. Number 2 asked me to marry him 4 times before we'd even met. Crazy? Number 3 was obsessed with me, kept referring to me as his "Trophy Wife" (Trophy wife? Me? Reality check, dude, I don't remember saying yes to your proposal. And believe me I'm no ones trophy!)
In closing I say that "Crazy, like beauty is in the eye of the beholder." One person's crazy is "delightfully eccentric" to someone else. I enjoy eccentricities in people, but crazy? Hmmm? | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/6/2009 5:22:32 AM | Last summer, my boss put a sticker on my computer that says "Psycho Boyfriend Magnet"...
It's nice to be loved isn't it??? LOL... | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/20/2009 3:26:02 PM | Personally...I think you have to be a LUNATIC yourself...in order to be a "Lunatic Magnet"
Crazy KNOWS Crazy! ...and we often seek, and stick with...our own kind! | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 2/20/2009 6:26:07 PM | | Maybe you could ask my daughter. She says she is a bumb magnet. She has been pretty well right about that. | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 3/9/2009 12:13:28 PM | | My sister's friend in HS once came over to her after a jerk in class was chatting her up in the hallway and screamed "I've got a sh*t magnet... Right here!!!" I was ROLFMAO after that, I'll never forget it. | |
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| Lunatic Magnet
Posted: 3/9/2009 9:01:49 PM | | wow. I was just reading this ,and it made me very sad ,that you people haven't really said what "lunatic magnet"actually represented. Did anyone think to consider that there are people who might be reading this, who do have actual mental illnesses. maybe you are talking about people who try to make to good of a first impression,and come off a little odd.Or maybe they are emotionally charged and have a tough time handling there emotions.Please state what the actual situation is.when you just throw out the word crazy,it usually means something not so crazy.no wonder there is a huge stigma towards the mentally ill. no wonder that people with actual mental illness won't confide in those they just meet.there are tons of people you wouldn't even know they had something wrong with them.that are actually "crazy".I also apologize to everyone who posted if this sounds harsh. this was a topic that has hit a nerve with me. and made me wonder about those In my family who are in a situation where they feel that they can't date some one because of fear. | |
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