| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/18/2007 3:20:44 PM | Some women just don't know how to kiss!!! worst if they try to suck the breath out of you without coming up for air  | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/27/2007 11:30:18 AM |
The guy begins licking me like a St. Bernard
I can't stand the power-kiss where there is so much intensity in her kiss that she literally almost chips my teeth with hers clickity-clack.... Also what is with tryin to kiss after oral - gross!
Shalini definitely has the best (worst) experience on this thread though. LMAO  | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/27/2007 11:36:23 AM | I don't remember ever having a bad kiss...and no one has told me that Im an awful kisser. (of course they could be sparing my feelings)
But I remember on sex in the city...charlotte got kissed by a guy that just licked her entire face...it was hilarious to watch! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/27/2007 11:55:09 AM | Reminds me of the 'Sex and the City' episode about deal breakers, and that guy who Charlotte was dating who was... licking her face. Like a dog.
"I feel like you raped my chin!!!"
I have to wonder... are there people out there who REALLY do that?? Do that think that's... hot? And, I always wonder, what do you tell a bad kisser? Charlotte confronted him. Would you?? Have you?
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/27/2007 12:42:37 PM | | Went out with this girl awhile back who had a moustache(no kidding, and trust me, she was REALLY a woman). Back at my place,after a few drinks, we started kissing. I started laughing uncontrollably. When she asked me what was up, I didn't have the heart to tell her that her moustache was tickling the hell out of me. I called an audible, and told her I just remembered this funny joke. Of course, that didn't really go over much better. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/27/2007 1:00:13 PM | | My ex husband had to be the worst kisser in the entire world!! He would slobber all over my mouth, chin, and upper lips!! and he'd bite my lip too!! OUCH!!! This went on the entire marriage, reguardless of my comments.. I should have known then not to marry him!! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/27/2007 8:31:23 PM |
Also what is with tryin to kiss after oral - gross!
What?!!!!!
OMG, I love that!! It's only gross if you and/or your partner is dirty. (In which case, no one should participate in oral LOL)
My thoughts are, if you wouldn't want you in your mouth, why da heck what I want you in mine? ;o) | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/28/2007 7:43:27 PM | | THE TONGUE RAPISTS!!!!!! Why, why, WHY do men think that it is EVER a good idea to, on a first kiss, immediately shove their tongues down a woman's throat and perform what appears to be a tonsil scraping??? My One True Love (ha!) did this on our first kiss. I'm shocked I actually stayed with him after that. The worst time, however, just HAS to be the guy I met recently at a strip club (hey, my friend wanted to go). This guy sat across from me all night, not looking at me, not talking to me, then five minutes before close, he starts talking to me and I realize he is totally wasted. He introduces himself, and I'm slowly backing away, just trying to be polite. So he says, "Come here a second. I want to tell you something." I lean in a little, he grabs my face, plants one on me with his mouth just as wide open as possible, his tongue wriggling in my mouth like a fish out of water. Did I mention he also had beer breath? Definitely the worst kissing experience EVER. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/28/2007 7:53:35 PM | | I had a guy burp in my mouth while we were kissing, not once, but twice. I wanted to throw up a little. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/28/2007 8:06:10 PM | | Well.....I can remember this one time that I was going home on a bus and I was really tired and didn't want to see or meet anyone. while I was going home I saw this guy who had a crush on me. We were just talking one minute and then he just put his tongue right in my mouth. you know just kissing. It was so...so...nasty!! We basically swap spit from eash other. That is one of the reasons why I don't kiss at all. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/28/2007 8:20:18 PM | This loser thought kissing was sticking his tongue almost down my throat. I was shocked because this was on the first meeting. I determined right then and there he was not boyfriend material.
My instincts were right because he had another profile just looking for sex. I read his profile and almost vomited. He was the stereotypical definition of trailer trash.
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 12/3/2007 9:45:43 AM | | I had a man take his tongue and shove it down one side of my mouth and up the other! It felt as though he was trying to scoop my tonsels out! It was so gross I had to pull away or I was gonna gag! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 12/3/2007 12:10:56 PM | | my worst kissing experience was with another guy. he offered to drive me home after a party, i knew he was gay, but what has that got to do with a lift home? well he wouldn't let me out of his car and started groping me, i let him kiss me good night, he was so desperate to 'do' it, with his scratchy beard and bad breath. what a jerk, at least now i know what it feels like to be a women in a similar situation. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 12/3/2007 12:22:16 PM | No, I don't have a bad  experience, hmm ... perhaps because some kisses did not materialise.  | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 12/3/2007 12:34:58 PM | | my dog licking my face after hanging around the cow pasture all afternoon, scurfin' down chips.... | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 12/3/2007 12:36:14 PM | | Woman who would stick her tongue in my mouth and whirl it around and around and around like it was a blade from the blender. That's all she did ... whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr | |
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| Manipulative kissing
Posted: 12/3/2007 12:54:42 PM | There's 2:
There was the guy that bit me really hard on the lip: Hot situation, but I think he was marking me b/c the relationship was illicit and the mark would force me to make up this giant lie about what happened to my face. Which I did, and I'm sure no one believed. So that was the most manipulative kiss ever. Hot and devlish :) | |
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| Manipulative kissing
Posted: 12/3/2007 1:00:45 PM | Oh, yeah, and the other one was my first kiss--
I was 2 young for this experience with my first like, I-would-die -for-you love,
and he might as well have slithered a worm or snake into my mouth.
It was sneaky and I was revolted and felt pressure to be cool and not skeeve.
And then I loved him for so long and i can't believe we recovered from those 2 first gross kisses. I was 11. Maybe we did not.
I heard he's having an affair with "a real woman" now--
you know, not the girl that pumped out 3 children for him.
Unreal. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 12/3/2007 7:29:58 PM | | My worst kiss was having a guy gob a mouthful of slobber in my mouth. I don't see how anything oould be worse than that. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 12/3/2007 8:51:00 PM |
I don't see how anything oould be worse than that.
you should kiss my dog after him eating cow chips... | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 12/3/2007 10:23:42 PM | | My worst to date was a guy who when he kissed me would press his face harder into mine, grinding his teeth into my gums and lips so hard that my lip started to bleed.....I try to muffle out "ow that hurt" but he obviously thought that I was moaning from enjoyment, so he starts shoving his tongue down my throat but my gag reflex is real bad.......he got his tongue so far down that I threw up inside his mouth. He left immediately after that . | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/26/2008 6:24:42 PM | | I was about 13 and the guy was 14 and he just stuck his tongue in my mouth and that's it, he didn't move it around or anything. It was like he was sticking his tongue out at me, but into my mouth. My mom drove up and caught us, thank goodness. Another guy was doing pretty good, until he poked my lip with his teeth and it hurt. And how about the guy who bragged he was a really good kisser, or so he had been told. He hardly opened his mouth, and it was a kind of closed mouth/ slightly open mouth combo. It sure didn't turn me on. There was another guy who was pretty good, but we swirled our tongues the same direction and it didn't work too well. LOL | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/26/2008 7:03:55 PM | OMG, I am gagging on some of these freakin' posts!!
I'll start with the "camel kisser". His tongue was like 3 feet long, he didn't relax it, so when it darted in my mouth, it was more like a long solid tube LOL.
Yes, I've also experienced the slobber puss. Have we turned you men on so much that you've lost control of some of your body functions such as swallowing? That's some sick sh*t right there. How about the dude that smashes your head into the nearest object behind you and smooshes your nose cutting off your breathing abilities? WTF are you thinking?? The guy who takes the cake is one of my exes who tried to slide the top of his tongue against my top front teeth as he was pulling his tongue out of my mouth. So basically, he used me to scrape off all the bacteria from his tongue. I told myself if he tried again I would cause serious harm to the family jewels. I'm NOT your freakin' dentist. How funny that they all claim to be great kissers.  | |
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