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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/26/2008 8:30:57 PM | | I had one horrendously long date with a woman whose idea of kissing started with biting my bottom lip until her teeth pierced my skin causing me to bleed all over the place. I told her ouch I'm not into pain. Then she gave me the limpest kiss imaginable, followed by licking all over my face. More slobber than lick. That was my worst. There was no repeat. I needed a shower and some medical attention. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/26/2008 8:35:07 PM |
I had one horrendously long date with a woman whose idea of kissing started with biting my bottom lip until her teeth pierced my skin causing me to bleed all over the place. I told her ouch I'm not into pain. Then she gave me the limpest kiss imaginable, followed by licking all over my face. More slobber than lick. That was my worst. There was no repeat. I needed a shower and some medical attention.
This happened a lot to0 a friend of mine... He is a Doctor and dates his patience!
I told him it was wrong, but he just says Vet's don't have the same rules! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/26/2008 10:18:44 PM | He spoke to me in a husky voice, reminiscent of someone with chronic deviated septum issues, think nasally husky.
He then proceeded to grab my face with both hands, most likely to keep me from running....then slowly he released the hellish thick tongue [I am now frozen in fear] and thinking I may be able to identify what he had for dinner, and proceeded to lick my face from the chin , over the nose up the hairline baby in one fluid, painfully slow motion.
Once the wave of nausea passed I got thehell out of there.Once was enough and I never looked back. This my friends, is the worst kiss I have EVER received.  | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/12/2008 12:44:14 PM | POF date.
He had been pushing and pushing and pushing to meet.
Finally I gave in and said "fine, we'll get a can of pop"
Within 4 minutes of meeting him for the first time he leaped on me and literally rammed his tongue down my throat tickling my lungs.
When I shoved him back and asked "WTF?!"
He said he just wanted to see if we clicked.
We didn't. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/12/2008 2:14:35 PM | | Well, i guess I am lucky compared to some of the "kissers" or suckers out there. My worst exp. was in Jr. high with a woman who french kissed but did't move her tongue. it was weird and she was a smoker as well. ewww. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/12/2008 6:05:08 PM | this happend recently. it was such a let down. i met a guy that was super nice. he really liked me. i was hoping that there would be some chemistry between us i really really was. well, one night we went out and he gave me a kiss good night. it was really awful. it was such a disapointment. he basically sucked on my lips it was so gross!
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 5/16/2009 8:42:12 PM | Um I can top that!
This guy leaned in and starting to kiss me, FORCED his tongue into my mouth and then proceeded to swish it around like a fish out of water! I jumped backwards and yelled, "What the hell is that?" I never kissed him nor went on a date with him again. Eh, grossing me out just remembering it. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 5/16/2009 8:45:55 PM | | Recently I met a friend of mine's co-worker and I REALLY wanted to kiss him for some reason. Later that night he ended up jumping in the car with me and gave me a kiss. It was really really bad. I had to pull away. He asked me what was wrong and I started saying "I just can't do this..." of course he asked me why and not wanting to hurt his feelings I said "I have a boyfriend, his name is uhhhh Adam." Later he told my friend he wanted to ask me out but didn't because I had a boyfriend. My friend proceeds to say, "Huh? She does NOT have a boyfriend!" Ehhh... | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 5/16/2009 9:02:01 PM | | What I want to know is if anyone has ever dared to try and teach someone to kiss like you like it ? | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 5/17/2009 10:20:19 AM |
I was 10, and was giving my grandma a kiss goodbye. I never wanted to french again! 
^^^ I dont know if that was a joke or not (i sure hope so! lol) but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! *hurls*
Had a male friend whom i was friends with from about my mid teens till my late 20's. We were just buddies but dayum was he ever HOT! He confided in me at one point that he liked me for more than just a friend and i was sooooooo happy! lol Finally had our first kiss and arghhhh it was HORRIBLE!! How could something that good looking kiss so bad?? lol First he would always kiss with his eyes wide open and i mean wide. Weird. lol His tongue was all stiff and would go about 6000 miles an hour. No matter how much i tried to slowwwwwww it down, it never worked. I even knew back then at that young age that there was nooo way i could keep doing that. lol We ended up going back to just being buds. LOL | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 5/17/2009 10:26:37 AM | | It was an online date where the man, despite what his profile said, was only 5'4" and otherwise not my type physically, and was a bit of a pervert. I'm trying to be reasonably polite and make it through the date. I believe that we were at the coat check and as I turned to put my coat on, he kind of jumped up and tried to kiss me. It was cold, and wet, and not that appealing at all. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 5/17/2009 3:03:05 PM | ok so i've had the droolers, and the suction mouths, but nothing tops my first serious boyfriend, at the time i was a vegetarian and had been for about 1 1/2 years, he however was not a vegetarian but new even the flavor of meat made me sick, we were at this party sitting there cuddling when all of a sudden he leans over and kisses me, all i remember is the horribly strong taste of hamburger, turns out he had just eaten a big burger and there were still tiny pieces floating around his mouth!! to top it off his only reply to my being physically sick over the whole situation was, i love you.....
eww needless to say he rinsed his mouth out thoroughly before i even thought of kissing that again.....which i can't say was more than once.... | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 5/17/2009 4:12:00 PM | | Has to be the guy who came at me with his mouth wide open, lips curled back, drool dripping.......and proceeded to try to eat my face off! ouch! I was wet from the eyebrows down, ewww....! I tried to talk to him about it, give hints about what I liked, but, he got mad and stormed off like a toddler! Then there was that guy who pecked at me like a chicken....at least there was no drool! lol! | |
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Posted: 5/20/2009 11:48:13 AM | OMG!
This has to be some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 5/20/2009 7:48:00 PM | | i had one time with a guy who had over large lips, and was too slobbery, that was a bit off putting! I have a pierced tongue, has anyone has any mishaps with a tongue piercing?? | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 5/21/2009 4:10:51 AM | | As soon as our lips touched, his torpedo tongue shot down my throat. I can suppress my gag reflex well if needed, but I couldn't this time! I pulled away and started to cough violently. He laughed and said, "Told you you wouldn't be ready for my mad skills" (ugh) and pulled me into him again! I was still coughing, red-faced, with tears streaming down my cheeks and tried to wave him away, but he started to kiss me again. Because I kept turning my head, he started to lick me all around my mouth area; big, goopy, strings of saliva. When these dried and got all crusty on my face, I felt like throwing up. UGH, it was ****ing disgusting!!! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 5/25/2009 4:05:49 PM | My worst was also my first.
I just hugged this guy, next thing you know, he has both of his hands forcefully on my jaw , trying to part my lips. and he took hsi tongue and literally just licked every part of my mouth, my teeth, my tongue, and the roof of my mouth. GROSS!!
i know this is mean, but I was so annoyed, i pushed him back and said, ew gross are you kidding me?!
i know that's harsh but I might hug the guy, but that doesn't give him the right to try and french kiss me. esp by holding my mouth, it was so forceful. i was so mad.
it's so embaressing. he lives near my parents house, and works at this mall,a nd i go outa my way to avoid contact when i run into him . | |
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