| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 9:08:06 AM | can you say guppy lips.?
...if youve ever seen a goldish or guppie in a fish tank opening and closing its mouth thats how she liked to kiss:
....no rythm, no dance of the lips, no slow build up...
just open-close-open close-...it was rather....yawn...
not to mention she always kissed with eyes wide open...ick. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 9:31:04 AM | | The worst kiss I ever had was so bizarre, I'm not sure I can describe it! Well, here goes it. It started out like a normal kiss, but then he began twisting his head back and forth, side to side. I was left with brush burned lips and I can only imagine how bad his neck hurt after that! Thankfully I didn't find out what weird "twists" he may have had in the bedroom! | |
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Posted: 8/23/2006 10:29:21 AM | These replies are soooo funny!!
It amazes me that some people just don't know how to kiss. For me it just comes natural, and knowing when to go slow and soft, little nibbles, when to be intense. When you are really into the other person it just comes so easy (for me anyway).
I had an ex that just stuck his tongue in my mouth, no movement, nothing. I would end up doing all the work. So one day I just decided to let his tongue hang there, in my mouth. It was really weird, but I think he got the point!
And a long time ago, I kissed a guy who must have thought he was a Hoover vacum cleaner. My tongue was so sore from being literally sucked right out of my mouth. Never did see him again! | |
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Posted: 8/23/2006 11:04:17 AM | | Ohhhh . . . I went on this blind date and right in the middle of a sentence, this guy grabs me and instantly sticks his tongue as far down my throat as possible!! I mean what was he going for my lunch or something?? I totally gagged and spent the rest of the date sick and dodging any further kissing attempts!! | |
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Posted: 8/23/2006 11:08:33 AM | OMG Shalini! I was seriously laughing out loud readingyour post! That was so hilarious! But unfortunately I found it so funny because I could so relate to it! EWWW!!!
And what's the deal with these guys that try to feel what you had for lunch with their tongues? GAG!!!
I kissed this one guy yeas ago who in the middle of kissing, would suck on my nose and stick his tongue in my nose while pulling my head hard into his face. I would be pulling back hard and he would just pull me harder. It was the weirdest and grosest feeling.
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Posted: 8/23/2006 11:18:48 AM | Congratulations to Bubbles, winner of The Grossest Kiss(TM), with her submission of "Suctioned to Nose, Tongue in Sinuses"!
You win a  | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 11:22:11 AM | the guy stuck his whole tongue in my mouth and drooled on me and then like felt up my teeth with his tongue and had the ballz to ask if he was a good kisser!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 8/23/2006 11:52:28 AM | Bubbles... just... wow. EW. How... strange!
This thread actually reminded me of an incident in college that I'd willfully forgotten! It was my first semester of college, I was trying to figure out my class schedule, in the cafeteria, and a seemingly nice guy comes over to talk with me about a class we were to be in together. We'd talked for a few minutes, and he suddenly grabbed me and gave me one of those full-on, tongue-to-the-tonsils kisses in front of a room-full of people I didn't know. I had one of those nervous reactions where I started laughing uncontrollably - I mean, doubled over, tears streaming down face, sides hurt the next day kind of laughing fits. That's only happened to me one other time. I was sooooooooo embarrassed at the time, and also so pissed - I mean, talk about taking liberties! I never gave him any signals that I was okay with that! Later on I figured that laughing my ass off was probably the best thing I could have done - he never pulled anything like that again, as far as I know! | |
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Posted: 8/23/2006 4:09:00 PM | It has to be my first kiss!!
My sister had told me all i had to do was open my mouth ,and put my tounge in his mouth.......so off i go to meet my boyfriend [im about 13 years old],and the moment comes for the big kiss to happen ,nervous as hell.... i just opened my mouth as wide as possible and stuck my tounge out to full stretch !.........,he must of thought he was gonna lose his head !!!he pulled back really quickly ,and looked me in the in the eye and sounding really freaked ,half shouted "NO,YOU DONT DO IT LIKE THAT "needless to say i just up and left ,red as a beetroot,and ran all the way home !
I think[hope ]ive improved somewhat since then
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 4:19:19 PM | My worst kiss has to be when his tongue was down my throat and he left teeth marks on my upper lip. Yikies | |
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Posted: 8/23/2006 4:46:09 PM | | I had a guy who rubbed his tongue around my teeth and roof of my mouth. I guess he didn't think to swallow because my chin would often be full of his saliva. | |
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Posted: 8/23/2006 4:56:57 PM | Anyone who gives my lips "beard burn". Where's the lip!!
The next worse was when he stuck his tongue in my ear and acted like a q-tip. Felt like he was cleaning it out. It doesn't get that wet when I surf. Thought it would never end, when he did, he immediatly went for my mouth in a nice WIDE OPEN way. Ear wax, bad teeth, saliva, and the ultimate insult, reflux.
Ughhhhhhhhhhh,,, | |
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Posted: 8/23/2006 4:59:10 PM | | Having my ears licked! Ewww!! Still, sends shivers up and down my spine. She did it unexpectedly after asking me if she could show me something that used to drive her previous boyfriends wild. Never again!! | |
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Posted: 8/23/2006 5:49:28 PM | Ewwwwwwwww ~ icky. Nose sucking? WTF?????? 
My worst experience has to be the Lizard-guy. I am not sure who taught him that, or if he figured it out on his own, but ~ ~ he thought it was not only acceptable, but sexy to act like a Komodo Dragon. He did this flickering weird-a$$ stuff with tongue, nothing more, nothing less ~ just the flickering. I, to this day, fear the Geico commercials ~  | |
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Posted: 8/24/2006 9:13:18 AM | I just have to say, people, reading these posts has had me doubled over with laughter - yes in many cases it's because I can relate. I also feel a bit sick to my stomach, remembering the effect some of these kisses had on me.
Notice most of the posters are women? So many guys just don't have a clue. They've watched too many movies where the couple seem to start their kiss with their mouths so wide open it looks like they're at the dentist. When the first kiss is an attack with full frontal tongue it's often just too much! Save that for when the passion gets heavy.
Start with gentle, tender, subtle nibbles, lips just slightly open and just moist but not wet - don't ignore the neck. Only go gradually with more open mouth and tongue - go with the flow - be intuitive.
Ladies if you really like the guy, you can teach him how you like to be kissed. Some are unteachable but not always. | |
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Posted: 8/24/2006 2:50:31 PM | | I was going to post my worst experience on here, then I remembered the guy uses this site too oops!!! | |
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Posted: 8/24/2006 3:02:15 PM | | same thing a few times. kissing women whos idea of tonguework was just having their tongue as rigid as possible... it was like having a carrot moving around in my mouth. . im not saying im a great kisser, but damn | |
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Posted: 8/24/2006 3:32:02 PM | I had the opposite problem. I had this girl whose idea of a kiss was to make an O with her mouth, and retract her tongue as far as she could. It was like kissing the end of a hose.
Okay, I totally burst out laughing when I read that one! Good visual, hahahaha!
My worst kissing experience was this guy when I was a teenager, he was so nervous. It was our first "kiss". Anyways, eyes closed... he opens his mouth, sticks out his tongue and starts molesting my nose, started sucking on it, tongue in...EWWWW. I was SOOOOOO grossed out! Hahaha, how do you respond to someone who does that? I nearly got violent to get him away from me!
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/24/2006 3:59:57 PM | the way you discribed that kiss was the funnist thing i ever heard................
LNG, ur a total riot....LMAO
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