| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/24/2006 5:22:43 PM | | Hmmm, my worst kissing experience would have to be this one girl about a year ago. She used her toungue as a ginsu knife, stabbing at the inside of my mouth; it felt like i was being attacked, let alone having my own toungue pushed down my throat.. unreal. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/24/2006 5:59:02 PM | | I had a similar experience with a beautiful hot chic. Just drooled looking at her whole package. We hook lips and the puts her tongue out with hardly any movement...what the! Big blob of meat. Stopped that right away and went to other areas, the neck, nibbling at the ears, massaging her melon's, her thighs... get the picture. Made good of a bad situation. Kissed other pleasurable points. Her lips where off limit, Yuk! Everything else tasted good. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/24/2006 6:01:19 PM | | All of you are a scream! I didn't know whether to laugh or throw up. Especially when I remembered another REALLY bad kisser. This one stuck his tongue out as far as it would go and just pressed it on my face like a big old piece of liver. EWHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/24/2006 6:45:30 PM | | This one guy.. oh my gosh... he kept biting me. Hard! He left marks all over my neck and even one on my cheek. My tongue hurt for like 2 days after. He was a nice guy... but I just couldnt see him anymore after that. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/24/2006 7:19:24 PM | my worse kiss experience wasnt even gross in fact it was like any other day kiss but the worse experience was not knowing what it meant until the next day. that it was my last and final kiss. more like the kiss of death and to think I taught her how to kiss | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/24/2006 9:06:57 PM | Goodness a lot of these posts are gross. Too much salivating would result in a nasty scene if any guy ever tried that with me. Guess I've been fortunate over the years, thank God!
I had the opposite problem. I had this girl whose idea of a kiss was to make an O with her mouth, and retract her tongue as far as she could. It was like kissing the end of a hose.
That is one seriously funny visual! LOL! Sad thing is I can relate. How a grown man didn't know how to use his tongue is beyond me.
Thanks to all for the laughs. The almost gagging I could have past on though, lol. Better luck to everyone in the future! ;) | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/24/2006 9:15:01 PM | | I should have seen it coming , he looked like a bearded draggin with his tongue darting out for crickets or something , but I gave him the benefit of the doubt and let him kiss me anyway , and when we were kissing , he kept biting and sucking on my tongue, not playfully either, PAINFULLY! it's how I imagined it would feel on a cold winters day if you stuck your tongue to a metal pole or something , needless to say ,there was no more kissing after that. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/25/2006 3:17:16 AM | lol, I can tell right away by a kiss if he is going to be a good lover or not.
There should be classes to teach men how to kiss. (and women)
My worst is pretty much same as yours Madamoisele, like someone stuck a plunger to my mouth, a wet plunger at that.
Then you have the ones who cram their tongue down your throat trying to tickle your tonsils and never want to let you up for air.
And of coarse the bitters...if im saying ouch, get a clue
Granted I have run across some good kissers, I suspect they are the ones who watch soap operas secretly and learned how to kiss on there...lol | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/5/2006 9:06:57 PM | Can anyone tell me about the forum of the best Kissing Experience? Because I think the tongue should not be the hole thing about a kiss, usually
it should work together with moist lips, not sloppy, and breathing through the nose, when you close your eyes, all you can see is what you feel. The other types of kissing are best left for other parts of a Womens anatomy......Jon | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/5/2006 9:27:23 PM | Can anyone tell me about the forum of the best Kissing Experience? Because I think the tongue should not be the hole thing about a kiss, usually
it should work together with moist lips, not sloppy, and breathing through the nose, when you close your eyes, all you can see is what you feel. The other types of kissing are best left for other parts of a Womens anatomy......Jon | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/5/2006 9:36:25 PM | Too too funny! At least I'm not alone.. I like the one who said she was like kissing the end of a hose.. LMAO....
My worst... well aside from a couple of lizard kissers.....ewwwwww... the absolutely WORST was this guy that put his whole mouth over my entire mouth/lips and all - almost sucked my nose into the whole scheme of things and stuffed his tongue so far down I thought it was going to come out the other end! I almost gagged - literally. Disgusting.
Then he had the gall to say "what's the matter with you? You don't like the way I kiss?"
Got rid of him in a hurry! LOL | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/5/2006 10:04:15 PM | I kissed a lady who had a nasty slobbering problem. After kissing her i had her spit all over my face everywhere, from my nose to my chin and neck. You needed a bib. All she ever wanted to do was kiss me, cause i was such a good kisser.. ewww she was awful...
I dated one that kept trying to lick me like i was an ice cream cone. impossible to kiss back. Woulda been great if she used this technique in other areas, but she couldn't do that right either
I would also say kissing any smoker is always bad....
A good kisser takes their time, relaxes, and just enjoys the moment! | |
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Kiyana
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/5/2006 10:56:48 PM | | My worst kissing experience was when I was 15. He decided to quickly suck my tongue in while lip to lip...and increased the pressure and pull on my tongue to such a point that when I felt and heard a slightly odd soft squishy tearing sound, I wasn't surprised - but definately in pain. He had torn the thin strip of tissue under my tongue that attaches to the floor of my mouth (the 'lingual frenum')! There was blood. And pain...but not as much as the punch in the gut I gave him for laughing at his own 'playful' nature going wrong. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/10/2006 9:36:06 PM | Ok, so I knew this girl for a while, and was interested in dating her.
One night we ended up at herplace after having been to a party...... then she proceeded to LICK MY FACE. Not the hot licking, but the weird ass licking like you saw in the move Orgasmo where the Morons LICKED EACH OTHERS FACE. It was so bad, I couldn't run away fast enough. Nice girl it was just gross lol, I wiped my face off when I got back home with soapy water. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/11/2006 5:39:16 AM | well lets see... the first one was a guy I dated as a teenager, his tongue spent more time cleaning out my ears than anything else. I can't remmember if he was a good kisser..what I remember is that my ears hurt alot after the suction session.
the second one was a guy who love to kiss, only I needed to carry a rag or kleenex box with me, because he sucked and licked my whole face, I had his saliva all over me, It was prettry gross and I avoid kissing him after a while...yuck....hense once I stopped letting him trying to drowm me with his saliva, we stopped dating. Thank God for small favors. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/11/2006 11:45:01 AM | my first kiss was my worst experience,
And yes i will never forget it.
lol
I was in grade 7 and had never been kissed.
I really liked this guy and he liked me.
remember we are talking grade 7.
we were having lunch together in the school yard,
he leans over and goes to kiss me,
im thinking wow , my first kiss.
he french kisses me and forgot to take out his licorice candy,
after almost gaging,
i said here,
and gave him the candy he left in my mouth,
gag, gag,
that was the end of that.
remember we were only in grade 7.
gross .
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/11/2006 9:32:15 PM | I have kissed a variety of bad kissers, but the droolers are the worst. One guy I went out with (twice, shame on me) had so much slobber that when he pulled away from me (I may have been pushing, lol) there was a string of thick saliva strung between our faces like a Christmas tree garland. Trying to be gracious, I just pulled back enough to break it and pretended like it didn't happen. The next kiss was the same, but he didn't seem to know it was a problem.
How can you not know that? That's the part I don't get, is how can some people be such awful kissers and not know it. Now, I am not too fussy about such things; I even let me dog kiss me. Sometimes when we've been playing and he's excited, he accidentally bites my lip a little bit, but I'd still keep the dog kisses and say goodbye to SalivaMan. Eeeeewwwwwwwww! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/12/2006 5:59:17 PM | | When my "so called best friend" (damn i wish we had of stayed best friends) were deciding wether or not we could do the relationship thing? We had A KISS , terrible , terrible yuck! He was absolutly like a frog! He kept sticking his tongue in and out, in and out, and it wasn't where you'd want a tongue stuck! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/12/2006 8:30:30 PM | OMG!!! I was just about to say that too!!!
I was going to post my worst experience on here, then I remembered the guy uses this site too oops!!! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/13/2006 1:50:00 AM | | my first was the worst...I was so nervous I thought I was going to throw up..But I didn't. I wasen't sure if I should kiss her or not or if i should ask her for permission "AAAhh youth" Well I remember standing there ith her and with that comfortable silence which felt like an hour , I leaned over to kiss her. Well we both had our eyes closed, well mine were closed, and her upper teeth cutmy upper lip when she thought that smashing faces together was the norm. She had her mouth so wide and she came in so fast that her front teeth came into contact with my upper lip. two stitches and two weeks later we tried again and that was much better. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/13/2006 4:51:23 AM |
mindstimulatino101...My worst experience was this dude who's nickname had to be "deep throat" because his tongue almost touched my ribs. Not to mention that as I was gagging, he thought that was a good response to being turned on as he was suffocating me, so then he tries to fit his head in my mouth as well!
EEEwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww...... same thing happened to me but I doubt it was the same guy - cuz I felt the guy's tongue down to my stomach... as I was (too) suffocating! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/13/2006 9:00:00 PM | | I dated a guy in college who had big teeth and very thin lips. His teeth always hit mine, because his lips provided no padding at all. It was awful! He was otherwise a very nice guy, and I hated to have to break it off with him, but there was no cure for it. | |
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RJB888
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Joined: 11/23/2005
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/13/2006 9:26:03 PM | | OMG I have been LMAO reading this and almost gagged a few times. Yeh I've have some bad kissers. Droolers, suck my tongue out of my mouth, almost swallowing my face. But I had a guy once on a first date just grab me and kiss me. He was pressing his lips on my mouth so hard my front teeth started to hurt, I really thought he was going to pluck my teeth out. No second date after that. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/14/2006 3:59:44 AM | my worst was a couple of years back. A guy who turned out to be shorter than he sais (I am 6ft2.5 he must have been 5 ft 10!!)
He went in for the kill vey quickly when I was seated lol
His lips were wet and cold and every time i pulled away he tried again. Open mouthed, wet kissing uuuurggghhh...I still feel sick now!! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/14/2006 6:30:35 AM | I think I have had several "worst kisses". One was when his teeth bumped into mine...he had kind of bucked teeth...then another was when his braces scratched my lip....than another was when a guy is wagging his tongue like a wielded sword attacking my mouth and his spit is getting on my mouth...ewwww! I have learned I have to teach men the art of kissing, but some just catch on quickly to what I like...I don't like a lot of tongue...just enough to tease and torment in a good way... | |
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