| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/14/2006 7:24:21 AM | I think the WORST faux pas a man can make it to approach the kiss with his mouth wide open, tongue sticking out like an erection, ready to plunge into your open cavity. EWWWWWWWWW....gross.
Where is the touching of the lips? Where is the gentle melting of said lips? Where is the mystery, the anticipation, the build-up? Nope...doesn't work for me. | |
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Joined: 3/11/2006
Msg: 77 | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/14/2006 5:02:34 PM | | My worst experience was my first kiss at Bible Camp... he unexpectedly kissed me behind the cook house and I promptly hit him in the nose. Yes he did have a bleeding nose. My dad was proud but I was scarred for life *grin* | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/14/2006 5:05:52 PM | | The worst had to be kissing a guy wearing a rug... help... where do you put your hands???!!! and he was a kisser / bitter ... awful | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/14/2006 7:26:33 PM | Started decently, bit if this, bit if that, good timing, fresh breath all good..we are warming up and my friend becomes oh so eager, grabs my face and goes for the "friendly dog" face lap. I broke free and am safe now.
Safe, yet still slightly shaken. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/14/2006 7:33:18 PM | well how about the lips swallowing ure face and a tongue darting around ure lips and nigh on choking you thats y i never kiss anybody wen im in the nightclub form now on it scared me lol:P | |
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| The Neanderthal Sucker FIsh
Posted: 9/14/2006 10:05:15 PM | This man latched on to my bottom lip on the dance floor. He was like plunger just sucking me around the dance floor. I ended up wth a hicky on my bottom lip.
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/14/2006 10:18:05 PM | What about a man who had so much saliva that it was pooring out of his mouth!
over the amount.. at least 4 tablespoons full.. that was ikee.... yek still makes me
sick..
P.S. in 1974, I won the kissing contest we had at school.. 3days and 47minutes.
if it was not for School the next day. i would have won the worlds record and been
placed in the book. But my boyfriends mother blew it for us... Good advice don't ever
eat at Derwinner snichel chili dogs and chili frys.. it kiss and this dose not go.. lol
have a great night.. Pastor Jewels. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/14/2006 10:19:58 PM | What about a man who had so much saliva that it was pooring out of his mouth!
over the amount.. at least 4 tablespoons full.. that was ikee.... yek still makes me
sick..
P.S. in 1974, I won the kissing contest we had at school.. 3days and 47minutes.
if it was not for School the next day. i would have won the worlds record and been
placed in the book. But my boyfriends mother blew it for us... Good advice don't ever
eat at Derwinner snichel chili dogs and chili frys.. it kiss and this dose not go.. lol
have a great night.. Pastor Jewels. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/15/2006 7:32:55 PM | | The worst experience I have ever had was with a guy who liked to use his teeth and who thought his mouth was a vaccum. He would come at me, mouth wide open and latch on with his teeth like theres no tomorrow!!! I actually had teeth marks from him!! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/16/2006 7:05:04 PM | | my absoultely worse kissing experience was when I was in my twenties. I was kissing this guy and he sucked my tongue so hard that when he stopped my tongue actually started to swell in my mouth and I couldn't speak. Suffice to say, I never kissed him again and he couldn't figure out why | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/16/2006 9:00:37 PM | the worst is the dead tongue kiss. when it just sits there in your mouth like a limp fish. this is a man who has no clue.
also the mouth-is-too-closed kiss. open up! tight lips and no saliva. its a kiss you give your girlfriend in grade 4. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/16/2006 10:10:50 PM |
I had this gorgeous football player I went out with a few times when I was younger, and he drooled into my mouth while kissing. I have to tell you, that was ultra gross, I literally wanted to throw up.
Ok, I understand that spit gets swapped when you kiss... it's gonna happen.
I also understand how someone can be really drooly and slobber all over someone's face.
But how exactly does someone just DROOL INSIDE someone's mouth during a kiss???
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/16/2006 10:38:02 PM | I dated a girl once who did only peck kisses (the type where its like half a second touch to the lips and thats it) and not only to top that off to add to the 'effect' she wanted to try and help 'turn me on' by periodically grabbing me in my swimsuit area, and I dont mean soft grabs either. I simply stood up and was like I'm sorry this isnt going to work. Grabbed my coat and left.
It was horrible. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/17/2006 11:42:32 PM | and I thought him opening his mouth so wide I almost dislocated my jaw was bad..
never mind the slobbing that that created..lol
I do think that we need to find a copy of that book. | |
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POD1RN
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Joined: 2/27/2004
Msg: 92 | |
| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/20/2006 5:08:50 PM | You guys are making me laugh..................
Too funny!!!!!!!!!
let's see I have experienced the drooling fool kiss, the lick ya like a lap dog kiss, and let's not forget the lame tongue that just sits there................or the one where the guy sucks your tongue so hard he tears the bottom of your tongue and it is sore all week..........ouch!
But the worst kiss of all is when they are fishing below and they kiss you later...............ick!
Like if i were a dog maybe but not a girl! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Oops sorry i hope that wasn't too much info??????????????? | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/20/2006 10:50:01 PM | I can relate to a lot of the previous posters-- droolers, tongue stabbers.. YUCK!.. Life is just too freakin short for bad kissing!
My strangest experience though, was a first kiss with someone on a second date.. He leaned onto me and pressed his totally closed mouth onto mine.. hard! He actually used NO LIPS whatsoever-- mouth closed with lips tucked together - so it was like a plank of wood attacking me. I tried pushing him off me and he continued and forced his hard face onto mine.. Like he was being passionate or something!! I finally gave him a huge shove to get him off me.
It was so pathetic. I was so traumatized, I couldn't even come up with anything other than "I gotta go home.. right now!!" | |
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SUGR
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Joined: 7/14/2006
Msg: 94 | |
| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/21/2006 1:51:11 AM |  well i went on this date ....and much to my surprise !! we did KISS....
and let me tell ya!!first you expect it to be all good ...then out of nowhere his tounge
was licking my chin my teeth my nose ...it was horrible!!!
i'm actully doubting to kiss ever again(on the first date that is)lmoa
they could have kissing lessons somewhere ? | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/21/2006 2:42:56 AM | Closed mouths... remember that one from hi-school.
Drooling all over my face is such a huge turn-off. enough said about that type kiss.
And the trying to reach my tonsils tongue kisser.
The hit and miss kiss. Just a quick fly-by-- one pass-over before seeking out other parts of body with his hands. Another huge turn-off that went nowhere.
Worse kiss I have EVER had was with a man married to an acquaintance of mine. I was married at the time and my ex and I were sitting at a large table of friends for a New Year's party. Everyone was drinking and having a good time while eating dinner. Later, this woman's husband (too much to drink), kept popping these frosted puff desserts with lots of creme filling into his mouth, then bringing them back up again before swallowing them. That was gross enough but it seems the folks (who knew him best, obviously) chose just to ignore him.
Then very close to mid-night, the creme puff eater comes over to me, jerks my head back and decorates my face with his left over dessert while trying to tongue me. It was the most disgusting experience I've ever had. My ex couldn't stop laughing and so I had no help from him. I understand that sooner or later, nearly every woman at that table got the surprise dessert kiss from this guy before the evening was over. He was the major topic in the ladies. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 9/21/2006 12:53:21 PM | msg 19 is still in the lead...
as the worst kisser EVER !
too bad we cant mail him his medal...
the spit kisser... UGH
poor girl | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 7:53:23 AM | Perseverence4me,
How does one kiss for 3 days, 47 minutes? How do you eat and drink. Just keep pasing the same soda and meal back and forth???? | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 8:33:17 AM | Madam,
his name wasnt Richard was it!!! I had the same experience it was like OMG I waited 3 dates for that...I was totally grossed out I wouldnt go out with him again...Just told him I didnt see things going anywhere...I guess I imagined him being like that in bed all sloppy and gross LMAO! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 8:38:41 AM | | my worst kissing experience was with this guy who closed his eyes stuck his tongue out and tried to lick me ewww The first time i leaned away the guy was so set in position he missed and gave my nose a very wet lick. I was thinking to myself why doesnt he look where he is trying to lick.If you dont know what you are doing the tongue can be a very dangerous thing. | |
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