| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 8:49:18 AM | The worse kissing experience for me, I guess it was my first date, really date going out, not first boyfriend, I was sixteen and he was 24, but lied and said he was nineteen, anyway, he kissed with his mouth opened so much that it was like I was kissing hisl teeth, is was awful, but we dated about...a year and he learned how to kiss pretty good, but it was yuk at first.
do it again.......no way.................atr sixteen what do you know? | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 11:12:59 AM | | OK you defied me and I will top it. I kissed a guy who not only covered my mouth with his lips he covered my nose, and then he began to lick my entire face. It was so gross. He thought he was the best kisser ever. I tried to untrain his bad nasty habit, but it was no use. He then wrote me a later 2 weeks after we met saying I completed him this was after Jerry Maguire came out, but he had never seen it as he doesn't watch rated R movies. He was horrible at it. I went to a dance with him and he sucked my face off for two hours straight I had to throw him off me for air. It was awful. Everyone thought we were so in love it was gross and so not true. I played the dead fish face on him and he still didn't get it.Not to mention that I am 5'8" he was 5'2" and he dripped buckets of sweat when he danced. EWWWWW ok I topped you what do I get? After a few years I finally told him why I did that, he was shocked he never thought he was a bad kisser. Then I said ok fine you want to see a real kiss? He was of course very excited. I told him to just relax and close his eyes he did and as soon as my lips hit his he tried to suck my face off again. LOL AGGGG there is no teaching some guys. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 12:38:04 PM | Oh, how I remember that one perfect kiss . . . NOT! Let thy man be nickname "Hoover"! The kiss starting out quite sweet and innocent. My big mistake was to turn the sweet innocent kiss into a passionate french kiss . . . oh, how we make that one tiny mistake that sends us flying and searching for the next available exit sign.
He sucked my tongue so hard I really thought it was really going to come right out of my mouth. He could outsuck the Hoover Vaccuum Cleaner any day of the week. The instant thought that went through my mind (besides the thought "how the h~ll do I get my tongue back?") was "there is no way I was going let this man between my legs with that suction power - I would prefer to keep my cl~t intacted as along with my tongue".
I so humbly cupped my private area like a man and flew to the nearest exit door - well that is after I bit his lip to get my tongue back.
How that for defiance of your mild sloppy kiss? | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 12:52:02 PM | | Kissing a wide open mouth that is just like putting your lips over nothing. No passion, no tongue, no nothing. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 1:07:28 PM | I think the WORST faux pas a man can make it to approach the kiss with his mouth wide open, tongue sticking out like an erection, ready to plunge into your open cavity. EWWWWWWWWW....gross.
Where is the touching of the lips? Where is the gentle melting of said lips? Where is the mystery, the anticipation, the build-up? Nope...doesn't work for me.
*Bryantinfl, I hear you! I think some men may get 'hints' on how to kiss from TV shows and movies, since there, people usually kiss in a very aggressive way right away, something that makes me cringe just thinking about it. I have to look away, it bothers me so much. I like to start out with a sweet, tender kiss, just lips touching, no tongue yet, no slobbering... There was one guy I saw for a while who was a really good kisser, but many aren't.
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 1:16:31 PM | | I kissed a guy once a upon a time...who not only slobbered but who had bad beard growth gave me beard burn on my chin I had a big skinned up spot on my chin!!! It was in the middle of winter and so I told everyone I slipped on the ice into a snow bank because the spot was so embarrasing | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 1:18:28 PM | Well, what can I say?
I honestly cannot think about any bad/worst kissing experience but there is someone out there who could tell about innocent 'buzz' when she - that time - just didn't know what was a 'French kiss' about Hmmm ... those ... eyes wide shut ... days | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 7:04:35 PM | | I think mine has to be towards the top. I met a woman that was such a lousy kisser that she would tear and scrape at my lips with her teeth. After a few times< I developed a skin tag where the injury happened. I wound up in the Dr office getting that nasty thing cut and burned off, it hurt like h3ll getting shots in my lip, still makes me cringe to think about it. Needless to say, I no longer see her, and am VERY glad she never went down south on me, OUCH!!!! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 7:24:06 PM | Yeah, at 17 its bad, lol. I kissed this guy once, and he wanted to do the round and round thing. Hey, youre supposed to go clockwise, right? Noooo, not him. So basically we were playing 'thumbs' with our tongues to see who was gonna go in the right direction
Then there is the 'dead fish' kiss. Where he opens his mouth and his lips feel dead, no movement.
I can tell you the best kiss though, hehe. This guy leans in to kiss me, and he sort of put his lips to my top lip, and i'm thinking, 'oh we almost missed', but then he takes his bottom lip and parted my lips with his bottom lip, then kissed my lips individually, very sensually. It helped that he had his hands in my hair too. Sigh, damn that was a good kiss....  | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 7:25:01 PM | Oh, yuck, this is getting nasty!
You had to go and remind me of the many bad kissers I had!!
One of the worst was, and be prepared to puke, get yourself
a paper puke bag, one guy who I met at work (many years back)
we went out and when he attempted to kiss me, it was so gross,
his teeth were slimy, grimy and stinky! He still had days worth of
food on his teeth!!!!!! Nasty!
I thought I had to be polite, so I didn't say anything at the time, but
I would not kiss him.
Later at work, I did ask him in a certain tone of voice, why he couldn't
even brush his teeth. There is just no excuse! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 7:31:35 PM | i aint had too many......my worse was when i was about 14...and friends forced me to kiss this girl...all chanting kiss kiss kiss.
it was embarassing and it was my first time so i can soundly say i was awful.
lol....
but have to say mine don't match half as many as some here | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 7:34:36 PM | My worst kissing experience was also one of my funniest. Not because of anything gross but rather because of what happened, and the phobia that resulted from it.
I was on the couch necking with this particular woman, and working the side of her neck beneath the ear fairly well, when all off a sudden I felt myself painfully "snagged". She was wearing a pair of those hoop earrings with an open end, a damn pointy open end, I might add. Somehow as I moved up her neck, the open pointed end of the earring hooked my nostril, and snagged me. When she moved, in apprecation of my touch, she more or less "set the hook", and I screamed in pain, as I was forced to move with her. After screaming,"DON'T MOVE", and doing some maneuvers that would make a gymnast proud, I was able to extricate myself from the earring with only minor blood loss.
To this day, I more or less insist that a woman remove her earrings before any heavy making out is likely to occur. I was literally very close to having my nostril ripped open, and I have no intention of ever risking that again. Somehow potential plastic surgery, and dating are not my idea of a good mix.
Have fun ;)! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 7:38:47 PM | We had gone on a few dates.. he was a great guy... dressed well, smelled good.... but for some reason I just wasn't feeling it.... My girlfriend told me that we needed to kiss to see if I felt anything....
So we went bowling... had fun.. then to dinner... and while waiting to be seated he went on and on how he LOVED to kiss.... and to kiss all night long.. and whomever he's with has to LOVE to kiss..he kept talking about my lips and how he can't waite to kiss them....
I'm thinking.. that's cool.. because I really enjoy kissing!
After dinner we go to the parkinglot and I'm leaving.. he grabs me and hugs me... then he comes in so hard he buts my lip and clanks my teeth... as he's kissing me he's moaning and groaning.... like we're having sex! Right away he starts biting my lip.. not my lower lip MY UPPPER lip....
I finally had to push him off of me... and go home..... didn't have a 6th date......... | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 9:09:23 PM | | OMG!!! Bubbles I am laughing out loud so hard that tears are running down my face and my dog is quite concerned about my sanity! That was the weirdest and grossest method of kissing ever....what the heck is wrong with people! However it did give me the hardest laugh I have had in months so thanks for sharing that! (Still killing my self laughing) | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 9:22:00 PM | My worst kissing experience was when I was 15. He decided to quickly suck my tongue in while lip to lip...and increased the pressure and pull on my tongue to such a point that when I felt and heard a slightly odd soft squishy tearing sound, I wasn't surprised - but definately in pain. He had torn the thin strip of tissue under my tongue that attaches to the floor of my mouth (the 'lingual frenum')! There was blood. And pain...but not as much as the punch in the gut I gave him for laughing at his own 'playful' nature going wrong.
I am screaming with laughter now...some of these experiences like yours Kiyana are so far over the top that it is impossible to imagine any human being acting that way...and then, my god, he laughs!! Men, in case you hadn't noticed, you guys and your kissing styles are getting slaughtered on here! laugh: | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/9/2006 9:34:54 PM | Hey Huggable...I am a dental hygienist and I absolutely cannot kiss a guy with slime, food or green gunk all over his teeth. No matter how sexy he may be otherwise, I just cannot get past the look and the smell of furry teeth.. after all I work in that stuff all day and know how nasty it is! So please people....floss, brush, and rinse daily and the kisses will keep coming. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/11/2006 2:12:12 PM | | BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!! The worst experiance for me was with this girl who must of forgoten to brush for a year...YUCK! Tasted like making out with a dirty sock LMAO second in line was this girl who I met at a party we talked for a while there and really clicked and went to a seperate room to relax and talk where it was the music wasn't so loud, then we kissed, she must of been drinking alot because at that moment she threw up...right there in my mouth, I nearly got sick myself but I remained cool went to the washroom and rinsed my mouth with about half a bottle of mouthwash, later that night she gave me her number and apologized countless times, we hooked up a few days later and we kissed thankfully she wasn't drunk so no puke, even though I was really timid of kissing her again. LOL | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/11/2006 3:35:29 PM | My worst kissing experience was at a house party. I was in a really good mood, had had a couple of drinks, and was starting to feel a little wasted. There was this one guy there who I had a mild crush on for a while. He came over to me, and started kissing me. Little did I know, but he had just eaten a handful of cheesies. He didn't even bother to swallow!
So here I am with this guy leaned right in, chunks of food going into my mouth, and I was trying not to get sick. Funny thing is, he thought it was the best kiss ever. I shudder whenever I think about it. UGH! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/11/2006 4:10:31 PM |
then we kissed, she must of been drinking alot because at that moment she threw up...right there in my mouth, I nearly got sick myself
How on earth did you not puke yourself? I would have hurled like the girl in The Exorcist right then and there if that happened to me!
later that night she gave me her number and apologized countless times, we hooked up a few days later and we kissed thankfully she wasn't drunk
You're a brave soul...I would have ran like a dog the hell away! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/11/2006 5:45:03 PM | I have been told I'm a good kisser, I typically try to read the person and figure how they like to be kissed, from the first kiss.
Now....the worst kiss I ever had...
The kiss itself wasn't THAT bad, but it wasn't a good one, it was mainly what was said after that bothered me.
Was the first kiss I gave one of my gfs, which it was just a normal kiss. Then she went on to say she wanted a kiss a certain way, and from what she showed me, I was supposed to only bite the hell out of her lip.....so being the ever-pleasing guy that I am, did that.
Wondered why she wanted me to do that, and she said that she likes kissing the way her and (insert another guy's name) kissed......and about a week or so later, she was apparently missing that...hahaha. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/11/2006 6:13:45 PM | Oh dear..after reading some of these posts..i want to hurl! Guys..please..please!! think before you stick your tongue down our throats, up or noses or in our ears! Just what makes some of you think that is a turn on anyway??
My worst experience, was when I was 16. I was dating this guy and I swear he was a pirahana! I dont know what he was doing with his teeth..but they kept banging into mine and he kept sucking and biting my lips. Not gentle,playful bites...but hard , painful bites! He was either a pirahana or a vampire! I dont know where his lips where..but all I could feel were teeth. I still shiver at the thought of it!
A word of advise guys..nice slow soft lips, building the pressure slowly..not latching on like there is no tomorrow. slow and steady..no teeth! Look it up on the web..there must be lots of websites offering kissing tips! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/11/2006 6:22:39 PM | Ewwwww Geez! I always thought that the way you kiss depended on the moment.
I may sound naive, but is there a right way and a wrong way to properly kiss? And if so, who would be the judge of the proper kiss?
How would you know if your were kissing the right way?
Hmmmmmmmmm? | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/12/2006 4:29:31 AM | | The best way is, if your lucky, the girl kisses you first, then you know how she likes it and you become the perfect match for her. | |
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