| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/12/2006 6:46:58 AM | | I kissed a guy that had such a flacid tongue, I thought I was kissing a dead flounder. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/12/2006 6:47:04 AM | | I kissed a guy that had such a flacid tongue, I thought I was kissing a dead flounder. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/14/2006 4:41:42 AM | Yuck! After reading that post, I had to get up and wash my face, neck & hands, Shalini!!!
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/15/2006 3:00:02 PM | Well, I think my worst was this time i was hanging out with some friends and ended driving this guy home afterwards. He aked me if it would be awkward if we were to make out and i said, yes, it would be kinda awkward.. then he proceeded to make me feel bad, practically talking me into kissing him. So I gave in to shut him up. It must've been the most awkward kiss of my life, I somehow got tooth scrapes on my cheek (how does that happen? i have no idea...) After that, he had the nerve to ask how it was on a scale of 1-10.. I had to get out of there! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/15/2006 4:00:58 PM | | I had a crush on this girl in college. We kissed and it was horrible. Her mouth seemed dried out and she had this long, curled tongue that was agressive. There was no build up to the act. I felt like someone put a snake's tail in my mouth and then twisted it's head. I tried to play along for a sec. and give it a chance. I opened my my left eye and saw her staring at me! She went from hot, desirable long brown haired bombshell to medusa in the bat of an eye. That's the worst. Some women have no lips and poor form, but this experience was hands down the worst. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/15/2006 5:03:41 PM | | Dated a woman 40 years old that was very concerned about her body weight. She ate Lipotropic tablets like candy. The 1st time I met her I almost fainted from her bad breath, figured she'd eatin a garlic salad. But in the short time we dated, she always killed me with her breath. I mentioned it to her and she said she'd chew gum. Kissing was like kissing an Italian gourmet. And her feet constantly stunk! Saw her a party in 2001, she was 50 and still never married. Presumably most guys don't like bad breath and stinky feet. | |
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kmhstx
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Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 133 | |
| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/15/2006 5:16:34 PM | | ONe guy with his first kiss he bit my bottom lip so hard he drew blood and I had a fat lip for 3 days...lol not a good kisser. First and last kiss! | |
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Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 134 | |
| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/15/2006 5:30:01 PM | Well, lesseee...
It sorta felt like my face was being washed by one of those wet dry vacuums ya know? First the face was kinda licked all over and then this major suction. I felt like I was going through a car wash head first... | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/16/2006 2:15:43 PM | Tee...lol..... ShopVac Class 101..... lol..... now where was the air going out...? ;)
".....going through a car wash head first....."
Wow, what a time you had.....did you get a wax job too.....:))
Must say in my younger years.....and I mean.....late teens -you always remember those worst kisses.....lol....
This girl was drop dead gorgeous......so we got off our horses.....and sat down by this beautiful stream under a large tree.....wow, great setting, beautiful girl, everything was so youthful and innocent.....yes, I was innocent too....
Anyway....innocently I gave her a soft kiss.....definitely one that would be written about in one's diary......then she turned into something pretty spooky.....in the next 10-20 seconds she was all over me....in my head I said if I see fangs I am out of here now! if not sooner......at that point she almost got both of my ears in her mouth too.....actually was becoming worried........I said wooooooooo horsey......she thought I talking about the horses as I got up.....I then wiped my face off on the saddle blanket......
Do I remember this -hey, I have nightmares over this.......lol... so, if I kiss a woman and she tries to clear out my sinuses....I am out of there.....running like a deer......
I do not mind wet or dry kisses......as long as they are alluring....kissing in the rain...kissing in the lake......are my faves.....those are just dreams though.....will have to find a good lady first.....:)
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Enjoyed the post...lol
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/16/2006 2:35:40 PM | | I don't like the kissing where the person can not seem to connect with your lips and the only way I can describe it is sloppy kissing. Like your lips are almost in their mouth Ewwww | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/16/2006 9:17:37 PM | I've thorwn up and been kissed with chunkies still present in my mouth......I was pretty young at the time so i didn't really know how to handle the situation....Come to think of it, I'm not sure if I would know now???? | |
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Fran47
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Msg: 140 | |
| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/17/2006 10:48:54 AM | I was kind of feeling down today! And after reading and busting with laughter, while reading everyone's post. I think I feel better....
I would have to say about five months ago... I went out with this guy, and after being with him for a couple of hours I definitely didn't feel any attraction to him. But..being the polite soul that I am  He walked me to my car and asked if he could kiss me good night.. (My mistake, cause I said yes...) He didn't just kiss me good night....but put his tongue in my mouth... and began putting his tongue in and then out...in and out....He did this so quick and fast numerous times it felt weird, and definitely stupid.... Needless to say..... if you fail in knowing how to kiss... You have failed all the way around | |
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Fran47
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Msg: 142 | |
| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/17/2006 11:07:04 AM | sunsetstormx<<<< Hope all goes well for your father... We will keep him and you in our prayers.....
I know these post have just been what I needed today...I have been feeling kind of down today... And most people that know me, know I don't get down and blue too often...Which is evident by my profile.... But these post have been hilarious!!  | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/17/2006 11:01:26 PM | | LOL, Oh my god, puppy I think we may have kissed the same guy! I was thinking my worst kiss was from a guy who I think was trying to literally suck my tongue out of my mouth! Ive never had to say "OUCH" during a kiss before!! Thank God he had the attention span of a hyperactive flea so it didnt last too long.... | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/19/2006 7:59:39 PM | The first time I kissed this guy, he stuck his tongue in my mouth and just started a circular weird motion, and while I was TRYING to kiss him, I was thinking "why is he doing this?" When you have to think about why someone is doing what they are doing while you're kissing them, that is a BAD kiss! I guess some people got it, and some people just don't! Although I think some can be trained...hee hee 
BTW, this is a pretty funny string... | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/19/2006 8:16:52 PM | My ex had a large mouth, and really liked kissing passionately.
Unfortunately, his idea of kissing passionately involved sealing his mouth around mine. The sides of my mouth, and everywhere from mid-chin to lower nose were covered in slobber.
This also reminds me of another time (same guy), who was necking with me pretty vorasciously. When he pulled away, he started apologizing. I was bleeding on my neck.
Upon further inspection, it turns out I was not bleeding from my neck. The problem was he had unhealthy gums and his kissing caused his gums to bleed all over my neck. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/19/2006 8:27:34 PM | Actually, brown_eyed_Jen reminds me of something else.
A friend and I were at an event in a stadium. We unexpectedly see a mutual friend's parents. They come over into the row behind us and say hi.
The mother bends down to kiss me on the cheek (totally unexpected). At the same time, I turn around to look at her better. What ends up happening is she ends up BITING ME ON THE CHEEK. She got a good piece of the apple. We all go on chatting like nothing happened.
A couple days later I see her son. He mentions that his parents said we ran into each other. I respond with:
"Y.... yyy... your mother bit me." | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/20/2006 6:16:21 AM | | We kept banging teeth for some reason and his tongue was like super thick...........ugh! It was like running through my mind......"how do I get out of here without being rude?" | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/20/2006 6:48:56 AM | | ever been kissed by a lizard? ...i have lol. not bad like some of your experiences but definately not good. how does stiff lips and a tongue that darts in and out real quick sound? pitty because he was probably the funniest man i've ever known. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/20/2006 7:04:24 AM | | Well I have a good one,,I was about 10 yrs old maybe younger,,a bunch of us where at my friends house,,playing house,,lol. Well One girl complained thats she didn't want to kiss my friend anymore because he slobbered all the time, not sure exactly how it came about ,but I think she dared me to kiss him and see how bad it really was,,,well I did,,she was right he slobbered all over . Never kissed another guy since,,lol. Hey Mark if you are out there sorry buddy!!!! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/20/2006 7:11:58 AM | | i once dated this chick that would put her tongue between my top lip and top teeth and lick around...it was really weird....not in a good way either... | |
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