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 ~LoriMac~

Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 151
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/20/2006 8:27:49 AM
recently i went on a date with a guy who opened so wide i thought he was trying to eat my head...sucks...we had such good chemistry every other way...at my age i dont want to teach a boy to kiss though.
 guitarchick

Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 152
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/20/2006 4:35:56 PM

Upon further inspection, it turns out I was not bleeding from my neck. The problem was he had unhealthy gums and his kissing caused his gums to bleed all over my neck.
EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

I loved the Firefighters comments too - sounds like a little Brokeback Mountain! That's hot! Big of you to admit you did that....hilarious too!
 boisegoodbadboy

Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 153
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Posted: 10/20/2006 4:40:32 PM
she farted and burped at the same time....
 PlayfullM

Joined: 1/26/2004
Msg: 154
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Posted: 10/25/2006 1:11:39 PM
To the Firefighter's post:

Well I heard Brokeback Mountian here but I'm thinking more in the line of Village People LMAO
 Bk2

Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 155
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Posted: 10/27/2006 2:39:36 AM
Well reviewed all the worst kissing Experiences....and came up with a winner in my books anyway...

Goes to 000firesfighter and his buddy Mark!!!!! ...and I thought girls were bad kissers......Way to go boys...!!!!!

For the people that missed this one....

000firesfighter says, "Well I have a good one,,I was about 10 yrs old maybe younger,,a bunch of us where at my friends house,,playing house,,lol. Well One girl complained thats she didn't want to kiss my friend anymore because he slobbered all the time, not sure exactly how it came about ,but I think she dared me to kiss him and see how bad it really was,,,well I did,,she was right he slobbered all over . Never kissed another guy since,,lol. Hey Mark if you are out there sorry buddy!!!!"

Wishing you all the best during those wet moments playing house!!!

Hugs and Kisses to you all!

0:)

 xxxliam86xxx

Joined: 8/8/2006
Msg: 156
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Posted: 10/27/2006 5:12:17 AM
my worst has got to be while ina nightclub teh usual dares start bouncin around my group of m8s and i get eh dare to kiss one of the lads so not being one to back down i accepted !!
i moved in slowly ready but the other lad decided no he wanted to getit ova with quickly , he came in so quick and hit my nose with his teeth and broke my nose blood everywhere not a pretty sight!! needless to say i wont be kissin any lads anytime soon
 Xena_

Joined: 6/16/2006
Msg: 157
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/27/2006 5:21:00 AM
I was in grade eleven and it was the end of year bash at our local campground. I got drunk and shared a dry, scratchy kiss with what I thought was a sexy tree. Needless to say, my lips never touched a tree again.
 tinypackage

Joined: 4/24/2006
Msg: 158
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/27/2006 5:28:50 AM
There was a guy who licked my face over and over again. I at first thought it was just because he was drunk, but nope, that is how he did it! I pictured me having to buy stock in vasciline just so I wouldn't have a chapped face!
 ICanDance24

Joined: 6/30/2006
Msg: 159
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Posted: 10/27/2006 6:34:47 AM
I was after a slow dance, the kind that is the non-dancer husbands’/bf’s excuse to stand and hug/kiss and turn slow circles with small steps. It’s a company holiday party. I’ve known this woman for years and we’ve not kissed on any dates before, because they were just friendly activity dates, though I’ve made actions to flirt with her through the years to hint interest. Well all the other couples are hugging and kissing with the lights low and the music soft. I’d moved into a cheek to cheek position, enjoying the soft touch of her cheek, the scent and feel of her hair and made a few small caresses on her back. *Everyone* in sight is lip-locking. I’m thinking that would be nice, but I know the others were way beyond our stage of dating. Song ends and she rotated her hear fast and hard she mashed my lips and kind of missed actually. I don’t think she was comfortable with everyone’s influence with me being the object of the kiss, actually. Dates later on pretty much confirmed that.
 myrwo6

Joined: 10/21/2006
Msg: 160
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Posted: 10/27/2006 7:21:04 AM
My worst kiss was a date I had long ago. We went back to my place for a while and started up. First, her toungue was so rough and her breath tasted like cauliflower. Disgusting!!!
 yankeeinnc

Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 161
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Posted: 10/27/2006 7:22:58 AM
My only worst kiss happened recently at 47 years old. It was the unflaccid tongue. Kind of like a gear connected the lips and tongue - lips open, tongue out, hard as a rock.
 85032Luck

Joined: 3/16/2006
Msg: 162
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Posted: 10/27/2006 11:33:16 AM
first date with her, slow passionate kiss in the moonlite, bloody nose... -(dosen't need much more of an explanation)
 Phishgeta

Joined: 8/20/2006
Msg: 163
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Posted: 10/30/2006 8:18:41 PM
Pitty you say...

Sounds like you liked him...

Did you ever think to try and teach him how to kiss maybe he was nervous, maybe he really liked you but wasn't sure of himself...go back to the table and give it another try...maybe some patience and training and you will have the guy you have always wanted...funny and a good kisser..

just a thought
phish
 Phishgeta

Joined: 8/20/2006
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Posted: 10/30/2006 8:19:53 PM
too bad maybe you should try to teach him...you should not give up so easily

phish
 Tallygrl

Joined: 9/10/2006
Msg: 165
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Posted: 10/31/2006 6:40:28 AM
I am dating someone now who I broke up with before, in part, because he was a bad kisser. Great in every other way! He basically dry kisses, no tongue whatsoever, just pecks. It is so wierd! He's a good lover otherwise. I'm trying to get past this, but I don't know.....I wonder what's up with him?
I don't like super sloopy kissers, either, but a little tongue, a little moist works.
 nomenome

Joined: 9/7/2006
Msg: 166
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 10/31/2006 6:44:54 AM
opened his mouth and tried to suck my whole head in....... really really scared me
 passioniteone

Joined: 8/20/2006
Msg: 167
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Posted: 10/31/2006 7:13:39 AM
One guy used his tongue as a drill no softness to it and he openned his mouth so wide there was no chance of kissing that mouth ..LOL It was like I was not there...
 missdcup

Joined: 9/29/2006
Msg: 168
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Posted: 10/31/2006 7:17:45 AM
Yeah, i dated a guy (once) who seemed to dribble, drool and slobber when kissing me...ugh!
not nice at all, infact an instant turn off, which made me wanna escape & run away!
 Elfenlass

Joined: 10/8/2006
Msg: 169
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Posted: 10/31/2006 8:13:31 AM
Oh man...
There was the ex who just stuck his tongue out. (Wtf buddy?)
But the worst would have to be the guy that drooled. I mean it. Drooled. Into my mouth. Every time. Ewwwww
 Top Tottie

Joined: 7/18/2005
Msg: 170
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Posted: 10/31/2006 8:18:06 AM
I had a lot of bad kissing experiences!!

1. Spitting in your mouth - what is that all about???
2. Hoover moment
3. Biting your lips..i dont mind nibbling like a bleeding ferret but not biting!!! Pi5sed off about that.
4. Not moving the tongues - thats not bloody snogging!!
5. My mouth being covered by their mouth. I'm a girl not a bloody dog!
6. Sucking your tongues hard.... I'm not so keen on that..
7. Thin lips and big teeth.. big turn off.. i dont even go there..

i am still suffering from post stress traumatic disorder!!LMAO!!
 BrentR1

Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 171
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Posted: 11/10/2006 8:35:19 PM
this a funny story...one night a girl & I were making out quite intensely & we took a break. My dog hops up on her lap & sticks his tongue in her mouth, & then pulls back & looks at her & wags his tail. She actually laughed & said looked like he wanted to know if he did it better than I did. She gave me higher marks & he never did that again!
 Kaffien

Joined: 8/24/2006
Msg: 172
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 11/11/2006 11:40:13 PM
Lets see.... i've had a woman bite my teeth before ... that was odd, bit lips, bit tounge ..... they did not know how to kiss they learn.

The worst are the women who kiss like chickens eat grain... what is the point in kissing like this?
 joey4u2

Joined: 10/31/2006
Msg: 173
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Posted: 11/13/2006 7:48:17 PM
Well it was strange acualy ,he was a good kisser at the beginning then he was all tongue then grabbed on to my lip and bit it ,,then did it again ,,i mean not just a little bite it was like im hungry im going to take a chunk out of you kinda bite...,,just way to weird and stupid for me ,,,,
 A MUZEing..

Joined: 7/12/2006
Msg: 174
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Posted: 11/13/2006 8:15:22 PM
The wide-open mouth, glomming over half my face ... bad enough, but this guy must have been storing drool just beforehand, because it spilled ...
 helostoma

Joined: 7/1/2006
Msg: 175
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Posted: 11/13/2006 8:48:15 PM
I remember a guy that I was getting to know, and he would talk about how kissing was so important to him and a relationship, and he could never date a bad kisser...well...when he went to end our first date he damn near swallowed me. He slobbered all over my face and his lips went from my chin to my nose - GROSS!! Definately my most horrifying kiss
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