| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 11/13/2006 8:57:26 PM | | Kissing a smoker. Well normally, that would have been enough on its own. But we'll throw 'who just ate spaghetti' into the mix for good measure. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 11/13/2006 9:42:09 PM | Omg, i haven't laughed so hard in such a long time.
I had a hard enough time getting through the first 2 pages.
I laughed so hard i cried and everyone kept coming over to see what i was laughing at.
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 11/13/2006 10:19:55 PM | ...working the side of her neck beneath the ear fairly well, when all off a sudden I felt myself painfully "snagged". She was wearing a pair of those hoop earrings with an open end, a damn pointy open end, I might add. Somehow as I moved up her neck, the open pointed end of the earring hooked my nostril, and snagged me. You just gave 'playing by ear' a whole new meaning.
and started kissing me. Little did I know, but he had just eaten a handful of cheesies. I'm NEVER eating Cheesies again!! .. but thank you for the best laugh I've had in ages..
Reminds me of a Herman comic: "How many times have I told you not to eat popcorn when you've got the hiccups!" | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 11/14/2006 3:00:56 AM | Oh my God; these were hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing - especially at 'the hose' and the guy who spit in her mouth when he was done. And the earring...thank you all. I needed that!
I'm 54 and I just started seeing a guy who has dentures. Haven't kissed yet and I'm kind of leery. Has anyone experienced this?? | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 11/14/2006 5:09:25 AM | Well, tinydancer and madamoisele, looks like that makes THREE of us who kissed that same guy. triple yuck! Now if both of you tell me his name was Michael, then we have a confirmation on that.  | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 11/14/2006 6:46:21 AM | Kissed a gal who was taking some kind of psychotherapy drug (I found this out AFTERWARD) and her tongue tasted like the insides of a latex surgical glove.
Another girl's teeth would always try to clamp down...guess she was smiling...at least SHE enjoyed it... | |
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Posted: 11/17/2006 6:18:33 AM | | Well it was strange acualy ,he was a good kisser at the beginning then he was all tongue then grabbed on to my lip and bit it ,,then did it again ,,i mean not just a little bite it was like im hungry im going to take a chunk out of you kinda bite...,,just way to weird and stupid for me ,,,, | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 11/17/2006 6:30:46 AM | I'm 54 and I just started seeing a guy who has dentures. Haven't kissed yet and I'm kind of leery. Has anyone experienced this??
Kissing someone with dentures is no different than regular teeth. But if they bit thru the lower lip before they had dentures, or did any other of the awful things contained within this thread, then they probably will continue to do so with dentures. And I must say, some of the stories here make you want to put on protective headgear till you are sure you wont need it. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/11/2007 7:51:01 PM | ok, found these posts, LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED.....
So, I had to bring it to the forefront again!!
Bad kiss 1: first kiss ever....guy proceeded to drool so baddly all over my face, I broke out SOOO bad the next day...EWWW
Bad kiss two: the fish...yup....opened his mouth wide, and started sucking..I had NOWHERE to go...lol...stuck there...as soon as he finally let go...lol...i had to leave
Bad kiss three....guy comes at me...eyes closed, mouth open, tongue hanging out like a javelin...EWWWW...scary stuff...
Ok....lets keep these laughs comming!!  | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/12/2007 7:49:38 AM | it wasn't the kiss itself, his lips or tongue technique I barely remember, but rather the timing...
My date had just driven me home to find that there were tons of police cars and yellow tape all over the intersection where I live. Turns out somebody had been shot kitty corner to my apartment building. Coming from a rural area I was totally shocked: it was my first body bag sighting.
It put a damper on the date surely as he saw that I was visibly upset. He even offered his couch if I didn’t feel safe staying at my place which was nice, but all I wanted was to get into my apartment and find my roommates. I babbled some thank yous and got my keys out and that is when he decides this is the right time for our first kiss!?!? OMG… it was the most horrible kiss ever I, mostly because I froze and couldn’t even move my lips as I was staring at the yellow body bag over his shoulder while he tried his best to produce a kiss from my inactive lips. I thought he realized he was unsuccessful when he came up for air… no no… he goes for it a second time!!!!! I was so freaked out I just got into my apartment and closed the door without even saying goodnight.
I can’t remember now what was weirder… the body bag or the kiss…
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/12/2007 8:01:31 AM | | my worst kissing experience was with this guy i was seeing. he was a smoker and obviously had just had a smoke before he came to see me and then tried to cover it up with a stick of gum. well the combination was just TERRIBLE and i had to stop the kissing session and made him leave because i was so disgusted and if i had to kiss him one more time i would have thrown up. yuck!! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/12/2007 8:22:15 AM | I've had the tongue disappearing act pulled on me...why open your mouth that wide if you're not going to use your tongue?
Also, what's with men who like to lick your face? WTF?
And, I've had what I like to call the "Hollywood kiss". You know, so much movement and drama...but lips stay completely shut?
Ugh!
But, I do believe that there are no good kissers or bad...I believe it's a matter of chemistry...And, yes. I still say this after reading these posts! | |
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Posted: 3/12/2007 8:31:42 AM | | I think I have the tops on this one. About a year ago, I had bumped into a former business associate. We talked the evening away and went to our cars to kiss good night. Things got hot and heavy and she started to suck on my tounge. Then, all of a sudden, her mouth became like a vacuum as she pulled my tounge into her mouth with such force that she ripped the attachment under my tongue! I pulled away from her and am bleeding profusely inside my mouth. I couldn't even speak to say "what the hell was that?!?!" I went to go back to the bar we had just left to see if they had some ice but the place had already locked the doors. Ended up driving around til a convenience store was found with some water to rinse out. She felt terrible about the whole ordeal and at the time I sure as hell felt she should! I laugh at it now but at the time it freaking hurt bad.. just imagine someone grabbing your tongue and pulling with all their might and you will know what I mean. | |
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Posted: 3/12/2007 8:36:17 AM | when i saw this thread i started to giggle being flooded with horrible at the time but funny memories now.. Id have to say the worst turn off is when the hold your head tight to his and have no control over their tongue... I still say the best kisses are the ones that are fun or when he goes in for a little kiss then comes back and kisses you gently and slowly.. or the rough ones when he kisses you and stays longer to nipple your lip.
i dont think guys think about the kisses and how important they are.. that first kiss can set the stage for how you connect. take more time boys on how you kiss her..  | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 1:07:57 PM | | Mines not as bad as some but, the girl i was dating at the time and i were watching a movie when i made a move she attacked my mouth with her tounge. she moved it around like a snake that is traped in a bag or a fish out of water . it was awful | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 3:40:47 PM | The same day I got my tongue pierced  this guy that liked me leaned forward and kissed me without warning and he kissed really hard and it HURT. I was totally freaked out. | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 4:28:23 PM | I can top that in a heartbeat!! I had a "meeting" with an online guy. We met for lunch then to an early movie. I knew at lunch he wasn't my type but we'd already planned on the movie so went with it. Troy. He held his hand in front of my face at every good shot of brad pitt. (was funny for like the first time!) When we got to my car we chatted a bit more and then I made my "I really gotta get" speech. At that point he proceeded to grab me by the back of the head.... pull me towards him.... AND RAM HIS TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT!!!! I kept trying to pull away... he kept pulling me closer!! When we finally broke suction... (YES! there was a distinctive "popping" sound when I finally got away!!) and thank GOD as I was wiping all the freakin SPIT off my face... he leans back and says in the slinkiest voice I've ever heard!!! " I know.... good eh?" Well!!! Thank god my hands were over my face cause I about burst out laughing ffs!!!! I couldn't get outta there fast enough!!! WHY??? WHY??? would he POSSIBLY think it was ok to kiss like that EVER let alone a FIRST (and last!!) kiss?????  | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 5:07:36 PM | My ex's slimy didn't brush his teeth mouth. Total film. ugh.
And he had the nerve to pout because I was like go brush babe. | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 8:11:20 PM |
My worst kissing experience was this guy I was seeing, who I just adored. Good looking, sweet, sexy, good at everything else, except kissing. He use to spit in my mouth at the end of each kiss. It was discusting, I couldn't get past it and couldn't find a way to tell him to stop doing it. So I just stopped seeing him.
Did he hork first? | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/26/2007 8:34:29 PM | Worst kissing experiences in order of best-worst to worst-worst:
1. Tongue cut by prong in girl's brace.
2. Total open mouthed kiss from my friends Great Dane. I could taste some doggy food. I don't know how they eat it...
3. Move in at completely the wrong time and butt her right in the forehead.
4. Xmas party 2002 - Moved at JUST the RIGHT moment to avoid a mouth full of vomit, but instead was covered from head to toe in stinking congealed Xmas cake and alcoholic acidic ooze. It stained my favourite shirt too. | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 8:50:38 PM | My worst kissing experience was in my college days. I was kissing this girl after a night of drunken revelry. As we were making out, I thought it seemed a little rough, but hey I was drunk and feeling fine. I took a break to go to the bathroom and saw that she had chewed my lip and drew blood!!
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Posted: 3/26/2007 8:53:02 PM | | This whole thread is hilarious--seems to have really struck a nerve with people. Besides the slobbery hose down your face, ream out your ears and suck your tongue off ones (we seem to have all met the same guy), one of my worst was a couple of years ago, from a guy who was totally magnificent in every other way--the opposite of the slobber thing--he kissed me good night after an otherwise perfect date with lips pressed tight together--sort of like your mother or sister kissing you only not as passionate. Dry and thin-lipped and papery. Like a 12 year old schoolboy--and he was gorgeous, 50 and had been married! In any case how a guy (and probably a girl) kisses is very much an indication of what kind of lover he/she will be. | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 9:10:36 PM |
My worst kissing experience was when I was 15. He decided to quickly suck my tongue in while lip to lip...and increased the pressure and pull on my tongue to such a point that when I felt and heard a slightly odd soft squishy tearing sound, I wasn't surprised - but definately in pain. He had torn the thin strip of tissue under my tongue that attaches to the floor of my mouth (the 'lingual frenum')! There was blood. And pain...but not as much as the punch in the gut I gave him for laughing at his own 'playful' nature going wrong.[.quote]  I thought I must've been the only one who that had happened to!! My ex thought it would be 'cute' to suck on my tongue really hard but didn't realize the suction he had until I screeched and he let go and it hurt like hell! When I saw the tiny tear, I was livid! Needless to say he didn't try that again. In another thread somewhere, I posted about my worst kissing experiences---the drunk guy whose mouth was freakin' COLD, like WTF? And another who had this rigid, darting tongue action and firm lips; didn't have the heart to tell him he sucked a$$ at kissing.... An amusing thread though... | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 9:14:51 PM | Ashamed to say, I was only 9...
The pole didn't seem that cold,,but there I stood stuck for 15 minutes until the teacher rescued me!!!! | |
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