| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/26/2007 9:25:51 PM | Man, where did you gals find some of these vampires??
You took the words right out of my mouth,
We may have to kiss a lot of frogs but eventually we will find our Prince,,, | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/26/2007 9:49:05 PM | I was at a campfire once, everyone was drunk, and this girl was laying in my lap (not the way you think...sickos) looking up at me. She was so-so looking at the beginning of the night, but getting prettier with every beer I drank.
When the beer goggles finally got thick enough for her to look really cute, I leaned down to kiss her...
...that's when she threw up | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/26/2007 10:12:40 PM | | the worst kissing experience for me was when he would kiss me, drool would run down the side of my mouth. i would try to turn my head after he finished kissing me to wipe the slobber off. i'm not just talking a little slobber~~i could feel it running down my check!!! YUK! YUK!!!!! | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/26/2007 11:47:40 PM | I have laughed at this thread until I've cried!  It's also been a little gross, but what some experiences.
I would have to say that like that one of the earlier posts, mine has been recently at the age of 47...can't believe I've been so fortunate! He was a lizard guy too!  He would close his eyes and flicker his little tongue in and out like he was catching flies. I just got tired of trying to catch it. He also sucked on my top lip so hard that it bruised and swelled... a lip hickey, I guess? THEN, he complained his tongue hurt for 2 days, so he should know how hard it is for lizards, eh? He also claimed to be a good kisser, too bad we can't kiss ourselves!  | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/27/2007 7:50:05 AM | | I used to date a guy a couple years back that kissed me like a grandma, lips stiff, pursed together, no spark. Sweeteset guy in the whole world, But so is my grandma | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/27/2007 7:57:52 AM | | probably the guy from when i was 14 . he would basically just lick the whole lower part of my face. it was pointless to wear foundation because he would always just lick it right off . i always had a face full of his drool. | |
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cartia
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Joined: 12/15/2006
Msg: 210 | |
| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/27/2007 12:28:48 PM | | A guy in the studentsunion who seemed to be obsessed with sticking his tongue in my ear......like all the time...... | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/30/2007 11:08:34 PM | First guy I ever kissed was all drool and big fat tongue jabbed in my mouth....
Too much stubble giving you road rash is either the hottest thing or worst thing depending on how long you've known the guy...in the new throes of the relationship it is sexy, you're face is sore but man that was good loving!...after a while you wish the rude b**tard would shave first!
Last summer my 12 yr old son met a girl at a resort who he won't see again till this summer. He told me he had a year to practice kissing his hand!!! I laughed till I cried..I should have him read this thread...Sounds like guys need all the help they can get!
The spit/drool/saliva that stinks when it dries is pretty gross too! | |
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xodara
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Joined: 10/7/2006
Msg: 213 | |
| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/31/2007 10:41:02 AM | Has anyone ever gone to kiss a guy who just so happened to have a booger dangling from his nostril?
I never have, but I sometimes see people with boogers hanging, and I wonder if they ever tried to kiss someone and what the other person said.
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/31/2007 2:57:53 PM | u guys put me off the food i was eating
once i invited a girlback to mine and she kissed without opening her mouth, she just seamed to rub her lips on mine, she moved her mouth round like we were kissing but she just didnt open her mouth 
i stuck it out coz i liked her, (Personalilty Honest) and i lifted up her top and started kissing down her tummy, and stuck my tounge in her belly button, when i pulled out my tounge it was covered in fluff
not something u get over easy  | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 3/31/2007 3:21:18 PM | I think any woman who's been a bridesmaid knows the 'washing machine': drunk guys think it's their duty to french-kiss every bridesmaid in the reception line: the worst one was a groom: his tongue was COLD and had FOOD PARTICLES on it: EWWWW!
I'm afraid I'm the kissER in this one, though. I went SCUBA-diving with a guy on my first night dive. It was sunset when we went in, saw some fish, came up, and as we broke the surface near shore the moonlight shimmered on the lake and as we turned off our lights, the night was completely starlit and quiet. We took off our masks, and in a perfect moment had the perfect 'first kiss' that seemed to last forever. We broke for a breath, smiled into each other's eyes, and as I moved in for another, he whispered those five little words,
'You've got a little snot . . . '
EEK!
Well, some water washed that right off, we kissed again, and we were together for years. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/1/2007 1:41:08 PM | Well my first kiss was with the classic "tongue-wagger" Just wagged his tongue around my mouth, it just felt weird...we were both pretty young so to me that doesn't really count...neither of us knew what we were doing!
But more recently i had a biter! I dont' think he even really used his lips at all, he just kept chewing on my lips.....What the hell was that?
Ya, that didnt last. | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/1/2007 2:26:59 PM | I had a drunk experience on a sofa at a womans house that i met. She bit my lip, tounge and cheek  it really hurt too
after that i pretended to pass out, she then went to the toilet and i made a hastey escape, i didnt want to imagine what she would do to me in the bedroom | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/1/2007 2:38:44 PM | Went out with one guy who thought kissing meant....
Open - Push tongue as far into mouth as possible in a probe-like (snake) manner - Start biting. (And I mean biting lips, tongue and HARD). It wasn't a playful thing or even remotely a turn on, it hurt! I kept trying to tell him to ease up and relax but somehow, that made him more excited.
I ended up with a blue and purple fat lip the next day and a cut on my tongue.
Sadly enough, this wasn't my first kiss... | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/2/2007 10:05:11 AM | | mine was with this guy who had big lips and when we kissed. he was biting my lips and i think he was trying to suck my lips too at the same time... that totally turned me. never again... | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/2/2007 1:10:44 PM | 1. one bf would run his tongue over my lips, my gums, the insides of my cheeks, and the kisses weren't ever slobber-proof either. I still shiver when I think about it.
2. another bf practically swabbed my stomach lining with his tongue. wasn't gentle about it either. pressed the back of my head into the pillow and practially made me gag. I don't think my mouth has ever been that wide open lol. my jaw hinges ached for a week afterward | |
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| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/2/2007 8:55:32 PM | | Oh my goodness!! I am LMAO, yet feeling sick at the same time. These are true horror stories!! | |
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ddream
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Joined: 8/24/2006
Msg: 224 | |
| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/2/2007 9:08:57 PM | | I met someone that thought french kissing was sticking her tongue down my throat so far she could taste what my intestants were like. She probably tried to reach my ass and see if her tongue came out there.. As if that is the only hole I have.. LOL | |
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Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 225 | |
| Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 4/18/2007 2:22:15 PM | i once dated this guy...he would just stick his tongue in my mouth and sucked me so hard i couldnt breath and he spit in my mouth...that was our first kiss and last... lol
and he actually had the nerve to ask me why i didnt like kissin him........urgh | |
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