| Loving
Posted: 10/7/2006 8:03:44 AM | "Raunchy" is my middle name.
'Twill be so in future, 'twas so in the past
and playing at this raunchy game
I forgot my first and my last. | |
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| FEMALE, YOU THOUGHT
Posted: 10/7/2006 3:36:01 PM | Female, you thought stumble
and there would be arms
to steady you and a voice
to say, "Peek a boo--
love!"
Male, I thought maps
could be read down
as well as along
the heart's cross-walk.
J. Newman Sudden Proclamations © 1992 | |
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| FEMALE, YOU THOUGHT
Posted: 10/7/2006 3:39:51 PM | nice poem ! the raunchy one
very rothesque in its confession/proclomation! well done | |
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| FEMALE, YOU THOUGHT
Posted: 10/7/2006 3:51:06 PM | | Thanks, Eyes, and in the words of an Irish blessing: "May the worst of your tomorrows be better than the best of your yesterdays..." | |
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| It’s all love
Posted: 10/16/2006 6:00:09 AM | Couple French-speaking guys
outside their house this morning
as I come out of mine. “Jo-san,”
I call out to them and get
a puzzled “Pardon?” in reply.
“That’s ‘Good morning’ in Chinese,”
I respond, and they laugh.
I’d do anything at times
to get a smile or a laugh
out of someone. It’s all love,
you know. Some kind of love. | |
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| It’s all love
Posted: 10/16/2006 8:02:30 PM | yes sir
it is the best love in my opinion...well maybe the second best love
but chasing the ugly,the everyday away-that is a cool kind of love | |
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| In my café
Posted: 10/17/2006 4:46:33 AM | In my café the backs
of all the other customers
are turned to me, creating a cave
in which I sit, alone.
One of the other regulars enters,
the man with a severe limp
and a face that looks
like suffering stone. | |
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| Imagine the ultimate phuck!
Posted: 10/20/2006 4:38:08 AM | Imagine the ultimate phuck,
the one that would take all your luck,
love, energy, respect, compassion,
tenderness, tears, laughter...the one
there would be no “after.”
Like that other Big Bang,
the effects would enlarge and spread,
an infinitely expanding, mysterious universe
of love, sexual and cerebral, serious
and funny as hell, the love of spoons,
of sheets, arm-chairs, minds
and thighs...
J. Newman © 20Oct06 | |
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| Do not tell me that you love me.
Posted: 10/23/2006 11:48:12 AM | Do not tell me that you love me.
It’s too soon for that.
Do not tell me that you yearn for me,
I couldn’t possibly be real
enough for you for that.
Do not tell me this is real,
but, yes, it’s wonderful!
J. Newman © 23Oct06 | |
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| Do not tell me that you love me.
Posted: 10/23/2006 7:00:59 PM | Please do not judge me
I am stripped and naked enough
like a book without a cover.
The pages of my life are turning
some are stuck together and peeling them apart
will cause me such pain.
I believe in happy ever afters
but only if you don't look at the ending first | |
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| Happy ever afters
Posted: 10/24/2006 11:08:32 AM | Happy ever afters,
don’t you know,
are nothing but a bunch
of new beginnings
strung together in a row. | |
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| Happy ever afters
Posted: 10/24/2006 11:15:23 AM | Cut out paper dolls
joined, yet unique
because each one is an entity onto itself
joined by an umbilical cord
men and women who
are woven from the same cloth
some a bit more worn than others
some with holes you can see right through
some just warm and cozy
like a fuzzy ****cat
lazing in the sunlight
still each one special
you just need to stop and see
the magic beneath. | |
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| A poem
Posted: 10/25/2006 8:25:53 AM | Jimmy Parkinson 'as gorra new bike.
It's green and black
a Raleigh or summat like that
twelve speed gears
bit poncy 'cos you don't need 'em
for round 'ere
Me Mam said it's not right
'im showin' off like that, an' flauntin'
'er ill gotten gains around
I don't know wha' tha' means but
Jimmy 'as ta look afta 'imself
while nighttime.
I used to ask me Gran
but she's no longer 'ere
Me Mam says she's passed on
to a better place.
I thought she'd died
but, mebbe she's living in Cleethorpes
I'm gonna ask me Mam
'cos if she 'as one of them caravans
by the chippy and the pool
I'd like to go and stay
in the school holidays
Maybe me mam would get me a new bike too
she said could get anything
if she was flat on her back
of an evenin'
Like Mrs Parkinson
Mon chere
Es ce que c'est suffit?
Bissous | |
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| A poem
Posted: 10/25/2006 8:52:10 AM | | Plus que suffit, ma petite tresor! Et j'ai deja t'envoye une pette poeme que j'ecrit pour tois! | |
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Joined: 5/28/2006
Msg: 65 | |
| A poem
Posted: 10/25/2006 9:09:24 AM | ^^ya funny gal ya, pickles..:) J' aimerai une poeme oussi !!
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| A poem
Posted: 10/25/2006 9:14:24 AM | | Freaking Anglophone, "aimerai" is future tense; you wanted "aimerais," (conditional) and "aussi..." Besides, I got half a lock on this chippy. GET IN LINE! | |
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Joined: 5/28/2006
Msg: 67 | |
| A poem
Posted: 10/25/2006 9:32:08 AM | LOL, Yeah, I meant to say that, it's just my accent..:/
k, old dude, ya better be quick about it! She's a right looker!
hey that Love thing eh,
it's like a medicine ball
heavy but
we need the exercise...:/ | |
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| A poem
Posted: 10/25/2006 9:43:30 AM | What's "love" got to do with it?
Ms Pickles knows
that all I want is
all I want is
all I want is
all I want is
yeah,
yeah,
yeah
all I want is
all I want is
all I want is
all I want is
yeah,
yeah,
yeah
all I want is
all I want is
all I want is
all I want is
yeah,
yeah,
yeah
all I want is
all I want is
all I want is
all I want is
yeah,
yeah,
yeah............. that! | |
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Joined: 5/28/2006
Msg: 69 | |
| A poem
Posted: 10/25/2006 9:46:56 AM | A friend (poshrat) had sent me this,
Julie Andrews sang this at a anniversary concert
Thought you would enjoy it.
Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
>> Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
>> Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
>> These are a few of my favorite things.
>>
>> Cadillacs, cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
>> Polident, Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
>> Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
>> These are a few of my favorite things.
>>
>> When the pipes leak,
>> When the bones creak,
>> When the knees go bad
>> I simply remember my favorite things,
>> And then I don't feel so bad.
>>
>> Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
>> No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
>> Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
>> These are a few of my favorite things.
>>
>> Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin,
>> ' Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
>> And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
>> When we remember our favorite things.
>>
>> When the joints ache,
>> When the hips break,
>> When the eyes grow dim,
>> Then I remember the great life I've had,
>> And then I don't feel so bad.
>>
>> Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation | |
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| A poem
Posted: 10/25/2006 7:13:43 PM | J'ai envoye une petite poem a toi aussi...et merci beaucoup cherie
Bissous | |
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| A poem
Posted: 10/25/2006 8:00:19 PM | We was only going to the bottle bank
See Auntie Norah has a bit of a problem
Least that's what me Mam says
anyways
we had a couple of dozen
and me cousin Ralph and me...
You know Ralph..
'e's the one with the Tourettes
You know...where you can swear your head off
and nobody belts you
round the head.
Instead
they all look sad...
well we was at the bottle bank
firing 'em in
white in the white..
green in the green
when this bloke come up
in a raincoat.
His willy was hanging out
and Ralph,
'e gave this horrible shout
(more of a blood curdling scream)
and whacked the wierdos willy
with an empty bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream
Maybe this is what made me Da think
and swear off the drink
Whatcha think?
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MiTURN
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Joined: 10/22/2006
Msg: 72 | |
| A poem
Posted: 10/25/2006 8:06:50 PM | | tooo funny pickles | |
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| A poem
Posted: 10/27/2006 2:38:17 PM | There might be some other universe
where riot
doesn't rhyme with quiet.
But in this here bower
Pickles
doesn't rhyme with sour. | |
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| A poem
Posted: 10/27/2006 2:53:15 PM | Cheri
Ma dernier poeme est pour toi
Completement fou...mais je suis aussi!
Bissous | |
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Joined: 5/28/2006
Msg: 75 | |
| A poem
Posted: 10/27/2006 6:11:22 PM | There are days
When the internet
Seems like a boring board game
So to keep from getting bored
I reach for the pickle jar
Because it's always
Refreshing!
:) | |
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