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 luna69

Joined: 2/26/2006
Msg: 51
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/27/2006 2:15:14 PM
At 5 beers I am smoking. I don't smoke, lol.
 shiloh44

Joined: 6/28/2006
Msg: 52
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/27/2006 3:33:52 PM
hmmmmmmm ok let me think,after 5 coors light id be swamped,noooooooo id be laughing,kicking up my heels and dancing and singing maybe some kareokee,id be the life of the party just ask my friends hehehehe (maybe i better keep my day job)hahahaha,ok pass me another coors light lol
 mitch in tampa

Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 53
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Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/27/2006 11:10:07 PM
First of all, I wouldn't WANT to see myself in 5 beers. Pretty hard for a 6' 240 lb man to fit in a beer stein.

As for where I would see myself after drinking 5 beers, I'd be thinking about the reason why I decided to drink 5 to begin with, then go find a way to restrain myself from stripping naked, running outside, doing cartwheels and singing the theme song to Fame just in the off chance there's an NBC News TV crew and half of the local Police Department in the parking lot outside.

Once I've excercised that restraint, I'd go for beer 6 and begin the whole bloody process all over again.
 poweredbybeer

Joined: 6/1/2006
Msg: 54
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/28/2006 5:25:00 AM
I find it amusing that so many people thought this was a serious question!!

And for the record, 5 beers is nuthin If drinking 5 beers was a big deal, you'd be able to buy beer in 5-packs My 2 cents, anyway.
 SHY_GAL40

Joined: 8/27/2006
Msg: 55
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/28/2006 6:43:01 AM
pregnant, It happened don't drink beer anymore, bad beer, bad beer

 JackHill

Joined: 9/11/2006
Msg: 56
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Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/28/2006 7:29:19 AM
At my age I can't handle my alchohol like I used to so I would say Praying to the porcelin god.
 Marilynized

Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 57
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/28/2006 10:23:27 AM
walking to the fridge to get another!!! LOL
 e83

Joined: 9/20/2006
Msg: 58
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/29/2006 4:13:16 AM
Reaching for a 6th, eyeing the half-empty case, and thinking, "Didn't we just set up camp an hour ago?!"
 p_kitty

Joined: 9/17/2006
Msg: 59
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/29/2006 12:51:04 PM
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet you could shoot beer out of you nose.
 verygreeneyez

Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 60
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Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/29/2006 1:03:10 PM
That would be the "hug me" stage. Right before the "hug me tighter" stage.
 rare_treasure

Joined: 8/8/2006
Msg: 61
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Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/29/2006 1:46:57 PM
after 5 beers id still be kickin major azz in spades, hollerin for some more beer, while i kick some more azz on the card table , askin whoz gonna make the next beer run, and who in the hell comes to party with 5 beers anyway? then after about a case or better id be pissin like a racehorse wondering if the oppisite team has been lookin at my cards. if not that then id be the comedian i am. a party aint a party till i run thru it.
 Bryantinfl

Joined: 1/4/2006
Msg: 62
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/29/2006 1:50:17 PM
5 beers - bloated and nauseated.

Now, 5 glasses of Cabernet Sauvignon...I'd be whispering in your ear, nibbling on your lip and rubbing against you while we were dancing. (and we're in the grocery store)
 mitch in tampa

Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 63
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Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 1/10/2007 8:57:17 AM
If I see myself after 5 beers, then 5 wasn't enough to get the job done.
 A_lost_Angel

Joined: 12/1/2006
Msg: 64
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 1/10/2007 7:39:43 PM
Walking to the frig to get fresh batteries!




ooops . . . no likie beer . . . only wine
 Marilynized

Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 65
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 1/11/2007 1:13:56 PM
I done told ya's - I'd be getting my azz up, fridge bound for beer number 6!

Ohhh and of course while I'm there getting the one ^^^^ more batteries as I am a lady and she should is NOT to be toyed with when she runs out of batteries!!!

I shall get her another glass of wine as well - why not I'm up already!!!
LMFAO!!!
 DanHill

Joined: 12/7/2006
Msg: 66
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 1/11/2007 1:23:44 PM
wondering what i did to get 5 free beers and wonderin how i can swing another 5
 Better.Sound

Joined: 12/10/2006
Msg: 67
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 1/11/2007 10:23:13 PM

outside having a smoke wonder why there are evil people in the world who would make me have to choose between my beer and my smoke....go back have a 6th and plot my revenge.


two minds are better then one!!
i will plot with you!!!!!!!
 nomenome

Joined: 9/7/2006
Msg: 68
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 1/12/2007 12:35:06 AM
I'd be thinking, "I wish this could go on all nite", and "gee, this bar stool is spinning REALLY fast!" Maybe even start thinking about going off to bed....
 Scully27

Joined: 10/28/2006
Msg: 69
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 1/12/2007 10:47:45 PM
I would be throwing up b/c beer is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!


Vodka girl!!!!!!!!!!!!
 wunderinwhen

Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 70
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 2/10/2007 4:55:07 PM
I'm sure I'll be typing in another forum but I'll let ya know for sure in another 4 beers! CHEERS!
 ~Lost Angel~

Joined: 1/15/2007
Msg: 71
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 2/11/2007 9:03:40 PM

. . . . . she is NOT to be toyed with when she runs out of batteries!!! I shall get her another glass of wine as well - why not I'm up already!!! LMFAO!!!


Reaching for Marilyn's silky hair with both hands . . . . hummmm! Hummm! Darrrrrrrrrrrrlin . . . your hair is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo soft . . . soooooooooo beautiful . . . sooooooo lusty . . . . sooooooooooooooooooooooo . . .ooooh . . . yeah . . .YES! YES! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh my god . . . Marilyn darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlin . . .



 Marilynized

Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 72
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 2/11/2007 9:11:14 PM
^^^^
Oh, yeh baby yeh...Talk to me...Talk to me... ...
ummm hummmm -

Frosting - getting the frosting - I will be getting the frosting.
Licky licky the frosting... ummmm ohhhhhhh yessssssssssss!!!!!
AANNNDDD then having Angel reach for my silky hair, yes with both hands - 'burnin upppppppppp....
ohhhhhh yehhhh!!
Ummmm ohhhhhhh yessssssssssss!!!!!
OMG!!!! ANGEL!!!!!!!!
 jackfive

Joined: 2/3/2007
Msg: 73
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 2/11/2007 9:25:30 PM
the number was five right? I had five just shoveling the drive way yesterday afternoon! What the heck!
 BIG BLUE EYEZ

Joined: 7/30/2006
Msg: 74
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 2/11/2007 10:09:33 PM
If i am drinking beers, im watching a UFC (only time i really drink anymore)
 swtcarolinej

Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 75
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Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 2/12/2007 6:13:42 AM
ON THE STAGE DOING SOME CHAEP VERSION OF "SHANIA TWAIN"
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