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 Author Thread: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 51
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/21/2004 10:04:48 AM
you aspire to be the top poster in POF
 montanaman

Joined: 5/21/2004
Msg: 52
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/21/2004 11:57:45 AM
You spend more than two hours a day on here and someone calls you a puke (sorry X, couldn't resist)
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 53
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/21/2004 2:48:41 PM
you start a thread asking for help then call people that try to help you pukes and morons...because your paranoid people thing your stupid....really your not paranoid you are stupid
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 54
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Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/21/2004 8:49:44 PM
When your POF message requests a Mother/Daughter combo.
 montanaman

Joined: 5/21/2004
Msg: 55
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 11:41:30 AM
you are proud of what you scrape out of your ear and want everyone to see it.
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 56
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 11:51:43 AM
omg.....ewwwwww

you think if you belch the loudest the girls wil l think yer hot

tight acid washed jeans are cool!!


you have forgotten when the last time you you used your toothbrush


you go into the makeup department and the sales ladys run

you think all men like exlamation purfume ( ppeeeyeww )
 youallsuk

Joined: 3/28/2004
Msg: 57
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 12:16:19 PM
you play with goats for a hobby.
 montanaman

Joined: 5/21/2004
Msg: 58
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 12:22:35 PM
you use your toothbrush to clean thing other than your teeth
 montanaman

Joined: 5/21/2004
Msg: 59
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 3:06:27 PM
If you get a hole in your sock, you use a "marks-a-lot" on your foot to match the sock.
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 60
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Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 6:41:39 PM
You live in Ethiopia and haven't been fed in over a week.
 BigCountryRicardo-gone

Joined: 4/30/2004
Msg: 61
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 6:57:12 PM
look in da mirror and see xxchucks' pic
 youallsuk

Joined: 3/28/2004
Msg: 62
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 7:06:34 PM
you give yourself the name "peepeehead"
 Tinka63

Joined: 4/18/2004
Msg: 63
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 7:28:43 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!! okee dokee yup that made my happy place....

the first words you write in an email are "i'm much older than you (when you aren't) and i don't really think you can handle me as no woman can" Frick'n lameo lard a$$ that's what you'd be...
 youallsuk

Joined: 3/28/2004
Msg: 64
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 7:34:04 PM
a guy from a dating site is more interesting than you. a girl would pay more attention to a person she has never met than be with you. (sorry peepeehead, but that is sad)
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 65
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Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 7:36:36 PM
You take your dirty Laundry to Mama.
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 66
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 10:24:12 PM
big country ricardo is smarting than you are
 BigCountryRicardo-gone

Joined: 4/30/2004
Msg: 67
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/22/2004 10:46:40 PM
You bottomed out and fuqqed Chuck..... AHAHAHAHAHAHA
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 68
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/23/2004 12:55:44 AM
you brought the drunken bum home sleeping in the gutter drink his wine than sleep with him then find out hes big country ricardo
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 69
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Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/23/2004 1:28:39 AM
If you buy your underwear at K-Mart.
 BigCountryRicardo-gone

Joined: 4/30/2004
Msg: 70
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/23/2004 1:38:09 AM
Chuck.... and then???
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 71
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Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/23/2004 2:20:12 AM
Needs booze to go to sleep and to wake up to.
 youallsuk

Joined: 3/28/2004
Msg: 72
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/23/2004 6:43:45 AM
you misspell your own name.
 montanaman

Joined: 5/21/2004
Msg: 73
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/23/2004 7:43:35 AM
You have a complete collection of Charles and Di Wedding memorabilia and you are a guy!
 MarkW142

Joined: 7/8/2004
Msg: 74
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Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/23/2004 7:49:02 AM
when you're going bald and your comb-over includes ear hair.
 youallsuk

Joined: 3/28/2004
Msg: 75
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 7/23/2004 10:35:33 AM
you collect beanie babies.
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