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Show ALL Forums  > Off Topic  > Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.      Mod Threads Home login   Page 5 of 8 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8  Author  Thread: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 101 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 7:18:29 PM your mother calls you every night to tell you a bedtime story.  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 102 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 7:41:15 PM You sign the back of your chque with an "X"  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 103 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 7:46:47 PM you have to have someone sign that x on a check.  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 104 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 7:53:30 PM You are overly friendly with the government bureaucracies.  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 105 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 7:58:21 PM you work for the federal government  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 106 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 8:01:13 PM You never get laid off by the goevernment.  BigCountryRicardo-gone Joined: 4/30/2004 Msg: 107 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 8:09:51 PM Your wife calls you too bed  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 108 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 8:11:12 PM If you wear a Straw hat thats just a little too tight.  BigCountryRicardo-gone Joined: 4/30/2004 Msg: 109 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 8:14:09 PM An observer strung his deathly  BigCountryRicardo-gone Joined: 4/30/2004 Msg: 110 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 8:16:17 PM Dont die on me Ticket.... I have no aliby  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 111 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 8:16:48 PM You keep your hand close to your mouth a lot of the time.  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 112 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 8:17:09 PM you are right about that hat. it reminds me of the time i took that red hat cap off the tequila bottle and put it on my dick.  BigCountryRicardo-gone Joined: 4/30/2004 Msg: 113 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 8:19:40 PM Keep da eyes on the hat... dumbasses  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 114 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 8:21:04 PM the hat looked better on my penis. it can even tip it for the ladies.  BigCountryRicardo-gone Joined: 4/30/2004 Msg: 115 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 8:27:12 PM Its yours... dumbass  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 116 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 8:31:00 PM no, my hat was red plastic.  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 117 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 9:50:52 PM nothing worse than a guy with a dirty car or a dirty place...that tells me he needs a woman(lol)....nothing beats an guy who can take care of himself....  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 118 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 10:01:02 PM You just learned the alphabet.  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 119 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 10:03:50 PM you call madelaina a fake  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 120 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 10:07:09 PM huh?  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 121 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 10:09:35 PM Your daily income is derived through the use of a stolen shopping cart.  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 122 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 10:19:47 PM what i meant madelaina if somebody calls you a fake they're not very bright...therefore they are not a catch  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 123 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 10:31:00 PM exactly Chuck...why do you think i laugh evertime someone accuses me of being a fraud?...it's only another compliment to my ego...not that i am conceited nor will i ever be....but it's actually funny to see that people think my pics are that good that they presume i'm a fake...webcam i tell ya...I can't wait to prove myself now....this is crazy!!!  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 124 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 10:34:08 PM The police escorts you to work.  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 125 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 10:36:38 PM lol! i hate those pigs... Page 5 of 8 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

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