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Show ALL Forums  > Off Topic  > Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.      Mod Threads Home login   Page 6 of 8 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8  Author  Thread: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 126 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 10:37:47 PM You have a Penis Enlarger you share with your co-workers.  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 127 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 11:04:19 PM Eh, yeah... You need someone to help you pedal.  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 128 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 11:12:42 PM excuse me? ....and NO....i didn't fart...so go on  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 129 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 11:14:55 PM You have to make a call very 15 minutes.  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 130 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 11:20:10 PM am i drunk right now? i think i am...i have to go to bed now because Ticket is not making any sense to me any more..lol...but you knows i think you rock....you serve a purpose in here...you keep me entertained...lol!  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 131 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 11:21:52 PM Thanks, and sleep tight, Mad! Someone always makes you have a talk with them.  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 132 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 11:25:32 PM i'm not in bed yet...  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 133 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 11:26:58 PM oh yes...but i love the attention....here is better and far more worth while than anywhere else...there is a little more mystery here....***alot  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 134 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 11:32:45 PM You never receive any mail.  Madelaina Joined: 5/23/2004 Msg: 135 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 11:36:10 PM i must be a looser then because i never get any ; ) at least any that has piqued my interest....on that note im off for a few... my g/f next door is is coming over for one b/f trouble....what else id new? i'll brb in a bit  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 136 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 7/24/2004 11:42:49 PM (Won't be here too long either. Its almost that time.) You get wet feet before a date.  Virgin Lip Service Joined: 8/24/2004 Msg: 137 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 8/26/2004 12:24:59 PM When: You think suitable foreplay is hollerin' "Get in the truck Grandma!" You go to family reunions to meet people. You have more than 1 Canadian Rye stickers on ur dashboard. You think leisure suits are "in fashion". You eat spaghetti with a spoon. You start trying to think of reasons why you may not be a catch!! LOL, keep em comin ppl, this is great!!  strawberry2278 Joined: 6/17/2004 Msg: 138 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 8/26/2004 12:54:41 PM ur mom is the only person that rated u a 7 or higher and she only rated u a 7 because she felt bad  alura2 Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 139 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 8/26/2004 1:03:34 PM oooww what a burn!!! you think that teen wear is sexy on 30 yr old you... you start talking to a bunch of guys and all you talk about is your allergies ( my sis i nlaw ) you have to ask yer parents for bus change.. you like that cat dumped in your mouth taste every day...and only brush every couple of days you think mettalic dresses are hot.. you choose to not waer a bra.. you sit in starbucks and read money magazine to look smart... you need 10 drinks before you can open your mouth to the opposite sex  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 140 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 8/28/2004 1:20:29 PM you think an orgasm is a parasite your company car is a trash truck the only sex you get is when the dog humps your leg your family calls in a forklift to lift you out of bed  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 141 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 8/28/2004 2:11:30 PM You need to listen to "Anthony Robbins" tapes before going on a date. (good ones xchuck!)  NearLifeExperience Joined: 9/7/2004 Msg: 142 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/13/2004 3:46:53 PM Your large penis turns out to be only something a woman "left" you infected with!  alarmed Joined: 8/30/2004 Msg: 143 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/13/2004 3:51:43 PM You spend hours getting ready for a date and you look worse then when you started. your vibrator starts whinning that you are using it to much. When people see you walking down the street they scatter screaming.  NearLifeExperience Joined: 9/7/2004 Msg: 144 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/13/2004 3:56:11 PM You may not be a catch if the movie you take your date to see is your porn collection.  Tom Orrow Joined: 8/26/2004 Msg: 145 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/13/2004 5:03:07 PM Your account at the sperm-bank is negative.  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 146 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/13/2004 5:06:11 PM You can't make up your mind what color shoe laces to wear.  NearLifeExperience Joined: 9/7/2004 Msg: 147 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/13/2004 6:30:46 PM If you play strip poker with your girlfriend using cards from your Dungeons & Dragons collection...you might be a redneck....oops....err...you may not be a catch!!  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 148 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/13/2004 6:37:00 PM You still say Mommy Dearest.  NearLifeExperience Joined: 9/7/2004 Msg: 149 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/13/2004 6:38:56 PM If you make "whoopie" using your "Sister Act Soundtrack"...you may not be a catch.  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 150 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/14/2004 2:55:29 PM Your mother still ties your shoelaces. Page 6 of 8 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

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