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Show ALL Forums  > Off Topic  > Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.      Mod Threads Home login   Page 7 of 8 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8  Author  Thread: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.  Tom Orrow Joined: 8/26/2004 Msg: 151 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/14/2004 3:28:22 PM Your computer is the only one to play strip-poker with. When you win, you'll be looking at a bunch of printed circuits.  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 152 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/14/2004 3:34:58 PM Your idea of a good time with a Lady is a Drive-Thru at your local McDonald's.  NearLifeExperience Joined: 9/7/2004 Msg: 153 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/14/2004 7:24:31 PM If you try to pick up chicks at a family reunion...you might not be a catch...and you are DEFINITELY a redneck!!  GoatSmell Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 154 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/14/2004 8:50:06 PM Flies walk on your face and you don't really notice. Hey, did I say that one before? Ah, whatever....  NearLifeExperience Joined: 9/7/2004 Msg: 155 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/14/2004 8:55:20 PM If the picture of your girlfriend came with the frame...  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 156 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/14/2004 10:22:39 PM You have 50 rolls of duct tape in your house.  NearLifeExperience Joined: 9/7/2004 Msg: 157 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/15/2004 8:47:51 AM If your body says "I do", but your eyes say "I just masturbated to The Golden Girls"  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 158 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/15/2004 12:40:05 PM Insists on checking out those "Love-Handles" before going on a first date.  NearLifeExperience Joined: 9/7/2004 Msg: 159 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/15/2004 3:41:22 PM If you put free samples on layaway, you're probably not much of a catch...  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 160 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/15/2004 3:43:31 PM You continuously say "Oh, please..."  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 161 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/15/2004 4:04:23 PM you put a condom on before having cyber sex  NearLifeExperience Joined: 9/7/2004 Msg: 162 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/15/2004 4:23:55 PM Your porn collection contains girls underage, and they're not the "published kind"  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 163 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/15/2004 5:33:29 PM Your pumps looks better than hers.  NearLifeExperience Joined: 9/7/2004 Msg: 164 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/15/2004 6:58:19 PM The last time you bought flowers, they were for the grave of your lost Dungeons & Dragons teammate  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 165 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/15/2004 7:58:14 PM You jump the fence instead of walking through the gate.  NearLifeExperience Joined: 9/7/2004 Msg: 166 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/18/2004 5:49:13 AM You have to bail your dog out of jail...and you don't have enough money!  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 167 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/18/2004 12:28:16 PM You Ex stays in the other room.  alarmed Joined: 8/30/2004 Msg: 168 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/18/2004 1:45:43 PM You spray your hair on. You comb your back first...then your hair. You're so hairy the fleas prefer you to your dog. It takes you longer to get ready for the date, then it does your g/f.  alarmed Joined: 8/30/2004 Msg: 169 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/18/2004 3:55:14 PM You have to post a thread on here asking everyone if they think you are cute. Then you have to answer it yourself!  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 170 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/18/2004 10:48:01 PM Mandatory Court Appearances cause you to break your date.  alarmed Joined: 8/30/2004 Msg: 171 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/19/2004 3:20:38 AM You offer to pick your date up along the sky train or bus route.  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 172 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/19/2004 8:02:59 AM the dinner you made for your date consists of spaghettios and hot pockets  abandoned Joined: 9/5/2004 Msg: 173 Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/19/2004 9:06:17 AM ha ha @ the dinner (that was my back up plan *blush*) you get drunk online.... =/ er, I guess I'm not a catch lol ah well  NearLifeExperience Joined: 9/7/2004 Msg: 174 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/19/2004 12:58:40 PM You get set up on a blind date with a blind person  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 175 view profile History Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch. Posted: 9/19/2004 9:03:58 PM They have agreed to re-scheduele your Parole Hearing to allow you to meet up with your date. Page 7 of 8 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

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