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 FishingForFishies

Joined: 10/23/2005
Msg: 176
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 10/24/2005 12:03:44 AM
You are a shitberal-a liberal that is full of shit.
 Frrosty

Joined: 3/21/2004
Msg: 177
Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 10/24/2005 12:32:01 AM
10. you try to psychically make people fall in love with you.


DOH!! I was SO clear of these until THAT ONE!!

P.S. The homeless GUY downtown DID feel sorry for me a few weeks ago. (true story) I bought him a coffee and he had asked about me; so I told him a bit about my life. The guy looks me in the eye with all seriiousness and says "wow; that must be rough". (damn)

The guy isn't actually homeless, just on a ton of methadone; thus not able to do so very much. (and that sucks) I want to try to help him beat it, but it MAY just be his main source of sustanance. :( (that and coffee and smiles of course)

Sheesh; that stupid number ten.

Do I have to add some?

-when you and your gf (for girls) or buddy (for guys) have to argue over protected cities/territories that you will get your dates from next.
-when the Tim Hortons girl welcomes you as "Mr/Mrs SMith" and shows you to the corner table whenever you happen to walk in with someone of the opposite sex.
-when you have a condom dispenser...IN YOUR ROOM!
-when the TV show "Blind Date" has a camera mounted in your house!?
-when your Lavalife frequent flyer points is supporting the 3M sales crews business travels.


HA!! I'm doing pretty good for just of the cuff. (unless I'm just too tired to see how dumb these are) :P
 Holy serendipity

Joined: 9/10/2005
Msg: 178
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Posted: 10/24/2005 1:11:41 AM
@ Frrosty...Naw...your doing great! Very funny sh*t. Hahaha...second time I've posted after you tonight. No, I'm not stalking you...pure coincidence! You do look pretty tired though...get your butt to bed already!
 Repo_man

Joined: 10/23/2005
Msg: 179
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Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 10/24/2005 2:22:45 AM
When your obligated to cover the cost of her passport Imagration papers and her plane ticket.
When you meet her family and her fathers the one in high heels and her mothers carrying dinner on a shovel.
When you ask her if she is ready to leave and she requests another six pack to go.
When the bar tender makes it a 12ver and doesnt charge her for it.
When you fake a terminal illness and ask for a number and the napkin has Kavorkian 555 2000 on it.
When your asked if your on any type of medication.
When she asks if you have a brother then asks for his number.
If you have ever had the wrecker driver stop and pick your date up on the way .
When your date asks if you have ever had plastic sergury.
If your date ever askes if your related to Mr. Stien. Frank N.
 Jetplague

Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 180
Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 10/24/2005 1:35:25 PM

5. the last girl you dated was the homeless lady down the street that felt sorry for you.


Damn...I knew sleeping with her would ruin me.
 whitey45817

Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 181
Re: Ten Signs You May Not Be a Catch.
Posted: 10/31/2005 2:31:20 PM
HEY!! I buy my underwear at Dollar General!!!! LMAO!!
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