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Thorb
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| | THE FOREST AND THE WINDPage 149 of 182 (142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182) | happy new year month day hour minute second now.
I too spoke to soon sort of ... well
that snow ... on the eave change to freezing rain
the over night to rain and now
on this new year
the grass once again
is mixed with mud
and all that crud in the yard
just stands out so good
I think I should
buy some white tarps
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Posted: 1/1/2007 8:46:55 PM | Not real sure what to make off that T. But Happy New Year anyway!!!!
Thorb, white tarps might just work, LMAO
Here is my start of this one, rough draft and all, hahahaha
The Crystal Curse
An accident leaves happens
One teen is lost forever
Another teen is cursed
To an endless crystal Endeavour
The child lost was the heir
Of the last living witch
She cast the spell of evil
Now the teen’s life of good, will switch
From this day forward
Everything she will touch
Will crystallize into ice
The ground, the plants, and such
Now as she walks
The earth beneath
Transform to ice
In a crystal wreath
All the lovely flowers
She tries to smell
Crumble in her hand
In a frozen farewell
The air that she breathes
Sounds like diamond drops of rain
On the frosted path she leaves behind
For this, is now her domain
She runs to the forest
To hideaway
From the one she loves
That her touch will betray
But he wont give up
He falls deeper in love
He stands atop the hill
And yells from above
I would rather my dear
Die kissing your lips
Because our love for one another
Is the better eclipse…………………………….
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/3/2007 8:22:45 AM | Hiya all,
On the run this week, will try to drop in later tonight, So until then, enjoy this E-mail I got this morning!!!
Laughs FOR THE GIRLS
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string o n the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the s! tore
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only y to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
UNKNOWN AUTHORS
I'm loving it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/4/2007 9:33:56 PM | Yo GF....ty for the laughs...
Happy New year to you and D and the kidlets..
C xo | |
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Posted: 1/5/2007 10:48:47 AM | Hiya Girl, Happy New Year to you too!!!! I'm down with the flu, but should be back soon!!
Hugs
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/6/2007 10:10:57 AM | Hiya all,
Today is a great day, lots of family time!!!
Snowflakes sparkle on your nose
Sunshine bounces off your toes
The wind is blowing through your hair
And all your worries are without a care
Tis a brighter New Year
With time to spend that’s dear
Life is one big smile
No limit on the sun’s dail
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/6/2007 1:50:27 PM | Without even trying………..
She heads towards the stairs
He follows with his eyes
She knows how to tease
Yet he is unknowingly wise
She slowly flashes him a smile
As she softly blinks her lashes
He is intrigued by her motions
And the shoulder she flashes
They embrace on the staircase
Falling together in sin
No time to reach the loft
He’s already within
She arches back wildly
And whispers his name
For she has already won
In the arousal game…………….
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/7/2007 12:30:28 PM | Hiya all,
D.,
To fall asleep in your arms
Is comforting and serenity
To wake in your arms
Is my beautiful reality
Do I need to say more.....
I love ya baby, Thanks for being you!!!
Love Sam | |
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Posted: 1/7/2007 12:46:09 PM | LMAO we are playing here today!!!!!!!!!!!!
I watch you move
You’re cooking tonight
Each dish you make
Is perfectly right
Each season you use
Each time you bend
I’m watching you baby
And the message you send
Is it time for dinner
Is it time for play
Should we combine them both
And have our dessert soufflé
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/8/2007 10:20:21 PM | Evening all,
She waits
She walks back and forth
Unsure of the outcome
Fate is riding the fence
Which way is the wind from
Will it waver the answer
Will the path be found
For now she waits
In silence profound
The mind is determined
The heart is pure
Faith is tested
Yet she is sure
Time is only space
Filled in by liven
We are what we craft
In what time that is given
So as she waits
Her blessings she counts
And all her love is returned
In enormous amounts……….
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/9/2007 3:57:15 PM | Hey Sam...good to see the evil twin lurking around....
She waits
walking back and forth
pacing
breath coming in short sharp bursts
anger
just beneath
boiling
a steam valve
waiting
Explanations, all the same
this time she has a name
this time she will close the door
this time will be the last
there will be no more
forgiveness.
Tomorrow.......today....
she no longer borrows happiness
she is the bank
she has been repaid
and the interest was......
huge!!
Don't know where that came from:)
Hugsz GF  | |
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Posted: 1/11/2007 9:40:38 AM | Hiya Girl,
I don't know where that came from either, but I can realate to it, hahahahahaha
Hope all is well with you!!!!!! All here is still an ongoing race, lol
Water freezes
water thaws
birds no fly south
no frozen paws
Weather is goofy
is it global or just here
do the bears still sleeep
is the ice age near????
Seems we are flying some birds down south that didn't know it was time to go on their own!!
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/11/2007 11:31:59 AM | Faint kisses
She lays sleeping
He kisses her forehead
Nestled into his pillow
His words left unsaid
He lays beside her
And watches her sleep
Her holds her hand
As she dreams so deep
He remembers the day
He met his wife
The first day together
His beginning of life
Now 50 years later
He loves her more
This is his angel
His love from before
He kisses her once again
As his spirit rises above
Back up to wait in heaven
For his one and only love….
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 6:46:37 AM | Morning all,
I hope ya'll had a great weekend!!! We did here, we got some new snow, but were lucky to miss out on all that ice and stuff!!
Sun rises
Bouncing crystals
Shimmered snow
Winter's prizes
Wind howls
Temps drop
Windchills freezen
In thermo bowels
Nicer from inside
To look out the window
To cold for fun
Or to go for a ride....
Hot coco today
And tomorrow I'm sure
TV and Games
It's indoor play....
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 8:40:33 AM | Precious slumber
Twinkles of starlight
Through frosted glass
Stories at bedtime
Of timeless class
Of princesses and hero’s
Who rode horses of pride
To flying children
Over rainbows they glide
Who never grow older
But the stories live on
They dream of the fantasies
Well past the dawn…..
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/16/2007 12:50:22 AM | ROLLICKING WITH RORY
I'm finally writing a verse in third person grandiosity:
"Madames et Monsieurs" : my nose up in pomposity.
Garrulous and garbling and garrumphing at the hoi-polloi,
I scoff at martyrs for the Union of Pepto -Dismal King Roi!
Fare thee well, monstrous minions of reflexive turmoil;
On all of your asses there's a permanent frosty boil.
Speak to me only with thine open-and-shut arms;
I've vacated, and sold the remaining usable farms.
Rarin' to go, Rory races for the green and windswept hills.
Curlicues of whispery willow-fleck sends up-and-down chills
O'er his back, the backhoe operations come and go.
Go with your third-best thought, that twenty-seven so-and-so.
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Om
| | Joined: 12/15/2006
Msg: 3731 | |
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Posted: 1/16/2007 7:40:10 AM | she waited for death
to knock on her door
but while she was waiting
masturbated some more
and then he showed up
to have his own way,but
before he could take her
she f*cked him that day
cause when he bent over,
and said "we must go"
she squirt in his face
and said, not so
and while he was wiping
the sting from his eyes
she rammed up his butt
his handle and said, nice try!
then pushed him through
the window with force
and laughed as he fell
to his own remorse
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ok, it's a bad quicky:/ | |
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Posted: 1/16/2007 8:04:03 AM | Hiya all,
Rory & OM,
OMG!!!!! What a wake up call I had this morning
Well we will just have to see what the evil twin has to say when I come back !!
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/16/2007 10:07:21 AM | Naughty but nice
She wakes up
Knowing what she's gonna need
Gets the morning going
Then it’s time to do the deed
Someone let her freak out
Now she’s under no control
She has a hunger that’s growing
From that area down below
Now he is still trying to sleep
But that doesn’t matter to her
She jumps right in on top
And those feelings awake and stir
And just about the time
He thinks she’s had enough
She throws him back down
And starts with getting tough
She will dominate
She will rule
She is what he created
She starts the sexual duel……
Sam
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Posted: 1/16/2007 10:19:33 AM | LOL,
No thanks, I'm married and I get all the love I need right here!!
Good luck on your search though!!!
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/16/2007 11:08:34 AM | Wanna just have meaningless casual sex then?
Meet ya in the mornin for a coffee poem, darlin?
You used to love it when I gave you a mornin surprise
We'll make sure that it's sweet and steamin
Or was that wedding band placed around your thighs?
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Posted: 1/16/2007 11:16:54 AM | Awe Dog,
You say the sweetest things!!!
I sure do miss the morning coffee with you!! Seems by the time I get everyone where they are to be, I've missed everyone on here already in the mornings!! Even Lu is off by then!!
I think we need another confrence call soon!!
Moolala
Sam | |
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Posted: 1/16/2007 11:32:54 AM | Yeah...and you thought life was going to be simpler after the move
"Mom's Limo Service" hasn't seemed to improve
Alas, I've missed Lu's last few calls
And it had nothing to do with alcohol
She rings me on the way to work
And I'm in the shower stroking Captain Hook
You gals coordinate for when she has a day off
And we'll blow the dust off the cams and all catch up
Seeing you're both taken, others will prolly scoff
But that's never stopped ya, from hanging with your naughty pup...
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Posted: 1/16/2007 11:41:39 AM | I'll leave Lu a voice mail
And see when she is avail.
She will think thats very nice
It'll take her mind off the snow and Ice!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk soon!!!
Sam | |
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