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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 9/7/2006 11:07:04 PM | When he gets out of the car, and I (and everyone else) can hear him scream 1/2 block away...Hey Bubbles how the f**k are ya, so smashed that he's staggering towards me. Then insists that I come to his place because he has a nice big comfy couch and his cat is dying to meet me  | |
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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 9/7/2006 11:12:02 PM |
she has 5 parilizers
5 baileys and coffee's
3 tequelia shooters
and then smokes a joint on her way to the car...
reel not made up
babe...you know I don't smoke dope......
and Spaz...I thought you lik ed em yung baby....11teen isn't it?????? | |
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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 12/25/2006 7:52:47 PM | * omg * moans *
Stop it ! ! Ya'll are scaring me !! 
(and the one who looks at you in the first 3 minutes and declares "Thats it, Im not dating anybody else, you're perfect for me" ) | |
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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 12/25/2006 9:45:08 PM | She keeps asking " What's your name " ?
Explaining that substance abuse has destroyed her ability to remember the simplest things ...First names / Dates & times ...... | |
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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 12/25/2006 10:46:33 PM | | you are the only two at Starbuck's and you say to him, are you supposed to be meeting someone here and he says could be, but doesn't really let on anything else so then you have to be a bit more blunt and then he says "I thought it was someone else" although we had exchanged emails right until the last day. Believe me I couldn't wait to get out of there soon enough...an hour was much too long for this one! | |
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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 12/26/2006 12:57:59 AM | - a girl doesn't talk, meaning nothing intelligent to say or keep a conversation going
- chats on her cell phone constantly, like you don't have to answer every single call
- keeping playing with her phone
- stares at her watch every 2 seconds
- she is constantly staring out the window, like she's off in space somewhere
- talking about ex's, like who really cares
- drinks too much, intoxicated women, thats a huge turn off
- doesn't show any class or manners
- has bad breathe
- talks about money | |
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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 12/26/2006 1:17:36 AM | - he's wearing obviously dirty clothes
- bad B.O.
- shows up late then tries to rush me through dinner so we can get to the next part of the date by a certain time
- he bumps into a buddy or buddies and either cuts our date short to go with them or invites them along with us
- he's flirting with every girl except me or starts talking about some hot chick he's really into
- spends the whole time ranting about how awful a day he's had
that's all I can recall (yeah don't I just wish those were hypotheticals, lol) | |
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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 12/26/2006 8:34:05 AM | everything seems to be going well at the restaurant and then he tells you how he gave his son a bleeding nose *accidentally* and had a temporary restraining order as a result.
I'm sure he's still wondering why there was no second date. | |
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elzo
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Joined: 7/23/2006
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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 12/26/2006 9:40:49 PM | There are age spots on his bald head
The waist of his pants are hiked up near his man boobs
It's then, you know he lied about his age (really 74, not 54)
AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHH
Now you know why I will NEVER meet a guy again without a pic!!!!
 Curly | |
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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 12/26/2006 11:13:12 PM | You know your first meeting is going bad when... he asks you if you could watch his kids who are sitting in the car while he goes shopping for a gift for his date in two hours.  | |
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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 12/29/2006 1:06:09 PM | | ...he tells you he lives in his parents basement (at 40)... his ex "ran up" his credit cards so had to file for bankruptcy and will be losing his truck to the repo guy soon, he tried to commit suicide, and everything that has happened to hims is ALWAYS someone elses fault. | |
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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 1/1/2007 7:55:09 PM | K everyone i swear this is a true story....
.....on a date i picked up the fellow from his place and we were driving down one of the MAIN streets here in da loops and low and behold, we are surrounded by three cop cars....D'OH!!! I'm thinking okay what EXACTLY did this guy NOT tell me??!!! Anyhow as it turns out, there was a car identical to MINE that had been stolen??!!! K... WWWWHHHHAAATTTT??!! Excuse me officers as i throw up now...
The man i was out on a date with said "isnt' this going to be a great story to tell our grand kids"?? (HIT EJECT BUTTON)....
This will undoubtedly go down in my personal history on dating nightmares. LMAO | |
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| You know your first meeting is going bad when....
Posted: 1/1/2007 8:34:06 PM | | ............He wont make eye contact. Then after about 40 min of avoiding to look at me he suddenly looks me straight in the face and says..............." Did I remember to tell you that I have Schizophrenia."................nope, he left that little piece of information out........... | |
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