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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/12/2008 10:34:48 PM | wow so what if he had to fart... can't you be thankful he moved you out the way... for the record he doesn't sound that bad... sure has has some typical male chauvinistic behavior but that's how we expect them to impress us right? i'm guessing by the end of the date he got so comfortable with you that he farted (and i'm sure you've farted in public before too)... but then you have to go around making fun of him online? looking at your profile i think you were pretty lucky to even get a date with him... which is probably why you're on here while he's probably seeing another woman.
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/19/2008 12:40:45 PM | Better outside in the wind, than him placing you on the inside of a booth, then cutting one loose...
Either way...a bit imature.......  | |
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/19/2008 1:11:40 PM | | This reminds me of a date - rotten enough as it was - that ended with the woman farting as she got out of my car, leaving me with the stink. I thought, "What's she doing - marking her territory?" | |
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/19/2008 1:23:36 PM | | May I ask what attraction you had in the first place?..sounds like a moron to me,absolutely no class whatsoever and for an old guy with dentures,he sounds like a little kid...and he obviously thinks he's something...I have a name for guys like that...starts with an "a" and ends with an "e"...with a hole in between. | |
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/19/2008 1:49:44 PM |
wow so what if he had to fart... can't you be thankful he moved you out the way... for the record he doesn't sound that bad... sure has has some typical male chauvinistic behavior but that's how we expect them to impress us right? i'm guessing by the end of the date he got so comfortable with you that he farted (and i'm sure you've farted in public before too)... but then you have to go around making fun of him online? looking at your profile i think you were pretty lucky to even get a date with him... which is probably why you're on here while he's probably seeing another woman.
people fart, what the heck is the big deal.
^^^^^ I get tired of people who don't read the whole post and just comment on the headline and then have a bash at the OP..
For starters, her date was full of himself, immature and a braggart.
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/19/2008 2:45:18 PM | I'm going to have to go read the Op, but strickly from the headline I would probably fall on the floor laughing if I was on a date and he just let one go.
I know I have an immiture scence of humor. 
Ok I just read her op, and I gotta say what a piece of work. The fart was the only ok/funny thing about him I think. Oh I probably would have laughed at the rock star part too, but I would have been laughing at and not with.
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/20/2008 6:05:16 PM | The girl i brought to the bar last night let out a silent deadly one then denied it. But due to several elements like where she was sitting and location of other people it was determined that she did it. Even her friend smelled it and agreed about the direction it came from. I was drinking and it came up and slapped me face twice.
Daemon were you on her date to see he was a braggert? Maybe she was being persnickidy and deserved the fart. Maybe she was the one who farted because the date wasnt going well and he wasnt interested. Maybe he farted cause she irritated him. | |
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/21/2008 4:08:55 AM | | it is a compliment. as long as it's not spitefully done. I find it's very good ice breaker and except for one or twice it always get's a laugh. When I was married I would make her jump in her sleep with loud ones. That didnt get her mad though it was the bed shaking from me laughing that didi that. And like I said it's only funny when men do it. When women do it I get appolled. | |
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/21/2008 9:34:11 AM |
When women do it I get appolled.
Hey! We get gas too y'know!
When I was a teenager, we only had one TV in the house. It was in my parent's bedroom.....(strange family, don't ask). Anyway, if I was awake late, I would watch TV in their room.
There were many nights, when my sound asleep step-Dad would let out a fart soooo loud, that he would sit bolt upright in bed and shout " WHAT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!"
When he saw me holding my stomach, cause I was laughing so hard it hurt, he realized what had happened....mumbled "sorry" and went back to sleep. Too funny.... | |
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/21/2008 12:25:04 PM | women just have to leave the room to fart thats all. Another time when I was married I was driving and grumpy. I smelled this rotten garbage smell and just siad outloud what the ---- smells. I seen my wife was trying not to laugh and thought it was real funny. Then she said she ate brocolli. But when I did it it wasnt funny at all and disgusting. So when women gripe about public farters dont let them fool you.
I fell asleep with a girl I'm seeing few weks ago and when I dozed of I felt one slip out. It wokke me up and I noticed she was under the blanket. I dont know if she was asleep or awke but she did squirm under there a little. | |
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/21/2008 12:43:03 PM | Laughing....too hard! Cant.....breathe.....stomach pains!
Well, it's gotta come out. On that note, when is it no longer taboo to break wind in front of your significant other? 3 months? 6 months? | |
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/21/2008 2:12:58 PM | If you meet the right one you can do it in mere weeks. Others longer. One girl it took a long time but she eventually accepted them if they werent by her or in public. I've done it on first dates but only whe people are irritating us. Like if a table is being loud next to us I'll go get a drink or something and when my butt is lined up with their table and food I let one rip. Most times they get quiet fast and snicker amount themselves when I walk away. Sometimes I make sure I have eye contact when it comes out. One time a woman at another table threw down her burger to her plate. On the public farts you cant laugh at your own fart or you'll look imature. You just have to look at people like they are weird for even looking at you.
3 months is way too long. Unless she's a 10 or something. | |
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/21/2008 4:39:45 PM | Aw, man....what a way to ruin a good hamburger.....
Then there was my Mom....she was a heavy smoker, about 2 packs a day.
She had a smokers cough...not one of the really disgusting ones, just a cough.
As she got older, she would fart while she coughed....cough(fart) cough(fart)...and they weren't soft either.
If we were out in public, step-Dad would try his best to find somewhere to hide...(only time I ever heard him fart, was in his sleep)
Mom and I would look away from each other, to keep from laughing. | |
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/21/2008 7:06:29 PM | ahhh hahah that funny..
well its not like the fart ruined a gooddate. It seemed to have over already.
But I would have excused myself to the washroom.
Or depending where let it out and blamed it on someone else haha..
Guess it depends how the date is going.
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/21/2008 7:23:32 PM | They're invisible for a reason...butt never be seated in polyester on a hard surface because this will ruin antidetection.
You see me shaking my leg afterward because the flowers can't filter through my britches and need to be dislodged.
My stomach hurts...
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/22/2008 3:19:59 AM |  Yeah right, caesar0002! I told you that it wasn't me and you continue to insist that it was. That's what makes me think that YOU did it! Nice to see that you are still posting ridiculous comments on here! Some people never change..... Later | |
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/22/2008 9:09:10 AM | | just browsing through and read this,had a very similar first date,met here!! not only did he fart,he cleared his throat on the way to the restaurant,and blew his nose into a hanky whilst eating and looked at it!! yuck,disgusting pig and has put me off going 4 a meal,saying that though i did go out last week with someone 4 a meal and said i was wary of dining due to a bad exp,but went very well,lovely bloke too!! | |
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| first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/22/2008 10:21:58 AM | LBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp!!!!
Ceasar, Good, I hope I appalled you!! I think your double standard that it's OK for men to fart and that women should not fart is rather silly--we ALL fart
Now stop that farting (said in a fake Irish brogue) Or I'll stop serving you the 
Seriously, people should lighten up and not take the idea of farting so darn seriously
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