| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/19/2005 12:48:14 PM | sometimes my nerve is bigger than my....omg...almost f'd up huh?!
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| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/21/2005 2:06:28 PM | Guys, here's the classiest pickup line ever. Guaranteed to get a reaction:
"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
Make sure you're moving towards the door when you start saying it..... | |
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Posted: 3/21/2005 6:48:28 PM | | Try that one on me mr man and I'll grab you around the knees and bite you!!! LOL | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 10:35:15 AM | | Wanna go out for Pizza and a f**k? No?? Whats the matter? Don't like Pizza? | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 12:49:51 PM | | I'd like to thank both of your parents for creating someone so beautiful. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 8:39:59 PM | | you approach a girl and go "I had a good pick up line, but I'm sure as cute as you are you've already heard it" Now she stops and thinks and goes wow a compliment, and it's a pick up line. how clever... or she has infact heard that line before and well she might pitty oyu cause it's so pathetic. | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 9:38:23 PM | | funny funny, walk up to a girl and say " hey baby if you were a squirrel would you let me bust a nut in your hole?" 9 times outta 10 they will give a kinda confused look then the light bulb goes on and usually they laugh, the best way to meet a new girl is to start by making her laugh | |
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Posted: 5/14/2005 1:15:30 PM | I have plenty of them, and I love using them all. So here's one:
Walk up to a girl and just look at her and as if you are trying to over her shoulder. Eventually she will ask you what the hell you are doing. You move in closer and ask to see the tag of her shirt. You lean over real quick before she has a chance to respond and pretend like you are looking at the tag. You stop looking and look at her and say "Just what I thought, made in heaven."
and there's so many more. | |
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Posted: 5/27/2005 6:09:53 AM | heres a good one ....... hotbush, ladydi, if beauty was a drop of water you two ladies would be the atlantic and pacific oceans  yes i won | |
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| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 6/4/2005 10:34:28 AM | I suppose age is a great teacher,at times fickle,often stern,but always honest,provided you can look at yourself with rigorous and brutal honesty. I have gotten to a point where I think
"lines" are a total waste of breath,time,and intellect. I am of the opinion,should one wish to
talk to and get to know another then say so."How are you?-------I am wondering if you
would care to sit down and talk a little while,get to know a little about one another? If she says yes then there is a starting point for both. In the case her looking at you as if you are from another planet with the reply,"I don't think so,"a simple, "ok sorry to be a bother,"is
quite sufficiant and then move on. Because to continue,as far as I'm concerned,is like grabing
a bobcat by the tail. If you are brutally honest with yourself then you must admit you have just done something incredably stupid and will not escape without injury.
Or you could ask her if she would like to play carnival?
She will possibely ask how.
Then you say it's easy,we get naked,you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight. | |
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Posted: 6/8/2005 11:14:51 AM | | FAT penguin. when you get a response. tell her you just wanted to say somthing that would break the ice. | |
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Posted: 6/10/2005 11:29:29 AM | Excuse me Miss,
Can I interest you in some sexual positions and emotional investments? | |
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Posted: 6/10/2005 2:50:43 PM | If you let me show you what a real Man's like,
I won't tell your Husband.
Or if you have no standards.......... " I only have 6 weeks to live, and I have never been with a woman as beautiful as you
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Posted: 6/19/2005 7:09:46 PM | here's the two worst i have ever heard in my life.
1 Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cuz i can see myself in your pants.
2 your parents must be terrorists, cuz you're the bomb.
(my buddy actually said this to my girlfriend a few years ago) | |
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Posted: 4/24/2006 9:02:06 AM | Can you please cross your legs , I can smell that crap from here  | |
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Posted: 10/8/2007 5:52:51 PM | He said "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
She said "I don't know."
He said "I don't know either, but it was enough to break the ice."
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Posted: 10/8/2007 7:17:15 PM | I don't know much about "pick-up lines" as I am really to insecure to ask a woman out. But there was a time when...... Anyway, once I asked a woman"...Would you please slow dance with me just one time before I die?" she said yes, she would love to. I then told her"....well here's the bad news, the person I am sitting with is my doctor, and has told me I only have one hour to live" We danced! But I would never have that sort of guts, now!!.......................JMO | |
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Posted: 10/10/2007 9:05:47 PM | One of my good friends got picked up by her now husband of ten years or so by this...are you ready?????? " I hear you give good head"  don't know why (I hadn't met her yet) but she fell for it/him and they make a great couple & he's a good guy...as a matter of fact it is something you would never imagine him saying. | |
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Posted: 10/16/2007 2:06:31 AM | | if bull shit was stamina,,,u gurls would be rocked,,,,,,,lolth only thing that really works for me it to look a woman in th eyes an say a simple hello,,,,,,,,,,it ther is no sparks,no gleming eyes,,,no smile,,,,,,,,,,don't waste ur time with another word | |
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Posted: 10/16/2007 3:51:02 PM | Jeffrey Dahmer breaking the ice to Lorena Bobbitt " you gonna eat that"  | |
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