| Do women understand what a
Posted: 3/18/2005 11:14:39 AM | hey spankie...sounds like he can't pull it out of his mouth long enough to share with the dog down the street | |
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| Do women understand what a
Posted: 3/18/2005 11:18:15 AM | | Dude I know I got a great a$$ so get off of the subject....lol, true it would be much more your size | |
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| Do women understand what a
Posted: 3/18/2005 11:21:02 AM | Dogs IQ would be closer to what he can handle, me thinks....
Nah---that is too high too...
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| Do women understand what a
Posted: 3/18/2005 11:22:00 AM | Spankie I love your a$$.
And I think my cherry on top of the sundae anology confused lil goldie locks there.
because I think I understand what a f*ck buddy is much better than he does. | |
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| Do women understand what a
Posted: 3/18/2005 11:43:19 AM | thanks babe but no goddess here just a lunatic from the loony bin!
but even lunatics need a little hanky panky from time to time. But crazy's like me dont need the drama we got enough going on in our head with the 8 personalities constantly conflicting with one another. | |
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| Do women understand what a
Posted: 3/18/2005 12:43:40 PM | a **** buddy is someone who is fun in bed, someone to cuddle and play with.
They are someone you feel comfortable with yet someone you dont want any commitment from.
I had a **** buddy before I met my b/f and if we ever split up would be willing to be his **** buddy again. | |
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| Do women understand what a
Posted: 3/18/2005 2:13:20 PM | "glad you would be willing, but I aint... "
Man, even being picky when it comes to F buddies? what's the world comin to? lol | |
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| Do women understand what a
Posted: 3/18/2005 2:15:37 PM | "thanks babe but no goddess here just a lunatic from the loony bin!
but even lunatics need a little hanky panky from time to time. But crazy's like me dont need the drama we got enough going on in our head with the 8 personalities constantly conflicting with one another."
How is it you're crazy? And where did this come about? | |
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Posted: 3/18/2005 3:21:11 PM | Man, even being picky when it comes to F buddies? what's the world comin to? lol
I'm very picky about my fbuddies. | |
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Posted: 3/18/2005 3:35:00 PM | how am I craZy,
do you read my posts, that should pretty much clear it up.
One day ill love ya, the next ill want to chop your balls off, the next im depressed and lonely, the next day im in love again.
the only constant in my life is that im usually always drunk!
WOOHOO CHEERS TO BEERS!!!! | |
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| Fuck Buddy Rules???
Posted: 5/15/2005 4:05:08 PM | Ohh Tabitha??? where are you??? lol
On Topic: I had one once...but she moved on. I would never hook up with anyone married but if two people just want a NSA then why not?
Rules on NSA(based on a "Seinfeld" episode)
1. No Sleeping over
add your own... | |
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| Fuck Buddy Rules???
Posted: 5/16/2005 3:06:21 AM | Rule number 2 This is a biggie...
No saying the L word..
definately not..
It's about pure unadulturated pleasure..
not about emotional attachment. | |
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| Fuck Buddy Rules???
Posted: 5/16/2005 9:14:14 AM | OK...
1. No sleeping over(must leave after sex)
2. Never say the "L" word during sex
3. Never meet for dinner, or bring a gift...unless it's a sex toy.
4. No small talk...I don't care how your day went, get over here and take those off.
5. ??? | |
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| Fuck Buddy Rules???
Posted: 5/16/2005 9:39:10 AM | 5. No meeting the others family.. especially if that fbuddy has children..
6. No making plans for the next encounter unless it is say tonight.. Don't ever plan ahead with a fbuddy.. shows emotion..
7. No wearing the other persons clothes..
*women no wearing his.. shows ownership and emotion as well*
8. No going out afterward.. well Duh...
9. No goodbye kisses..
10. No *nice* hugs, or cuddling afterward. Once you catch your breath that should really be that..
11. No staying longer then necessary... A shower afterward is fine one must clean up before entering the world again. But no showering together unless it is foreplay.
12. No talk of the outside world.. let's face it.. you are in a completely different world with you fbuddy.. and there is no need for the *I think I may have met someone* thing..
13. No jealousy... if you begin to get jealous you are getting too close. Stop before you get hurt. | |
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| Fuck Buddy Rules???
Posted: 5/16/2005 5:58:46 PM | 5. No meeting the others family.. especially if that fbuddy has children..
6. No making plans for the next encounter unless it is say tonight.. Don't ever plan ahead with a fbuddy.. shows emotion..
7. No wearing the other persons clothes..
*women no wearing his.. shows ownership and emotion as well*
8. No going out afterward.. well Duh...
9. No goodbye kisses..
10. No *nice* hugs, or cuddling afterward. Once you catch your breath that should really be that..
11. No staying longer then necessary... A shower afterward is fine one must clean up before entering the world again. But no showering together unless it is foreplay.
12. No talk of the outside world.. let's face it.. you are in a completely different world with you fbuddy.. and there is no need for the *I think I may have met someone* thing..
13. No jealousy... if you begin to get jealous you are getting too close. Stop before you get hurt.
Ironically those rules are very much the same a hooker gives you when you pay her.Hookers don't want to be kissed or cuddled,it's strictly business,although there are different varities here.The smart hooker will realize that she is selling a little more than just sex,i.e.,the illusion of intimacy without the committment,pain and sacrifice(except of course the sacrifice to your wallet).Who says there has to be rules here?Every person is different and every couple is different.Like I said,you spell out what you're looking for going in.I've had fbuds ever since the 70's and we made no rules,we just went with it.I don't remember anyone getting hurt,maybe I missed something but I don't think so.Number 13 is the only one I agree with. | |
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| Fuck Buddy Rules???
Posted: 5/16/2005 7:47:54 PM | LOL thanks for your input taurus...
too funny.. I never said that the fbuddies couldn't be friends too..
that is not on my list of rules..
I'm saying don't mix the two..
It's easy to get lost if you do..
If you disobide by the rules I have listed
then you are at serious risk of getting hurt.
Being friends on the outside world and
being fbuddies in their own little world
are two seperate worlds in my eyes..
I don't see why the two should mix
unless they decide to get closer then just fbuddies.
*NOTE* if the person is nothing more then a fbuddy they shouldn't meet the family anyway.. especially not the children..
People don't have to get hurt over the affair.
Kids are innocent.. let's let them stay that way shall we?
They don't need to get hurt by a man that isn't going to be there..
*a womans and mothers opinion* | |
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| Fuck Buddy Rules???
Posted: 5/16/2005 7:52:08 PM | I understand..I understand
don't ask , don't tell
kiss, don't tell
fcuk, don't tell
handcuff them to the bed , don't send the pics to his wife | |
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