| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 10:24:16 PM | Not his line, but her reply, as overheard in a nightclub;
"You want to come back to my room with me?"
"No Thanks. I already have an assh0le in my panties and one's enough." | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/18/2006 1:49:20 AM | your name must be parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
is that a mirrior on your pants? Cause I see myself in them.
crap, I used to know a bunch of plain retarted ones, but I forget!!!!!!! | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/18/2006 7:45:52 AM | i was actually hurt by this one..but it was funny ..i was out with a friend ..and a lassie walked up and asked if i wanted to dance..i said yes to which she replied ..go on then so i can talk to your mate.. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/18/2006 10:55:52 AM | | Years ago a guy in a bar thought he was pretty hot stuff I guess and approached me asking, "Hey, you wanna have sex?" NOT HOT. "That depends" I replied, "Are you going to be there?" I walked away leaving him surrounded by his laughing buddies. | |
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wo0lf
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Joined: 9/7/2006
Msg: 32 | |
| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/18/2006 5:05:58 PM | hehe
I'll have to explain a bit before I give you my line, my first language is french and it's quite obvious when I speak because of my accent.
Aright so I just throw this line in the middle of a conversation.
The line: I'm sorry I don't speak English very well, but I french good.....
I've using it a couple time since last year when I moved to Toronto where mostly everyone speaks English
Honestly it never got me anything more then a good laugh, but Hey it's all good...
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/18/2006 5:09:59 PM | | i totally agree with virgo butterfly but to the guys out there that doesn't mean to jump on the poor girl, try reading the signals she's sending out first!!! and honnestly the best pick up lines are usually not meant as such, but are the comments that show that the guy has been listening and cares about what you've been saying...that better than any slick or macho pick up lline in the books! | |
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Sguss
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Joined: 9/6/2006
Msg: 34 | |
| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/18/2006 5:19:51 PM | This line was used on me a couple weeks ago and still puts a smile on my face:
"I feel like I've been invited out to go play putt putt, and I find myself teamed up with Tiger Woods." 
This line was used and made me cringe:
"You remind me of my father." No, she was not that much younger than me. 
Still waiting for the next line!  | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/18/2006 5:31:52 PM | Absolute best line from a woman-Hi, I'm such and such, may I join you?
Best line I've ever used on women, that actually work-Hi, what are you doing?
Sure, we all know a thousand and one of those cheesy ones but hey, they're considered CHEESY! | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/18/2006 9:49:19 PM | My favourite i use is.. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have some nice melons!, or how about ...hi there nice to meet you can i play with your tits? .... | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/18/2006 10:57:57 PM | My most successful line: "Mind if I sit here?"
If they say yes, they get some time to prepare for a conversation.
If they say no, it's obvious without hurting my pride.
All in all, the most natural is the best, I figure. | |
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lira
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Joined: 6/8/2006
Msg: 39 | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 10/3/2006 11:33:10 AM | How about......
This one was said to me..........at least it make me laugh..we all know laughter leads to more fun...
"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
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"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
(damn mens tag teams) LOL
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"I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 10/3/2006 11:53:57 PM | | You think i could have your name and number cause my mom told me to call her when i have found the woman of my dreams | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 10/4/2006 5:29:17 AM | Never heard a good line used by a bloke they all seem corny and i never had women use a line on me or not that I have noticed lol I can be quite oblivious to that sort of thing tbh lol
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 11/10/2006 12:32:24 AM | | first this guy walks up to my table, ask if he could borrow a quarter cuz his momma told him to call her just as soon as he met his soulmate..but wait, it gets better, so he sits down, starts telling me a story of of a horrible skiing accident he was in where he was flying down this steep hill, hits a tree, and when he came too, he saw the most beautifully colored sky that he'd ever seen, that he'd never seen a color that beautiful again til he looked into my eyes..lol......gotta give him credit tho', he knew more cheezy lines then anyone I ever met, had me roflmfao all evening...Way to this girls heart is thru laughter, and if he'd hadn't been my son's age, who knows what could have happened... | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 11/10/2006 3:38:01 AM | Funniest line ive heard in a bar was:
"Hey Baby I wish I was winnie the pooh so I could get my head stuck in your honey pot."
Needless to say im sure you can figure out what happend. lol | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/5/2007 6:55:42 AM | It didn't work, but:
In response to a woman who wrote that anyone interested in her should appreciate the fact that she is curvy:
Space-time is curved. I enjoy being in space-time. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/5/2007 3:04:03 PM | | as i was leaving the bar one night i had one guy walk up to me and say "you should be ashamed of yourself"....i asked him why and his reply "for what you do to me in my dreams" i could not stop laughing it was soooo unexpected. lol | |
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