| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/5/2007 3:06:02 PM | oh ya i just reme,bered this one
worst one i had was one guy was asking me to go to his hotel room and would not take no for an answer his reply was "dont worry i wont rape you" needless to say i was outa there in 2 seconds flat draggin one of my friend behind me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/5/2007 8:44:11 PM | "I'm too drunk to drive home....can I go home with you?????"
"I don't mind that you have kids....that just means you'll put out." (very crude individual...he got set straight!)
When I was pregnant, a guy used the line...."I have the perfect name for your baby....lets name him John-after me. Can I rub your belly?" | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 9:53:39 AM | | I have used this to varying degrees of success--if your date is going well, and you want to do more, ask "Would you like to do breakfast?" If the answer is yes, "Shall I call you or nudge you?" | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 10:15:43 AM | LINE: I got more game then a playstation.
RESPONSE: Well you better put in your memory card cause your about to get shot down.
hahaha I actually had the pleasure of using this once, unfortanatly he was the man of my dreams and didn't talk to me after I shot him down. | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 10:17:40 AM | | If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 10:30:40 AM | | I liked, " You've lost a lot of weight...good thing it wasn't in your breasts" :) All warm and fuzzy inside. | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 1:32:55 PM | " My Dad goes to bed by 9:30, can you drive me home, because he can't pick me up".....
This was from a 38 year old!!!!!!!! | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/6/2007 2:02:08 PM |
Oh by the way," I'm married".
That's akin to what a guy I was seeing for a few weeks once said to me: "I *do* have a girlfriend, that I rather like." | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/6/2007 2:30:41 PM | | Here goes. I was having lunch with a match.com date a while back. First time. She was pretty cute and the conversation was great but starting to slow down quite a bit. So I felt I needed to liven things up a little. Anyway, I looked across the table at her and said you know "there was report out today , saying that women who engage in oral sex have a 50% lower incidence of breast cancer" There was this look of shock on her face for a few moments. Then she put her fork down from the salad she was eating. Looked me dead in the eye, and replied.. "is that giving ..or receiving ?.." Best comeback I ever witnessed. We dated for several months after that.. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/6/2007 3:15:54 PM | | I've heard some funny ones over the years, but i've always had one that stood out. I was at a club when a guy came up behind and whispered in my ear and asked " are you breeding?" My reply never with you. But I just got one in an email that just gave me a giggle and made me feel a little creeped out. The email states: "See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine." Creepy or funny? Both? | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 3:47:23 PM | | When a woman asks how she look, pretaining to what she's wearing. Answer her, and follow with, "You know what would really look Great on you?" When she replys with 'What?' say "Me" I've used this on friends, they laughed. | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 4:16:25 PM | | I told a woman that she is so hot I wanna pan fry her up. She thought it was pretty good. | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 4:19:37 PM | "Wow. I loooove your hair. (And everything under it)" That was cute. When I smiled, he said "Awww, squishy-hug time!"
He almost got a hug - but that's cos he was pretty damn gorgeous. haha. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/6/2007 4:38:23 PM | LOL @ 1 Confident Guy
Ok, so this guy walks up to a group of women
and says: "Hey girls, looks like the parties over
here".
Did it work?
Hell No
But it was the, god-damn, funniest moment
I've witnessed this week. The girls didn't
even acknowledge his existence. The just
continued talking, as he walked away with
his head down.
(I kinda feel sorry for the guy, but honestly. Who
the hell thinks that could possibly work?) | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/6/2007 4:47:26 PM | | I went with a friend to meet someone from this site.We were just having casual conversation, when, my friend mentioned how when she was younger, she was out drinking and did a faceplant into a Hummer. The guy looks at her and says, "when i see a hummer coming i just lie there. She shot back, ya when i see a faceplant coming i just lie there. Crude, but very funny at the time. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/6/2007 5:18:40 PM | 1. Do you know I am completly naked under my clothes......
2. Aren't your legs tired because you have been running through my mind all day.....
3. Do you like music ??? Want to ga back to my place and play my organ......
That is all I got now can not think of any right now.. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/6/2007 5:31:31 PM | Is that a keg in your back pocket? Because I'd like to tap that azz.
If I flip a coin, what are my odds at getting head?
crude, but funny | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/6/2007 8:36:51 PM | One of my favorites said to me:
She says "Sorry, I cannot be with you, I have a boyfriend who I love very much"
While she is giving me head...
Yeah, I didn't care. I was young, and thought it was funny. Poor boyfriend though...  | |
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