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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/6/2007 9:51:44 PM | | The "best" line I ever heard was from a drunk girl at a bar who grabbed my crotch and said "you aren't hard yet?". That actually did happen. I was shocked. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/6/2007 10:23:39 PM | here is one I've heard don't know what it's ment to do, probably get a chuckle or a strange look?
Sex is alright..., but there's nothing like the real thing!! | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/7/2007 1:57:14 PM | When I was tending bar: "You know, that outfit would look HOT on my bedroom floor".
"There's a bakery right next door, wanna get bred?" | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/7/2007 2:17:09 PM | | Wow... line #1 is not even a line, more like a lazy way of saying... i wanna **** you. #2 is cheesy, but I've never heard it before... gonna keep it in mind for the next bar star that I run into ;) | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/10/2007 12:00:20 AM | 1. Im not elmo but you can tickle me anytime.
2. I wish I could re arrange the alphabet to put U and I closer.
3. If you were a booger I would pick you.
4. Aren't you worried that if you keep staring at me from across the bar that I might get worried that your stalking me? (haha that one was funny but here is why it was funny when my friend used this one)
When we would go out to crowded places. We would take turns and stare across the crowded rooms and lock eye contact with the oppossite sexes (mixed group of friends girls/guys) and then start mouthing words and then when they would come over totally wondering what it was that we were saying. We always told them that we were saying we knew that we could get them over here and take it from there.
1B- if you try the standing across the room thing (practice in the mirror first) just mouth " I want a fig newton." Its hilarious but has a 50/50 shot of working for you.
personally im not into cheezy pick up lines but these are some of the ones that my friends always used in highschool. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/10/2007 6:40:13 AM | | Gallowaylad - That is the most beautiful line I have ever heard. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. Gorgeous. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/10/2007 6:53:19 AM | Him: Can I buy you dinner Tuesday night?
Me: Sorry, I have class on Tuesday night.
Him: I bet you have class every night.
I thought it was pretty good ...  | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/10/2007 6:41:16 PM | This happened to me once at the bar, thought it was pretty sweet:
This girl came up to me and gave me a hug and said "Hey John (which is not my name) haven't seen you for a long time, missed you so much."
I looked at her and said, "sorry lady, you got the wrong person."
She smiled and said, "Oops, how about I buy you a drink in exchange for your name? So next time I won't mistake you for someone else."
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/14/2007 2:26:07 AM | | I was having a argument with my then boyfriend... I looked him straight in the eye and said...Do you want me to leave!!!??? He smiled and said "no" I want you to wake me up at 6:00 a:m in the morning... It was a priceless :~) moment | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/14/2007 2:37:17 PM | | said to me in my 20's by 2 women together in a bar... "don't get your balls in a knot, we just want to f**k you!" | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/18/2007 2:11:05 PM | Me: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Result: Marriage
I won't be using that line again. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/18/2007 3:19:29 PM | LOL somebody just sent me one here and it said, "I can predict the future and we are still in love in 50 years." Good one.  Hard to pick a best ever though, I've heard em all. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/18/2007 4:54:38 PM | that was funny stuff
I was 17 and a waiter in a restaurant whena large group of ten peaple came in, after most had ordered I was trying to get one of the ladies orders and her friend said to her order what ever you want, Im paying she said OK .."I'll take him" | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/18/2007 8:12:19 PM | The most charming line I ever heard was from a homeless man on the street: "Heaven must be missing an Angel, because I am looking at one right here on Earth!"
He never asked me for any money or anything. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/18/2007 8:19:00 PM | | He told me that he is the ONLY one who can deal with my son. He makes it sound like dealing with kids is such a horrible thing and he is the only specialized person who can take on the task. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/18/2007 8:26:34 PM | My favorite happened in Vancouver, I was enjoying a picnic at the artificial waterfall, behind the Burrard skytrain station. I'd just finished eating a submarine sandwich & some watermelon & was finishing off my picnic, with a container of milk.
This guy had been checking me out for a while I guess, but at this point, he simply couldn't resist.
He walks up to me, & says "You know, I've heard milk does a body good, but damn! How much
have you been drinking?!" | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/18/2007 8:30:20 PM | The best one that was ever used on me was, nice shoes, wanna ****?
(crude, but was obviously a joke) I deadpanned back, Sure. (Didn't work)
The best one I ever used was : Hey baby, let's go back to my place and do some math, we'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.javascript:smilie(' ')
javascript:smilie('') | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/18/2007 8:38:14 PM | | I had one just last night. Was in a crowd and everyone was pushing. So my friend and I stepped away and I said to this guy. I am sorry, didn't mean to crowd your space. He said.. "That is ok, my space just got 100% better" | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/18/2007 10:38:07 PM | Girl asked me once
"Was your mother a baker?" No "She made you a nice set of buns."
Never got her number, she was a waitress, first time I was ever hit on by a waitress in fact.........usually the other way around! | |
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