| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/19/2007 3:36:36 AM | Look her in her eyes... then gaze over her body... then look her in her eyes again.
With a cheeky grin, say, "you'll do".
Requires very precise timing and tone of voice (ie it's got to be said in a humorous, non-serious way). It also requires a lot of respectful confidence, and she needs to know that you're actually only joking.
Yes, I have done this. Twice. Not only lived to tell the tale, but also ended up in an intimate situation within an hour each time. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/21/2007 10:25:42 AM | here's another one, a guy here just said, "if it is true that we are what we eat I could be you by morning"
I said "no I don't think you will be, not going to be eating me any time soon, sorry. 
crazy, and not a good line but made me laugh. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/21/2007 1:26:06 PM | My favorite in terms of laughs...
Wanna go halfsies on a **stard??? Makes them fall in love everytime... with any other man but me...
My most succesful line ever...I always get a conversation started or more...When wanting to talk to a gorgeous lady, you must have something to discuss, the funnier the better...I generally go with something relativly random like...
Is it true that women must have there mouths open to succesfully apply mascara??
Gets a smile or a laugh every time, then I just proceed straight into conversation...
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/21/2007 2:06:45 PM | Get off me Daddy! Your crushing my cigarettes!
Seriously though my favorite is
What is a nice girl doing in a nice place like this without a nice guy like me?
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/21/2007 4:41:55 PM | You light up a room but your smile lights up my heart
I could get lost in your eyes but id be lost forever just to have a lifetime with u
pps I married him
ppps......alas we are no longer together | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/21/2007 4:53:38 PM | ...as he was explaining to me why he hasent been calling......
....to tell you the truth, you are my soulmate, and I love you, ...but I met someone, shes not a goodfit, but I want to see where this is going.....
(probably right to bed.....good luck to him and her...)
ryde on Purple | |
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| Best line you have ever heard/saw
Posted: 3/21/2007 5:01:00 PM | what a catch, all yhou have to do is real/reel me in....javascript:smilie(' ') Unfortunatly, he turned out to be a physco killerjavascript:smilie(' '). | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/21/2007 5:01:35 PM | This one is real cheezzee.....heard it one time from a guy..........
"I'm not milk , but I'll do your body good "
Oh paleeezzz.....as she exits stage left....................
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/22/2007 12:18:38 AM | Late into a night of partying.....
Him, "Want to see my socks?"
Me, "Sure"
He drops his pants. I laughed my butt off. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/25/2007 10:03:54 PM | soo ! whats wrong with rite now huh ? i got de bed and you got the body sweetheart ! sooo lets get at it huh ? TOM .  theres nothing wrong with sex you can eat it or chew on it rite ? | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/25/2007 10:06:59 PM | | ok ! but your still alive arent you ? we can doo it 4 5 times before you tire out ok ? TOM . | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 3/25/2007 10:49:19 PM | I sure would love to get in your jeans,the girl turns around and ask "why" did you sh:t in yours? Needless to say that was the end to that conversation. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 6/23/2007 4:32:04 PM | I heard this one while i was in a club one night ............ a guy walked up to this girl and said "I haven't has sex in 2 years" she looked him right in the eye and said "Well, ....... your hand must be awlful lonely" i laughed for 15 minutes he walked away like it was no big deal went to another girl and tried the same line  | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 6/23/2007 4:41:58 PM | The winner at a pick-up line contest at a bar:
"Nice Shoes, wanna f*ck?"
Runner up:
"Wanna go get a bag of Dorito's and get naked? (when she says no) What? You don't like Dorito's?" | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 6/23/2007 6:51:04 PM | That one is pretty good but how about, " My life sucks, I wish I was you so I could make love to me! Im a gift! Never said actually to a female however, Joe Piscapoos SNL Skit was hilarious when he did it!
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 6/23/2007 8:10:58 PM | | Im sorry,but this REALLY ticks me off!I posted this exact topic a few weeks ago,and it was deleted!!Would anyone like to elaborate?Mine was to reaarange the alphabet...I would make I closer to u | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 6/24/2007 8:43:39 AM | loved the line about the mascara.. that's great.. yeah.. i'd talk to a guy who used something funny and off the wall like that :)
I'm suprised i haven't seen this one...
"how do you like your eggs?"
my best friend's token response.. "unfertilized. "
that's why she's my best friend.. she's witty and makes me laugh :)
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 6/24/2007 4:29:57 PM | I was in a different town for work, winding down at a local pub:
Bartender: Hey, that's a cool phone you've got there!
Me: It's defective.
Bartender: What's wrong with it?
Me: It doesn't have your phone number in it. :)
She laughed a lot at that one. Six moths later I was in the same bar again and she remembered me for it. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 6/24/2007 5:01:25 PM | Two days after our first meet! 'as soon as you tell me you love me, I will promise to ask you to marry me'!! Didnt hold him to it, since it transpires he has a partner!!  | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 6/30/2007 1:10:12 AM | That was a good one. I have one to match though. Late in the night trying to sober up to drive was when I got this one.
"Come on honey let me buy you a drink I will pay for the cab ride home ....... and one for both of us back in the morning." | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 6/30/2007 9:28:23 AM | HI,
I am a 35 year old male, good looking (most likely the best looking guy on this site), smart (I have read a few books and a couple actually had only a few pictures ... even had big words toward the end), and almost always available because I'm unemployed. Just too tired to work, but my shrink says it would pass once I'm no longer drinking.
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From a actual POF email. Not really a line but FUNNY nonetheless.. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 6/30/2007 2:27:36 PM | Hi, I need a female opinion on something?
Charmed to meet you.
Can I just say.....wow!
You're stunning, and I'd know...because frankly...you stunned me.
I thought it'd be a charitable thing to take your skirt out for dinner....perhaps you can come too.
Just let me be your passport baby.
You better be careful....I could get used to this.
You're getting good at this! (while kissing) | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 6/30/2007 6:38:06 PM | Say " I bet you 20bucks i can kiss you on your lips without touching your body"
Kiss her then hand her 20 bucks | |
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