| | Best line you have ever heardPage 6 of 6 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) | | "I'm looking for a meaningful 1 nite stand...Can you help me out? " Well that 1 turned into 2 fabulous years. I'm sure he was my soul-mate until a motorcycle accident took him away from me. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 7/1/2007 9:30:04 AM | The best one was by a doorman in a club I was in. As we were leaving, he said "Sorry, you can't leave." I said "Why?" and he said "Because I've been stuck at this door all night, and didn't get a chance to talk to you."
The worst one was "My buddy and I are trying to solve a dispute. Which one of us do you think is the most f***able?" I said "I wouldn't want either one of you.",and walked off. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 7/1/2007 10:10:25 AM | | It may sound crap but the one line I find hilarious is. " I know I got a problem but I need to sort it out" always used when one has had enough of a partner going on and on and on always said when told a relationship is over. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 7/1/2007 3:42:50 PM | | Was at the driving range a couple of weekends ago, I passed a guy and he dropped something and laughed so I turned around. He said he took a picture of me with his cel phone.... Have not heard that (nor do I hear many!)! | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 2/15/2009 6:54:22 AM | Here's one......
Line........"Do you have a bandage........?"
Response......"Why....."?
Line..........."Because I skinned my knee when I fell for you............!" 
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Posted: 2/15/2009 9:34:44 AM | gonna set the scene for you-it was a nice spring day and Iwent for a walk my tattoo of angel wings was visable on my back and thats when this happened-
he walked up behind me put his arm on my sholder(which creeped me out as I had no idea who he was and I have person space issues) and he said"I just knew you were an angel"
now I love my tat but that was THE ONE time where it was not so fun lol
ok so maybe this was the worst one-but hey fun story right | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 2/15/2009 10:07:48 AM | My yahoo messengers status says " I feel like crying" ... One of my frineds messages with no words just one of the crying smileys .. I said whats wrong ? .. He said well if you feel like crying, let me cry for you :) I thought it was sweet
LOL ...
The best lines (well funniest ), are the lines I heard on Shreks CHristmas, I was LMAO | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 2/15/2009 11:23:09 AM | How do you feel about going halves on a baby
Does your father make cement, cos you,re making me hard
Are you free, sometime next week or do you charge.
Your ugly, but somehow erotic.
The voices in my head told me,to come talk to you.
Dont worry I go more, for personality than for looks
You dont sweat much for a fat girl.
I,m curious to know if you are as good in bed, as the other guys say you are
Hi! you,ll do.
Whats a nice girl like you, doing in a body like that.
I,d like to shag you senseless but it looks like someone got there first.
If you were a bogey, I,d pick you first.
I,d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 2/15/2009 4:53:11 PM | | Well I have been told a few things in my time but the one that got the biggest smile from me was when I walked by I heard this Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn lol. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 2/18/2009 2:13:43 AM | Q: Best line you have ever heard.
A: Hi.
That's right. Hi.
No, it's not original. Nor was it clever, witty, funny. It wasn't any of those things.
On the other hand it didn't come across as silly, strange, or any of those things either.
Rather, it was the best line because it was honest, uncomplicated and genuine. It might have helped that it was also done with a smile. What is equally important is who said it and what the follow up conversation is like. Not very remarkable, but at least for me, true non the less.
Regards
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