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 Ominius

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Posted: 2/27/2008 10:04:33 PM
Hardcore Eye Candy
Nights in the Bowery NYC
http://www.tv-links.cc/divx.php?l=1834748

A once loud and thriving club
for punk rock and hardcore
CBGB is no more

But the nights
in that place
full of adrenaline
full of history
as some of the best
and most legendary
acts passed through the bowery
and caused chaos there
in a small cramped club
that was originally opened
to showcase

Country
Blue
Grass
Blues

for hardcore punk fans
this documentary
"CBGB Punk in the Bowery"
is an example
enjoy!!





 Ominius

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Posted: 2/28/2008 10:50:38 AM
Link Update!!
Due to complications
between companies
that link is now officially Void

the new and improved link
straight from the source
and many more to see

Have a great Day
http://www.stage6.com/PUNK-ROCK-ARCHIVES/video/1834748/cbgb--punk-from-the-bowery
 Ominius

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Posted: 2/29/2008 6:33:30 PM
When the Lights Go Down
The End of Stage6

Stage Six dot com
officially exited
stage left
effective
2/28/2008

It was great
watching DIVX
in HD
all types of movies
anime
short film horror
concerts
news
TV shows
documentaries

The site was too big
too expensive
I bet those last days
people were downloading content
like crazy
like a last minute
clearance isle
liquidation grab
of all things
DIVX eye candy
now redirected to all places
VEOH
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/5/2008 6:12:52 PM
Holy Ghost From Pluto
Cosmic Shockwave from Mars
03/04/2008

The electric holy ghost
is in your veins tonight baby
as you ramble on the righteous
via words on a computer screen

it's obscene
how some people
can act so dirty
and scantless

You do nothing
miserable
poo butt ass muthaphuckas
can go fly a kite
into the oblivion
of your whack ass reality
turned nightmare

The cosmic rays of the nebula
struck my ass so hard last night
electricity through the forces
of the holy ghost
of electrizon took me
to the 4th dimension
just to bring me back
down to Earth
for me to sleep
and to rise more powerful
than ever before
thanks to Pluto
and Mars for the push
as it moved through watery cancer
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/5/2008 6:34:19 PM
DEM Party Parade 2008

In a race
for white house
supremacy
its has come down
to two figures
of racial and gender taboo

A black man
A white woman

two powerhouses
of government
going head to head
to win that glorious
primary candidate majority
of that party
full representation
of what They promise
to bring you
if and when they should
win
overall

The Neo cons
they already have
their choice
in McCain
and are very confident
that he will carry the torch
in the structured war against terror

Who knows
who will win
but something has gotta be done
about those insane gas prices
and soon
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/7/2008 10:25:45 PM
Peace in the Middle East Foundation
Presents:
Murder
Lyrics BY:
Varukers

Shot down in churches shops and bars
Fighting for peace with booby trapped cars

No matter what they say
Its still phucking murder

You pull the trigger blood on your hands
Brother kills brother and man kills man
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/7/2008 10:45:01 PM
WTF is This?!
Episode#1980
"Cannibal Holocaust"

Ruggero Deodato
WTF is this film
that you created nearly
30 years ago
that brought you massive
major controversial heat
from the Italian government
attempting to charge you with
supposed onscreen murder
banned in several countries
a definite member of the UK's
"Video nasties" banned movie list
for years

was it a hoax?
was it mere cinematic
sureality to the fullest?

The real behind the scene tales of hardship
with actors and the film crew
the slaughtering of several animals
is of legend in the dark annals of filmmaking
gone wrong

Its the ultimate tale
of the Darwinian theory
survival of the fittest
customs and societies
of tribal and civilized mentalities
catering to the deepest recesses of man
and woman
through sensationilism
even having the anthropologist character
in the film raising the question
"who really are the cannibals
in this society?"
the jungles in the amazon rain forest
or those dwelling in futurista metropolitans

Don't spazz
relax
the film is fake
for crying out loud




Watch it if you dare
"WARNING!" Not for the squeemish or faint hearted
Certain scenes in this movie may shock you
http://tv-links.cc/movie/cannibal-holocaust.htm


 Ominius

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Posted: 3/8/2008 8:47:32 PM
Eye Kandy Objectification
Ode to Britney Spears

You are
the product
of your gene pool
those assets you have
can get you in some success
if you play your cards right

It's out of sight
to see how many eyes
google you
through pure
media objectivication

You are an object
of primordial affection
legs
tits
ass
everything

Its rude
but you like the attention
the self worth is gratifying
knowing you have the power
to stimulate a man's interest like that
that's why there is an influctuation
of so called showtime Divas
showing their worth
in a goal of obtaining
cash
jewelry
autos
flashy wardrobe

Live fast
live hard
party like a
demented pornstar
on HIV

Rock that image
You'll always be
Daddy's little girl

 Ominius

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Posted: 3/8/2008 11:26:21 PM
WTF Is This?!
Episode:OMFG
WrestleMaNiAc!

I've beared witness
to many scenes
from all types of movies
seen all types of plots
scenarios
characters and environments

There has been many villians
roaming around the land
of horror
but this was definitely
something new
as I have never seen
a Lucha Libre wrestler
play a villian
in a low budget
B movie flick
that Vince McMahon
should have incorporated
into his WWE Films chest

This movie is funny
corny and a little gruesome

Starring Rey Misterio (Uncle of Mr 619)
and that WWE Diva contestant
Leyla Milani

This is A Must See for those
highly entertained at the whole realm
of sports entertainment

http://www.surfthechannel.com/watch/Movies/Movies_all/60284/WrestleManiac.html?aid=0&part=0


 Ominius

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Posted: 3/9/2008 12:04:30 PM
Real Guitar Heroes Remembered
(Guitar Hero Game Shunned)

In a time
long before
the popularity
of simulated brain games
that became the rage
of playing a "guitar"

Coming from a REAL guitarist
I don't get it

I remember the days
in high school
where muthaphuckaz
slung REAL guitars
around their back

contests and bragging rights
for those that could play tab
or even better skills
playing classical masterpieces
off reading sheet music
anything from Metallica
Jimi Hendrix
Steve Vai
Joe Satriani
or any other
"guitar Godz"
that were the REAL guitar heroes

Those arrogant guitar bazstards
that could blaze through modes
scales and arpeggios
with such speed
accurate precision
you only wished
you could hone their skills
one day

I say phuck Guitar Hero
Give me a REAL
muthaphuckin guitar and amp
to shred the madness baby


 Ominius

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Posted: 3/10/2008 11:09:21 PM
The Essence
of the POF Babes

There are plenty
of women
beautiful and intelligent
women
that share their views
upon the world
in the forums
on their profiles
on this site
to read into a preview
of their lives

Alot of women
they have nice photos
it's like fine art to my eyes
a piece of their existance
caught on film
for eternity

Thanks Venus
for blessing me
with getting to meet
very genuine ladies
forever more

 Ominius

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Posted: 3/15/2008 4:21:22 PM
We Go Coke Cargo 70/80

You are glamourized
on the history channel
in documentaries
these days

about your glorious
and deadfall ways
of the drug trade

Living rich
living fast
large and in charge

you held the keys
to the party machine
in your hands
literally

You smuggled
tons and tons
of powder
into the hearts
and veins
of a generation
of millions of americans
that wanted that high
through razor blade cut straws
all the way down to freebase crack cocaine

you hyped on supplied the base
made you millions upon millions
of filthy dollars
a billionaire boys club
of epic proportions

you said
Phuck the law
you made and kept
major profit
for colombian farmers
manufacturers
of the devils candy

You were
the major distributors
of high times gone wild!
resulting in drug wars
deaths in record numbers
in Miami and beyond

money talks
and bullshit walks
you served your cartel masters well
but it will be your souls
that will burn in your own hell
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/15/2008 8:33:29 PM
Quantam Fusion
From Planet X

Planet X
is the band
that officially states
that they are
"The sickest instrumental band
in the world"

That's a bold statement
but with the combination
of Derek Sherinian
Virgil Donati
and a whole plethora
of world renown bassists
guitarists
they deliver ear kandy
straight from
the fantastic Planet

It is the goal
of Planet X
to play so hard
with complex precision
and skills
that it will intimidate
any instrumental
metal jazz fusion band
into submission

take a trip
to Planet X
http://www.my*space*.com/planetxsite
 expat57

Joined: 2/20/2008
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Posted: 3/15/2008 9:17:41 PM
Been looking for this!
Edgy .. Original .. *Brave*
Settlin' in and groovin' on your writes.
I've set this place to track.
I'm going to be back!
Oh yeah ..
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/16/2008 9:11:54 PM
thanx for the compliment expat, 18 pgs you're in for a long ride
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/16/2008 9:24:54 PM
The Reusable Married Woman
Theory on the "Side Project"

Why oh why
should some women
decide to cheat
on their husbands
all because he did it first
or she's not satisfied
so revenge and retribution is in order

On my end
am I just a friend
with benefits
to piss that significant other off?

Am I the middle man
to your shameful tale
of infidelity love triangle?

I laugh at those women
that say they are
"seperated"
knowing damn well
they are still married

Some wanna run around
play 007
secret agent
rendesvous
on a grand scale

emotionally bitter
and sexually frustrated
cougers on the hunt
on the prowl
for any young and single
black
white
brown
asian
male to swell
their vaginal angst

I only want to ask you
WTF do you want from me
I am not your prey
I'm not your boy toy
I'm not your rebound tool

I'm a man
with a plan
with hard driven ambitions
to rise to power in intelligence
through the almighty
and the righteous

You need to take your husband
and go to counseling
 expat57

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Posted: 3/16/2008 9:31:07 PM
Best last line I've read today.
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/16/2008 9:36:10 PM
You liked that closing eh? That's dropping science on the matter at hand
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/17/2008 11:32:03 PM
WTF Is This?!
Episode:Banned in France
http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=7857779521134767747
Hollyweird Exposed AKA "Mondo Hollywood"

"This film, in the opinion
of certain experts of the Commission,
presents an apology
for a certain number of perversities,
including drugs and homosexuality,
and constitutes a danger
to the mental health of the public
by its visual aggressivity
and the psychology of its editing.
The Commission proposes,
therefore, its total interdiction."

That's what
the Ministry of Information
of France said
back in 1968
when this film
was presented before them
for theatrical release

This movie is real
it will trip you out
yeah you better believe
its the same old shit
the same old game
in the land of the arrogant lost

Happy St Patricks Day
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/19/2008 8:42:46 PM
Fa"see"tious Objection

She was standing there
at church
she was attractive

some guys were
oogling and gawking
at the mother of three

They were making comments
straight objectifying this woman
like she was inhuman
a mere piece of sexual gratifying meat

One guy
I overheard him say
"Man I would lick that thang
ALL night long"

I thought to myself
no you wouldn't
muthaphucka
because you would never
get the priviledge
of knowing that woman first

Plus she wouldn't give
your raunchy ass
the time of the day anyway

Not with your shoes
looking tore up like that buddy

They stood there
and continued
to objectify
this woman
behind her back
without her knowledge

Like a pack
of horny mutts
on the prowl
drowning in a sea of lust
for something accessible
and something like that now
out of all places
at the house of the Lord

You dogs need Jesus
literally
 Brwn Beauty

Joined: 1/12/2008
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Posted: 3/19/2008 9:21:47 PM
what a wonderful treasure this thread is..
full of ...everything...
i'm on page 2...and intend to savor my
way thru the rest as time allows
- lmao...why am i so excited -
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/19/2008 11:36:23 PM
thanx for the compliments brwn beauty
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/19/2008 11:43:17 PM
WTF Is This?!
Episode# Unmasking the Master Plan
Hollyweird Scum Tales Exposed #3
http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-488772542016328116

WTF can I say
I knew about this
cinematic strategy for years
the admission(no pun intended)of this theory
is undisputed truth
coming straight from the directors' horses mouth
in this documentary
yet people will always flock
to see what can shock them

It makes a lot of sense
when you really digest it
analyze it
and throw it back up
for the trash it is

As Henry Rollins once said
" nobody wants to see a happy film
make a movie where a guy snaps
and there will be people lined up
around the block just to see it"


that's phuckin Hollyweird for ya


have a great night/early morning
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/20/2008 11:26:16 PM
WTF Is This?!
Episode# Sicko Baztards
http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=6646340600856118396

Is it disgusting
and a damn shame
that so much
social robbery
amongst the masses
is taking place
in this country?

Money talks
greed and power
is the theme
over healthcare

This documentary
has the tenacity
to piss you off
to financial preference
over humanity
especially if you
have ever been
in these people's
predicament

Some scenarios
will make you think
Is it really hip
to be an american
in these troubled times?

Not with certain sharks
swimming in the piss pool
of corruptness through
special interests

Decide for yourself
 Ominius

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Posted: 3/21/2008 7:39:10 PM
I love Living in the City Foundation
Presents:
NeUrOtIcA
Lyrics By:
King Crimson

Good morning, its 3am in this great roaring
City full of garbage eaters ravaging parking
Spots beneath my plaza window I see cheetah in their
Tight skins and tired heels all-night hippo in
The diner crossing the street swarthy heards of young
Impala flambastic gibbon even a struggling monza
And over there that brilliant head ornament on that
Japanese macaque but look closely at the hammerhead hand
In hand with the mandrill, its a sight youre
Unlikely to see anywhere else on the planet...

The stench and noise, yes, yes, the howlers
Resonating repertoire is not too bad when mixed with
The more musical twern of the tropical warbler but the
Impatient taxi blare the squawking elderly ibis and
The glass-eye snapper hawking papers I can certainly
Live without also be cautious of the poisonous
Boomslang laughter social droppings of the fruit bat
And purple queen fish and whos that babbler conversing
With a magazine stand? evidently hes getting a good
Reply...

Arrive in neurotica
Through neon heat disease
I swear at the swarming heards
I sweat the foul terrain
I rove the moving scenery
I have no fin
No wing no stinger
No claw no camouflage
I have no more to say...

Say...isnt that an elephant fish on the corner over
There look at that blush baby mud puppy noolbenger
Rhinoderma marmoset spring peeper shingleback skink
Siren skate starling sun-gazer spoonbill and suckers,
They seem to be everywhere, well its a live revue
Random animal parts now playing nightly right here in neurotica...
So long...
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