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Posted: 10/9/2006 2:48:51 PM | Pulp Nostalgia
Saturday Night Live
inside the house
watching Pulp Fiction
Going through a nostalgic
time frame
when the Gen X hype
was alive and even despised
by them darn baby boomers
that labeled us slackers
and even freaks
It was THIS film
that defined the decadent nineties
and all the trendy clone films
that spawned their ugly heads
along with it
A unrealistic
but possibly realistic
twist of scenarios
It was all here
in the limelight
of an over zealous
over ambitious
screen play writer
and filmmaker
known to the masses
as
Quentin Tarantino
That Basstard
isn't fooling anyone
I know you ripped
your films off from
older exploitation films
bent on a modern
variation of a theme
I give you credit though
you are one sick muthafocka
along with your homies
Robert Rodriguez and Eli Roth
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Posted: 10/9/2006 2:54:45 PM | Little Otter
River Dining X-Cursion
Ever take a boat ride
to one of the four resturaunts
on the Sacramento river?
Crawdad's
Chevy's
The Blue Gecko
Virgin Sturgeon
Ever ride on the water
so glamorous
in a little taxi tugboat
known as
The Little Otter?
Ever ride that river
where other boaters
are out fishing
or partying
on a beautiful sunny day?
The beauty of the river
as the buildings downtown
stand at attention in the distance
All this beauty
out of all days
and I forgot to bring
my damn camera
shat!! | |
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Posted: 10/9/2006 5:45:38 PM | WTF IS It? Part Dos
The Raider Nation
WTF is it?
You were kicking ass
in the pre season
but it looks like
everyone has been
kicking YOUR ass LATELY
and let me STRONGLY emphasis
LATELY
like you guys
aren't no
Johnny come latelys
but more like
Jane be getting
Pimped slapped
all over the AFC
even by the 40 whiners
and That's a damn shame
AL DAVIS
do you have no shame? | |
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Posted: 10/9/2006 9:34:21 PM | Generic Degeneration
Why did the creative writers
at WWE bring back
Degeneration X?
Like we need to see
two wrestlers
cause some kiddie like mischief
Does VM really think
that this is cool?
The two wrestler's
former heavyweight champions
they always talk forever
while they are in the ring
why don't they just stop
being tools of airtime filler
and just fuccin fight!!
"You fuccin degenerate you"
Joe Pesci- Casino | |
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Posted: 10/9/2006 9:43:54 PM | Formatico en Musi-ca
On the rail today
listening to broun fellinis
on the lightrail
and wouldn't ya know
a fuccin i-pod girl
sits across from me
she had that i-pod
all wrapped up in its
little velvet blankey
all nipped and tucked
the fucc out
with the all too casual
white ear bud headphones
Like whoever the fucc
invented that stupid ass
i-pod gimmick
had to just throw in
the most plain jane-st
ass fuccin headset
and why do these
i-pod nutts always
have to rock
said ugly ass
plain-jane earset
personally
ear buds suck ass
because they always
fall out my ears
and if they hit the
sidewalk
they break
whoever invented earbud
headphones
needs to get their asses kicked
I looked at the girl
and she looked at me
and after a while
she just kept on
looking at me
maybe because I was
Jurassic
because I was carrying around
a cd player with MP3
Oohh excuse me
if I don't have the latest
nano technology
I just want
to carry a vinyl cart
a machine
that can play vinyl
and plug some headphones
into that sonafa biatch
and rock out
on the train
and freak out
all the goofy little
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Posted: 10/10/2006 6:26:40 PM | Recycle This!!
Ah
bottles
cans
plastic
the wave of recycling
has its rewards
it has a level
of gratuitous
level of satisfaction
of making some money
on the side
It is great
when you have enough
to cash in
in a big way
I recommend doing this
on the solo tip
business partners
are really hard to come by
and there's an obvious reason why
some of these
"business partners"
or more like
"partners in crime"
can be a sheisty bunch
even down to the dime
I saw an example of this
when two cats went
into confrontational mode
apparently over
a 60/40 cash split
One guy yelled at the other
"that wasn' the deal!!"
and it's a sad thing to see
they would have been
better off doing it solo
instead of trying
to split the money
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Posted: 10/10/2006 6:31:11 PM | Get Back
(Ode to Tarrell Owens)
T-O
get back
I heard ya
was smokin crack
Did you start doing this
when you went to Dallas
were you hanging out
with Michael Irvin
I'm wondering
someone told me
you were hitting
the glass pipe
I was shocked
not you
T-O
Mister party all the time
collector of stuffed animals
say it ain't so
T-O
sucking on satans
glass kok
I laughed
I never liked your ass anyway
maybe suckin the toxic rock
will make you go away sooner
and make my day | |
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Posted: 10/10/2006 6:34:35 PM | High Stakes
You damn
high roller
high stakes
world series
texas hold em
ass poker players
gotta wear sunglasses
because you can't hold
your emotions
so you gotta hide
behind your dark sun glasses
you suck | |
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Posted: 10/11/2006 1:39:31 PM | Conductor Of Mayhem
(Ode to Al Jourgenson)
Al Jourgensen
you are a maniac
behind the industrial
wheels
of audio steel
that is known as
MINISTRY
the all too chaotic
congregation of musical defiance
you are the radicalistic twin
of golden silence
your shows
they never cease
to amaze thee
Your music
it just gets more rampant
and in your face
with socially conscious lyrics
Some people say
that you are getting old
but that's some bull shiit
it seems
that you are just getting
faster and stronger
with the ways
of hardcore industrial
like a metaphysical
machine of supersonic
induced decibel soundwaves
that have began
to take the airwaves
in a scheme
that was led by deceit
you had a way
of fighting off that feat
with the truth | |
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Posted: 10/11/2006 4:02:27 PM | | This is a test message, some of my posts are not getting through. | |
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Posted: 10/12/2006 7:45:50 PM | Ouija Madness
On Coast 2 Coast Am
there was a discussion
about the consequences
of those
that chose
to fucc with
ouija boards
conjuring the entities
and spirits on the other side
is not really a good idea
Leave those said entities
and spirits where they need
to be
and that is
on the other side
of obscurity
Do you really feel
the need
to speed
with that board?
what is it
that makes you
want to do these things?
Stop asking questions
and you won't get the
rude awakening answers
that you've been
so " curious" to explore
there's nothing nice
about inviting a bad entity
into your life or home
some things
are better
left alone
ya'll need Jesus
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Posted: 10/12/2006 7:53:05 PM | Booty Pics
Why oh why
must you post
your ad
with a booty pic?
Like everyone
really gives
a flying fucc
about a butt
that probably isn't yours
to begin with
Show your face!!
I demand it!!
a big fat juicy butt
may have
an ugly ass dogboy face
to mismatch
that rump roast
that you call your ass
Please put
your dooky booty
back in the file
where it came from
and show your face damnit!!
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Posted: 10/16/2006 1:54:35 PM | Charming Magnetic Murderous
Kevin McDonald
your film
Last King of Scotland
It was deep
a brutal insight
into the brutal regime
of Idi Amin
Uganda
hell like Rowanda
the brutalisation of people
of the dissident opposition
your portrayals
in an depth analysis
from the perspective
of a close physician
Forrest Whitaker
he played this role
of brutal dictator well
charming magnetic murderous
oscar worthy nomination indeed | |
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Posted: 10/16/2006 5:30:42 PM | WTF Is It?
Part Thres
There are many
six or four string
samurai's
walking strong
down the street
with their axe in hand
How many of these
string shooters
are any good
worth their salt
how many
are new booty students
overly eager and curious
to hone their craft
to be a Rock Star
How many veterano's
of the string trade
are overly ambitous
egocentrical
because they can lay down
a few good scales
and fuccin arpeggios
with lightening fast speed
faster than that darn ol
high speed internet?
And how many
of these guitar
virtuoso's will you
possibly hear or learn of
from their downloadable
tracks found on Mice pace
getting drowned in a maze
of gunk and decibels
how many of these
guitar slingers
some with cases
and some with naked
guitar bodies
slung over their back
as they walk down the street
how many
of these muthafuccas
will make it
to that superstage
and how many
will fade away
selling their shiit
to the pawnshop
just so they can have
the funds
to eat
to drink
or to drug
their lives away? | |
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Posted: 10/16/2006 5:51:27 PM | Very cool verse. Quite different. Keep going.
I'm here, looking over your shoulder, nodding my head. | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 9:08:23 PM | WTF Is IT?
part Quatro
The Doom Generation
Another film
that defined
the decadent nineties
where things were
oh so fuccin PC
The chaos
in this film
between a crystal meth slut
and her young dumb ass naive bi sexual boyfriend
with the accompaniment of a raunchy and carefree guy
named X
Everything was sex
death and the number
666
All hell in a hand basket
a world turned obsolete
of any sort of righteous indignation
A film directed
as part of a trilogy
of "teen angst"
in an era
when commercialism
reared its ugly head
using the hype
of gen X
WTF is all this
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Posted: 10/17/2006 9:20:41 PM | Samurai Verses
(Ode to the Lone Wolf
AKA Shogun Assasin
Baby Cart Film Saga)
The shadow samurai
in his gust of silence
sees his violence
through the ways
of his sword
He doesn't play
he doesn't care
what you have to say
In the animal kingdom
it's either
you
or
him
he will do all he can
to win
and win he will
his strength
is his instincts
he's always
one step
ahead of you
The Lone wolf
sling blade
with precision and skill
just like one of his
adversaries claimed
after he swiped his head
clean off his shoulders
the whispering winds
of his last words
praised the skill and technique
of his assesino
Stop him you won't
you will fail
when
blood flies everywhere
when that steel blade
cuts straight through
your soft flesh
It's a bloodbath
stay the fucc
away
from
Lupin Wolf | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:46:22 PM | California Whore-Ti-Kulture
Welcome to
California
The wild west
North Bound
South Bound
There's loonies here
stuck in
mixed in
with junkies
dope dealers
whores and politicians
artists poets
musicians and artificially
assimilated girly men
take the stage
of the entertainment capital
of the world
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Posted: 10/21/2006 7:40:01 PM | Dark Bostonia
Scorcese
you never cease
to amaze thee
with your cleverly directed movies
The Departed
a slick dark film
about some faulty shiit
going down in Boston
Jack Nicholson
you were marvelous
sadistic with a twist
of humor
like you've always provided
to the legion of fanatics
A smorgasboard
of violence
death racism
and shock
has an all star cast
and it was all well put together
to fit with suspense
and that good ol mobster
execution stylee
that had my head
shaking at the end
as I walked out that
theatre
and thought
Damn Scorcese
What part of the game is this?
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Posted: 10/21/2006 8:28:23 PM | WTF Is It?
Part Cinco
Poetry Reading
Rules And Regulations
Muthafucca You
What the Fucc Is this?
don't fuccin tell me
that its' rude to leave
while someone is reading
I can get up
and gets the fucc out
whenever I feel like it
Who are you
to chastise me
because I want to bounce
then have the nerve
to speak on it
hours later
After I thought
that things were all good
must I must be severly
mis understood
because that move
obviously rolled
your panties
all up in a bunch
aske if I care
and I say
I don't give a fucc | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 8:35:54 PM | | And thats the bottom line suckas..... | |
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Posted: 10/23/2006 11:08:23 PM | Saturday Night
(Cynic Rantings at Crappy Poets Society)
She gave me two books
two books
written by
two other poets
One I didn't like
the other
well I didn't
give a fucc
about that one either
although I ended up
reading some of it to her anyway
she said
that i was murdering her poetry
I thought to myself
no
more like
this wretched book
is murdering ME
you got it all wrong
She said I was stoned
Then told me
that I was cynical
what great words
to tell me on a
Saturday Night
She told me
that she had
a lot more poetry
where that was coming from
She ended up
giving me a
big fat ass book
by Charles Bukowski
I read her love poems
by Naruda
it got her
hot and bother
as she laid her head
on my chest
Soon we watched
some more
Scorcese
This time
it was
Bringing Out
The Dead
Before long
it was time
to play some games
in her bed
Goodnight   | |
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Posted: 10/23/2006 11:18:54 PM | Sunday Night
(Wine Musings at Book Collector reading with side order of Foxey Lady photoshoot Smorgasboard)
Stoned
is the way of the walk
as I walked
my ass
down to catch the train
into downtown
I went
listening to music
euphoria riding my brain
as I had some great MJ
and a cup of King Cobra
Stuck at the Book Collector
sipping on coffee cups
full of Savignon wine
with garlic crackers
tasty cheese snacks
My eyes
red and dry
as could be
listening to this lady
read her poetry
Later
taking pics
of foxy mama
trying on a sexy top
in the dressiing room
at a J street fashion boutique
she laughs and smiles at me
as I snap my camera away
I'm so fuccin stoned
by the Budda masters
that I end up at a smorgi
known as
New China Buffet
I went psychosomatic
in that place
like a kid running
psychosomatic
inside a candy store
or a perv
getting his freak nasty on
at the whore house
all the food
one could muster
in his/her gut
I ate so much
that my gut
felt like
a two quarter ton brick
at the house
watching
that damn Shaun of the Dead
with my foxely lady friend
until I passed out
from Thc Savignon
and probably MSG
Good Night!!  | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 12:28:02 AM | I was leisurely perusing your poetry thread.I totally dig your style You rock!:) Keep em coming..Very spiffy stuff Kat | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 8:08:03 PM | SG Revelation
I remember that song
the one sung by the NYC band
Known as
Shootyz Groove
back in the day
Walking in the Fog they said
If you're high on drugs
You're walking in the fog
I believe them
to this day
because some of these
sick and twisted
muthafuccas
are wasting their brains
and their life away
smoking that yay
or that chemical beast
known as Crank
Like they done gave up
and said
Fucc it
but i say
Fucc you all
wake up now
stop smoking dope
and stop
walking in the fog
fuccin dumbass
you all look like fuccin
Retards with no class
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