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Posted: 10/24/2006 8:26:43 PM | when all else fails.....   | |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 5:57:10 PM | ......Run
Away from all
the bullshiit
That seeks to claim
your spirit
in all that
drama
he said
she said
rhetoric
and prime example
of the phraze
Misery Loves Company
But you won't be
wanting
any of my company
because all I'll do
is piss you off
by my sick and twisted
sense of humor
that can put your negative ass
straight to bed
I laugh at you
not with you
you will see
that you cannot
fucc with me
and I'll be laughing
my ass off
sucka muthafucca you
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Posted: 10/25/2006 6:39:52 PM | I fuccin need
to take my ass
back to the Los
The city of angels
the land of entertainment
corporate industry
and certified home
of the landsharks
My home
my dwelling
in which my body
gave birth
in the wonder part
of west LA
the subdivision
known as Inglewood
Take me back
to the place
that I love
regardless of the controversy
and the Smog | |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 6:40:53 PM | | thank you fucc you and goodnight | |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 5:22:55 PM | Zero Tolerence
Bullshiit Factor
Liar Liar
Fuccin liar
your excuses
are mediocre
your ways of the flake
only classifies you
with not having no
ClAsS
You can be rest assured
that I don't buy into
your idiosyncrasies
you know what lady?
you can kiss my ass!! | |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 5:33:11 PM | A Keen Aasss Observation
Someone was overheard
commenting that
"he lives old school
but he's living though"
And I thought
yeah
I am pretty old school
and that's the way I like
that shit
just because I'm not a
SHEEPLE (Sheep People)
following the latest trends
of nano technology
or horrid "hit" noise radio
Otherwise known as
TOP 40
And I looked at him
and felt like saying
look muthafucca
you're pretty old skool
with it too
That was obvious
a few friday nights ago
when you were out
in the middle of the street
acting like an old skool
primate monkey
having a fight
with your cousin
and old lady
over dope
you loose cannon
muthafucca you
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Posted: 10/26/2006 6:46:43 PM | What The Fucc Is It?
Part Siete
(AKA What Fuccin Part of the Game is This?)
That was foul
How I had to
thrown in the towel
after my suspicious instinct
told me that something was up
you said
that you had to talk to me
and I knew
deep inside
what that phrase meant
you told me
that your ex called
and that you were unsure
about all of us
and I immediatley thought
what in the fucc is all this?
I think
all this equivalates
to some ol tired out
whacked ass bullshiit
What the fucc is it
or what part
of the game is this?
I'm offended to the max
I'm no fuccin
social pivot
to throw in the face
in your past relationships
you gots me fucced up
so fucc you
and your stupid
undecisive wreck
known as your old boyfriend
you two whacko
fucco nuttjobs
deserve each other
I can say one thing
at least I'm
a muthafuccin
FREE MAN!!!!!  | |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 6:53:55 PM | Emancipation Demonstration Release
(as Qouted in the Film Half Baked)
"Fucc you
Fucc you
You're Cool
and Fucc you
I'm OUT!!" | |
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Posted: 10/27/2006 11:31:49 PM | The Saga Continues
Pre Showcase Of The Relations Fringe
A "Spectacular Comedy"
The Saga Continues
she said
at her house
in the hallway
by her bedroom
while I was asleep
on her couch
I awoke and said
fucc
that was intense
What a dream
so surreal
or was it real
at all?
on a subconscious level
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Posted: 10/27/2006 11:38:59 PM | What The Fucc Is It?
Part Siete(7)
Further Adventure
with psychosomatic witch
She tells me
that I'm the one she wants
after her latest stint
with her ex boyfriend
wasn't exactly a hit
She cheated on me
on a verge of a urge
just because he persuaded her
I say fucc you both
It's Scorpio season in the
astrological zodiac cosmos
and both of you azzholes
are bonafide
SCORPIOS
so it should be known
that I am officially
in hibernation mode
away from you stinger azzholes
Don't come looking for me
I'm way too busy
and don't think
that I can't walk away
no matter what
the astrological omens say
I guess she wants
to have her cake
and eat it too
fucc no
fucc that
and screw all this
NOISE
in scorpio season...... | |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 12:11:00 AM | It Smacks Of Euphoric Hysteria
(Ode To Phil Collins and Brand X)
Your space age
obscure fusion
along with
Phil Collins
playing the drum kit
like two jack rabbits
fuccing to the groove
Brand X
A little side project
to get off on
while taking a breather
from the monster
known as
Genesis
The weaves and intricate sounds
are profound
to my psyche
in a ways
to soothe
and make that euphoria
glide away
in audio bliss
of seventies fusion bliss | |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:46:36 PM | 2005 Revisited
In the year
of our lord
2005
Ten Years later
than that wretched year
of 1995
when a muthafucca
went on a downward spiral
just like the man JOB
in the bible
so much
that another man
referred me to it
Ten years later
a revival
a crack of thunder
a dazzlement of lightning
touched down
directly across the street
from my own house
at the witching hour
of the new years day
of the year of our Lord
2005
It was live
it was direct
a revelation
and epiphany of my past
in the springtime
the hot summer heat
blasting on me
my surroundings
members of my family
gone mad on dope
and how can a normal man cope
with all the heat and drama
June saw a change
of the better
I still remember
the sounds
of the songs
I played that summer
the fall
the winter
It was like a soundtrack
to life on a theme
of various proportions
On the last day
of the year
of our lord
2005
I partied and had fun
I released myself
from the chains
of dope and drama
At the stroke of midnight
on the new year
of our lord
2006
I blew a loud
fog horn
loud decibels
rang out into the dark
cold and wet air
accompany the madness
of variations of a theme
of gunshots and people
screaming and laughing
partying their asses off
a liberation release
if you will | |
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Posted: 10/29/2006 1:42:51 PM | What The Fucc Is It?
Part ocho
Kurt Angle
Kurt Angle
What the FUCC is this?
you retired
due to extreme burn out
and body fatique
making people believe
that you were through
with the ring
But according to some networks
like the one that shows
TNA (Total Non Stop Actiob) league
it seems
that this is where
you now play
feuding with
Joe the Samoan?
What the fucc is this?
Professional Wrestlers
they never cease
to amaze me | |
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Posted: 10/29/2006 1:51:02 PM | Shade Color Connoisseur
muthafucca you
Shade Color Connoisseur
he was at the soul food joint
last night
with his family
eating a plate full
of whatever they ordered
And I hear the guy say
he's a darker shade of red
And I almost died
from laughing
and I looked at this
keebler khan
and thought to myself
And who the fucc
do you think you are
some shade color connoisseur?
Like he was on national Geographic
explaining the habitat
like he was a genius
had a PHD in something
maybe nothing
who knows
who cares
fuccin soul food was good though
especially
the black eye peas
and the muthafuccin
macaroni and cheese  | |
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Posted: 10/30/2006 5:04:57 PM | Low Fidelity
High Fidelity
Sometimes
I feel like
Muthafuccin
John Cusack
in that movie
High Fidelity
Guru and geek
of music and film
The industry game
Yet I still
have to play
the numbers
with the ladies
Like network Nielsen Ratings
If I ain't pullin the numbers
than I'm history
Fucc this
she tells me
that she wants me
one night
then tells me
that she's unhappy the next
I walk away from you
you tell me
that it's hard
for you
to walk away
from me
I say
I don't need
this shiit
any longer
I walk away
for my sanity
cause lady
you are driving me crazy
or attempting to
for that matter
I need someone new
not a rebound or come lately
Another woman
she told me
that all women
are the same
At first they will do
anything for you
then as time goes on
biatch and moan
about any little thang
I told her
tell me something
that I don't know
already
And she said
Don't worry
she's a scorpio
she'll be back
And I said great
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Posted: 10/30/2006 5:57:12 PM | cursin and cussin
and talkin dat shit
i'd ask, "who's the man"
but hey, you it
jibbery....jive
jab jab
high five
makin those 'words' come alive.
pause me a minute..
while I take it all in
shit man....that shit's stylin...
inter perspectively crude
in a rudely awakening mood
I feel some of that inspiration
might fit my mental equation
peace...
out | |
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Posted: 10/30/2006 7:49:13 PM | High Times
In The Government City
part Uno
Welcome
to Sacramento
AKA
Head of California
Government City
D.C. West
I be a rippin
and runnin
my ass all over
these streets
all over this
muthafuccan citay
doing projects
and work
for other people
like a never endang
movie sequel
nothing here
but two rivers
Artists
politicians
junkies
musicians
Dj's
skaterz
poets
writers
Film makers
ghost hunters
bigots(on all levels)
dope dealers
COPS
Fag-gots
Dykz
transplants
puss-ee galore!!
trees
old ass buildings
that have their original roots
stuck underground
downtown
via underground city
or what's left
of that place
down there
Fucc It gets hot
during the summer
cold as ice
in the winter
plenty of ho strolls
and plenty of whores
to go with it
like it was all
a fuccin boardgame
of nasty raw dawg sex
via en monopoly
of that access
to that all too good
get quick
get off
There's a legion
of homeless
that rave on the river
against the will
of the over ambitious
sheriff's
to rid these said vagrants
to make room
for new faze development
The Kings want a new arena
at the site
of the old graveyard
train station
full of controversy
of latent chemical wasteland
of toxic waste and asbestos
and those two brothers
from Vegas
yeah they want
that new fuccin arena
and who really cares
about a new arena
when the team
can't even claim a NBA ring
when a image
of Ron Artest
making an album
is more important
than trying
to clean up neighborhoods
of methamphetamine
And I say
welcome
to the city
where new development
and trendy resturaunts
dwell
is this place
heaven
or muthafuccin hell
YOU DECIDE
Happy Fuccin Halloween | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 8:05:01 PM | Garlic, Vamps And You!!
Horror Tuesday
Halloween
as the Celts
they say it's
All Hollows Eve
Earlier today
It was Vamps
on Tv
horror flicks
candyman and zombies
Later
Downtown
stuck in the
central library
And at the end
of another
hustle and grind day
I made my hungry
and excited ass way
down to the station
to catch da train
It was then
that a
HARDCORE
scent of garlic
hit my nostrils
with much more
INTENSITY
than a crack head
getting his first blast
Jesus
what the hell
is happening to me
For a second
I felt sympathetic
for those vamps
that have to endure
that shiit
It smells like
fuccin garlic out here!!
emenating its funky azz
all up in the greater atmosphere
on 12th and I street
right by that Thai cuisine
hey you
thai cuisine muthafuccas
we didn't deserve that shit
I should have kicked
that cook's ass
for burning up da garlic
on halloween
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Posted: 10/31/2006 8:15:52 PM | MJ Halloween
Bored and laughing
wondering
how Halloween
is going
for Michael Jackson
Wondering why nobody
ever shows Thriller
on Holloween
with his greasy
jerry curled ass hair
before that shiit
caught fire
wearing that old funkytronic suit
like his ass was a member
of Parliament Funkadelic
or on the Afrikan Bambaata crew
MJ
what the fucc is wrong with ya
no special Holloween spectacular
on pay per view
What the hell
you probably would make
a good trick or treater
scare all the kids away
Thriller Man!! | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 11:08:28 AM | Caffeine Caffeine
You rotten
Alkaloid
found in coffee and tea
do you stimulate me
to stay awake in class?
do you stimulate me
in wanting that ladys
fine azz?
you tell me
double shot
of cafe latte
espresso hit
like an uppercut
from a prize fighter
keep me awake
during the night
I feel like
I have frayed
nerve endings
Thanks a lot
caffeine
and thank you too
UC Davis
for employing students
that make
some of the best concoctions
on lattes
in the nor cal valley
I think
I need some sleep
from information
OVERLOAD
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Posted: 11/2/2006 11:12:06 AM | Talk Radio
Will put your azz
to sleep
when you need it
that soothing method
of hearing on air gossip
on topics and themes
so boring
sometimes
too political
sometimes
way too funny
sometimes
eerie and creepy
Talk Radio
either in the day
or the darkness
of the overnight
swingshift
of the witching shift
It's there
to put my ass
to sleep | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 11:19:55 AM | Are You Sure?
Someone said
that I remind them
of Charles Bukowski
I said
NEVER
as I kept
reading Bukowski's
Last night
of the Earth Poems
They insisted
that my style
was similar
I said
no way
so what
If I like to drink
and have women
around
to have fun
and play with
what's the distinction?
They said,
it's all of the above
You're just too real
for some people
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Posted: 11/2/2006 11:30:27 AM | Mood Elevation Music
(Ode to Steely Dan)
Donald Fagen
your lyric content is heavy
the music you supply
as a back drop
to your perspectives on life
is astonishing
your music
puts me in a romantic mood
a great interlude
to make me feel
like I was in a
pleasure dymaxion
of euphoric proportions
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Posted: 11/3/2006 8:42:01 PM | Action Packed Harrow
(An Ode to the CGI Disaster Crew)
Action packed films of today
suck azz
too much glory
of unrealistic themes
clean cut euro's
dressed to the nines
running away
or even walking away
from unrealistic situations
Like that movie Torque
was a bona-fide
piece of shiat
I mean
it was
CGI disaster
talking about
slapping
way too fuccin many
twenties on that stupid plot
and the awful FX
and jesus
why throw ice cube
in a flick
that he shouldn't
have been in
fuccin Torque sucks
and so does
that other movie
Crank too
Unrealistic CGI whores
go run
and do your stunts
in front
of your blue screen
you action weenies
in Hollyweird
shame on ya!! | |
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Posted: 11/3/2006 8:55:30 PM | WTF Is It
Part Nueve
Sci-Fi Ghost Hunt Live
BULLSHIAT
Sci-Fi
what the fucc is this?
A Six hour
live series
of potential
ghost hunting
revelations
at all places
a old ass
Hotel made famous
by the late great
stanley Kubric
idiolized by
Jack Nicholson
Shelley Duvall
made famous
known as
the Shining
WTF is wrong
with the creative board
that they would toss in
professional wrestler
CM PUnk
This show
was the twin brother
of the infamous
and most embarrased
Heraldo Rivera's
attempt
to find ancient relics
in the old Al Capone vaults
If there is a soul out there
that actually watched
this shiat
for its six hour entirety
without falling asleep
the drinks are free
courtesy
of Ripley's Belive It or Not | |
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