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 Ominius

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Bizarre Lyrics INC.
Posted: 9/9/2009 7:50:48 PM
Scissorman
Lyrics By:
XTC

Snipping, snipping, snipping
goes the scissor man

Putting end to evil doers games
Snipping, snipping, snipping
goes the scissor man

Maybe you are in his book of names
Maybe you are in his book of names

So be kind
and helpful to your mother

Just think twice
before you try to steal

When he cuts
with sticky silver snippers

You may find
the wounds will never heal

All self made bad boys
If you refuse
to believe he exist

You won't be frightened
when you find out

You're on his list
You're on his list
You're on his list

Snipping, snipping, snipping
goes the scissor man

Putting end to evil doers games
Snipping, snipping, snipping
goes the scissor man

Maybe you are in his book of names
Maybe you are in his book of names

So be good
and never poison people

Just think twice
before the deed is done

When you wake up
guilty in the morning

You may find important pieces gone

All self made bad boys
If you refuse
to believe he exist

You won't be frightened
when you find out

You're on his list
You're on his list
You're on his list
 Ominius

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Universal insights
Posted: 9/9/2009 8:07:19 PM
09/09/09
Universal Verses

Today was filled
with endurance and luck

A heavy payoff
is in the future
for hard work

A new era began
at the stroke of
midnight

The Foundation
of Empire has begun

The new faze
of intelligence
the scientific know how
is astounding

the endurance to push on
when haters threw wrenches
into my machine

I only repaired it with time
with patience
spirituality bound
personality profound

motivated and ambitious

lead
follow
or get the fucc
out my way
Bizarre Lyrics INC.
Posted: 9/9/2009 8:13:34 PM
A friend of mine kept a lead bar in his bedpost behind the wall at Jackson
Funny how all his front teeth were knocked out at the age of 18
By his ol man who didn't drink, was a drill sergeant in the army
And this is just an informal survey that I've gathered over the years
But 90 % of all violent predators duin long time
Got beat early and often by some male posing as a father
Or caregiver, and very few rise above the scars
Just a thought...that's all....good stuff
 Ominius

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Sad But True
Posted: 9/9/2009 8:16:57 PM
I agree, I also saw a show that was discussing the very thing you mentioned. A lot of anger issues no doubt
 60to70

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Sad But True
Posted: 9/9/2009 9:22:56 PM
Life is stupid, brutal and plain dumb. Nah. It is worth every hard moment? Isn't it? Frankly like an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped....I think that was Churchill describing Russia. lol
 Ominius

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like an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped....
Posted: 9/10/2009 6:04:06 PM
interesting perspective, unlock the mysteries of life......yes ugh hmmm...

 Ominius

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like an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped....
Posted: 9/14/2009 11:09:13 AM
WTF is This?!
Episode# 9.13.09
Sunday Mood

What was it
about yesterday
that had some people
acting crazy?

A day of folly
a day of NFL Sunday
a day of transgression
a day of stupor
a day of hard work
and diligence

The weather was gloomy
the leaves from the trees
have fallen
on my front yard
and I have to rake it all

The night was cold and windy
rainfall sprinkling

I tried to sleep
but other people
and their strange attitudes
just had me nodding my head
in disbelief

WTF is up with that?

some people should not drink whiskey
 Ominius

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like an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped....
Posted: 9/14/2009 11:23:50 PM
Physics Endurance Test
School Daze Part 2

To take the mind
and expand it
beyond the natural realm
of intelligence
takes patience
free will
and an open mind

Physics
and the laws and beliefs
of the philosophical nature
of what is real
and what could be fake

Calculations and formulas
theories and speculations
that could make your head spin

The words and formulas
to explain the universe
and the earth that abides
with it
is not obscene
to the layman
that refuses to use
the other parts
of the brain
to understand
the concept of it

Just a pain in the ass

Thanx for all the knowledge
Einstein

 Ominius

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Bizarre Nature Calls....
Posted: 9/19/2009 4:06:20 PM
WTF Is THis?
Episode#Fall Time Brawl
AKA
Sparrow Smackdown

Everyday
it seems that
there are a crew of sparrows
that love to periodically battle it out
amongst themselves
over turf
which happens to be
two lovely office trees
that sit on my front porch

one morning
at the crack of dawn
they were having
a heated argument

next thing you know
there was two sparrows
rolling around
battling it out
on the ground
little wings fluttering like mad and shit

They seem to do this
all the time

then they chill
on the branches

until the next battle begins......
 60to70

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Bizarre Nature Calls....
Posted: 9/19/2009 7:45:52 PM
Oh, this is so very nice and smile provoking. Ain't spiders spinning webs and eating their prey but so very explanatory and wonderful. Good stuff. Hello to you.
 wild1-1

Joined: 9/5/2009
Msg: 986
WTF
Posted: 9/19/2009 11:53:59 PM
I was here, read your stuff, and love it!

AWESOME!!!
 Ominius

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Grattitude....
Posted: 9/20/2009 4:04:47 PM
Thank you wild1
and hello 60-2-70, you know its always great hearing from you
 Ominius

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When Nature Goes Wrong.....
Posted: 9/20/2009 4:12:35 PM
After Sex Desserts

The other night
at the train station

I saw a preying mantis
feasting on another

I mean this thing
had pretty much devoured
its former partner

instead of post sex cuddling
and some off the wall
pillow talk

it was feasting time

The laws of nature
can be straight up barbaric



 Ominius

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Punx Rule
Posted: 9/20/2009 11:21:50 PM
Rave is Your Grave
Lyrics By:
Fleas and Lice

Rave Is Your Grave?
Just Buy It
And Believe The Lie

Rave Is Your Grave
You'll Fly
You Crash And Die

Get In Shape
And be A Raver
Cut Off Your Your Hair
Get It Together

Swallow Some XTC
Smile And Be Happy
Get To The Beat
Ignore Reality

Swallowed By The Crowd
You Feel The Heat
No Need To Think,
Just Repeat And Repeat

Get the Fuccing Brainwashed
By Meaningless Empty Tunes
Its So Fuccing Stupid
It Makes Me Want To Puke

 60to70

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Punx Rule
Posted: 9/21/2009 8:42:53 PM
Please do not check out before your are...eighty.Men have the wonderful ability to thrive uninterrupted by stupid hormones and mental pause. Think with the wings of your mind and never let stupidity become the bottom line. Women after the trial certainly do become like the coyote. Nature is the greatest and wisest of counsels. Rave on.
 Ominius

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wisdom
Posted: 10/1/2009 11:33:32 AM
why not check out after 90, or even 100?
 Ominius

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Cinematica
Posted: 10/1/2009 11:37:28 AM
FTW Cinema
September 2009

1.Grass (Documentary)
2.Chalk
3.Unrest
4.Bad to the Bone
5.Swimmers
6.Goliath
7.House on Haunted Hill
8.Night of the Demons
9.Inglorious Basterdz
10.The I Inside
11.Napoleon Dynamite
12.And Now For Something
Completely Different
13. The Hawk is Dying
14.Bad Lieutenant
15. The Boogeyman (Stephen King Version)
16.CJ7
17.Twilight Zone The Movie
18.The Deep End
19.Harlan County, USA
20.The Rules of Attraction
21.Chasing Amy
22.Evil
23.The Ten
24. Return of the War Room (documentary)
25.A Very Long Engagement
 Ominius

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Edumacation
Posted: 10/5/2009 8:26:11 PM
Bookstore Core
Lyrics By:
Scholastic Deth

Spend the whole day
Reading history books

I just can't
Get enough

TV rots my brain
(While) perspective is gained
By reading a book or two

Once a boozer
Now I'm a fuccing "loser"

I will stick
With my books

Whether its history
Or I/R theory

In each book
I'm enthralled

Even if I had

All the time
in the world

I doubt I could

Read all the
books I should

Bookstore Core!
Bookstore Core!
 60to70

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Edumacation
Posted: 10/6/2009 9:11:19 PM
AMEN to your last posting. When do I feel content? When I have a book at my fingertips. I also like real life but often the characters have outlooks I find mystifying and plain and simple dumb. Oh well.
 himynameisSarah

Joined: 5/27/2009
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Edumacation
Posted: 10/6/2009 9:14:29 PM
Content, happy, safe...
words mean nothing
when all you want is hate

for passion stirred
by the ****ing and quarreling
leads to great sex
mind-blowing offerings

so hate me tonight
love me tomorrow
don't come ****ing
when you get your dose of sorrow

because I'd rather make up
than be content
and I'd rather be a little mad
and let that anger spit
into his hips
as I jerk and thrust
reminding him at once
of this powerful lust
that many seek
yet few truly know
get me mad
we'll have a good show...
 Ominius

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Paradox
Posted: 10/7/2009 6:00:00 PM
return 0;
}

Incompetent, frustrated, insecure..
words mean everything
when all that is needed is love

For lust fiend
by the sucking up
and ass kissing
leads to no sex
mind numbing rejections

Please love me now
love me forever
please please please
come fuccing over
when you get your dose of labida

because I'd rather never break up
than to be desperate
and I'd rather be puszywhipped
than let loneliness sit in
away from her luscious lips

As I swagger like a bass
reminding her infinitely
of this hound dog thrust
that many avoid
yet many truly know
get me ecstatic

Let's Have a Party
 Ominius

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Revelacionz#1
Posted: 10/11/2009 12:18:43 PM
Butchers
Lyrics By:
Nausea

"Through all your research
there's still no cure
for a disease like you"

ulcerated eyes
show no glimmer of life
nor do they reflect
the pain inflicted by your knife

they're cancerous and bleeding
better off dead
vivisectionist
you must be sick in your head

he's a contract killer
for the company
to see how their products
will effect you and me

the gruesome way in which
these animals die
makes you wonder
what's in the products that you buy

from dogs forced to smoke your cigarettes
to the monkeys that suffer electrical shocks

their crying eyes
plead from inside a cage
tortured because
they'll never talk

repeat 2x

return 0;
{
 60to70

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Revelacionz#1
Posted: 10/11/2009 11:51:09 PM
Oh O. I do not ever support the use of animals to satisfy the safety of humans injesting any product. But many people do and you cannot make people care. You cannot. You can only pray that they suffer some good stuff and wake up and see how this first world lives in total denial of the undercurrents supporting the material madness. Keep on truckin, my young friend.
 Ominius

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Revelacionz#2
Posted: 10/14/2009 3:03:05 PM
yes, this is true. The fact that this song was written and created nearly 20 years ago shows that some people did care, a time I fondly remember when people rose up and questioned injustice before their eyes. I'm afraid we live in a time when people are too passive and way too focused on the welfare of obtaining of these products manufactured by multinational corporations themselves rather than the welfare of living beings.....

 Ominius

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Revelacionz#3
Posted: 10/14/2009 3:29:24 PM
CyberGod
Lyrics By:
Nausea


his omnipresent power
is felt in every home

feel his warm static embrace,
you'll never be alone

his flickering gaze
emanates the divine light

bathes his worshipers
each and every night

"don't worry, be happy"
you'll never have to choose

he will show you how to win
and show you why you lose

you know without his guidance
you surely would be lost

so feed him your compassion
to defray the cost

you are now...baptized
you are now...chastised
you are now...desensitized
you are now...lobotomized

praise the cybergod
for the pound of flesh you ate

praise the cybergod
for the gift of hate

praise the cybergod
to show what's right and wrong

praise the cybergod
you will make him strong

with his illusion
you will be king of your world

he will show you uses
for those naughty little girls

as for women
you can own the ones you'll never find

just sit back and leave
the real world behind

with all your money and fast cars
you'll surely lead the race

you'll sit at cybergod's right hand
and never fall from grace

in your imagination
you'll be the one to rule

but in the harsh reality
you're a media tool

you are now...baptized
you are now...chastised
you are now...desensitized
you are now...lobotomized

praise the cybergod...
for the fools you put in power
praise the cybergod...liar, usurper
praise the cybergod...for a false reality
praise the cybergod...for a world of misery
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