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 mtnwldflower

Joined: 10/23/2008
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Revelacionz#3
Posted: 10/14/2009 4:17:33 PM
^^^^^

I like angsty sh1t!
 floating down the river

Joined: 12/2/2007
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Revelacionz#3
Posted: 10/14/2009 8:32:03 PM
Keeping on keeping on
Jump on that keen mind of yours
Gumption, comsumpution
Corruption, false introductions
Ride that cynicality
Don't lose that edge
You call it straight
But you angle till the billard ball goes 7 cushions
and touches the red ball
One hell of a shot with words
Cynicality ain't no word
You'll find in the structurd worlds
Of the masses
But right on cue
You shoot
Definitely know your way around

*Alright that enough of me trying to be a poet. Good stuff.
 Ominius

Joined: 9/11/2006
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Twipornolistical
Posted: 10/15/2009 5:17:58 PM
Twi This

Twilight
A tale
of two different people
falling for each other

Bella and Edward freakin Cullenz
taboo romantic love interest
set against a set of vegan vampires

Bella
a naive gal
with a hermit as a dad police chief
Forks county

Fly with me
vampire man all creepy
the Collunz family
the feeders that want Bella
for a feast

Twilight has
its run of fanatics
that even take
the whole Bella thing
to unprecendented heights
of writing pornolistic twilight smut
Twiporn!!
 Ominius

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Not to be confused with this guy
Posted: 10/15/2009 6:40:37 PM
A Girl Like You
Lyrics By:
Edwyn Collins

I've never known a girl like you before

Now just like in a song from days of yore

Here you come a knocking
knocking on my door

And I've never met a girl
like you before

You give me just a taste
so I want more and more

Now my hands are bleeding
and my knees are raw

Now you've got me crawlin
crawlin on the floor

And I've never known a girl like you before

You've made me acknowledge
the devil in me

I hope to God
I'm talkin' metaphorically

Hope that I'm talkin' allegorically

Know that I'm talkin' about the way I feel

And I've never known a girl like you before

Never, never, never, never
Never known a girl like you before

This old town's changed so much
Don't feel like I belong

Too many protest singers
Not enough protest songs

And now you've come along
Yes you've come along

And I've never met a girl like you before

Yeah Its Alright
 60to70

Joined: 7/28/2008
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Not to be confused with this guy
Posted: 10/15/2009 7:39:46 PM
Hey O. I remember my partner saying that he missed basic generosity and kindness about 10 years ago when beer, cigs, etc. went way up in cost. Things have not improved... but both my partner and myself lived through the sixties and etc. and I still miss the intent. A lot. I agree with a British writer I am now reading. He felt that the experiment was over in 1974 and I agree. Its not about drinking and smoking but it is certainly about a very determined effort to break the backs of the less than fortunate. It is way past time for some kind of cleansing of this insanity. Peace. (and I do not mean that it is..."all good". Not a chance)
 Ominius

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2012 Universal Knowledge Riddle
Posted: 10/17/2009 8:10:49 AM
2012

2012
is the new Y2k

Another scam
planned out
by the forces at hand
to scare you silly

2012
another fantasy
of gloom and destruction
end of the world
like those big wig land sharks
floating atop
the elite power structure
want you to believe
subliminally
that it is over
for mankind

But it really is
the end
of their world
as we know it

The collapse
after the rebellion of truth
takes on epic proportions

Fit has hit the shan
the power forces
of desperate pig eat pig
master scheme at hand

Time is running out
for them and it shows
by these actions

NWO
War
H1Ni
Economical crisis
Chemtrails
Death Camps
Executive order 2028
Census
Confiscation of arms
power
attempted eradication of human rights

"Atlas Shrugged"
"1984"
"Metropolis"

the blueprint
of what is happening today

The temples and pyramids
can be duplicated
and assimilated
to symbolize that power

but can never be replicated
for the true tribes
of whom the Pyramids and temples
truly belong

 Ominius

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Freedom of Speech..Just Watch What You Say
Posted: 10/17/2009 8:45:47 AM
No Secret is Revealed
Reflections of JFK
April 27,1961

"The very word "secrecy"
is repugnant
in a free and open society

and we are as a people
inherently and historically
opposed to secret societies
to secret oaths
and of secret proceedings

We decided long ago
that the dangers
of excessive
and unwarranted concealment
of pertinent facts

far outweighed the dangers
which are cited to justify it

Even today
there is little value
in opposing the threat
of a closed society
by imitating its arbitrary restrictions

Even today
there is little value
in insuring the survival
of our nation
if our traditions do not survive with it

And there is very grave danger
that an announced need
for increased security

will be seized upon
by those anxious to expand its meaning
to the very limits
of official censorship and concealment

That I do not intend to permit
to the extent that it's in my control

And no official of my Administration
whether his rank is high or low
civilian or military
should interpret my words
here tonight
as an excuse to censor the news
to stifle dissent
to cover up our mistakes
or to withhold from the press
and the public
the facts they deserve to know

For we are opposed
around the world
by a monolithic
and ruthless conspiracy
that relies primarily on covert means
for expanding its sphere of influence

on infiltration
instead of invasion
on subversion
instead of elections,
on intimidation
instead of free choice
on guerrillas by night
instead of armies by day

It is a system
which has conscripted
vast human and material resources
into the building of a tightly knit
highly efficient machine
that combines
military
diplomatic
intelligence
economic
scientific
and political operations

Its preparations are concealed
not published

its mistakes are buried
not headlined

its dissenters are silenced
not praised

no expenditure is questioned
no rumor is printed
no secret is revealed

No President
should fear
public scrutiny of his program

For from that scrutiny
comes understanding
and from that understanding
comes support or opposition

And both are necessary

I am not asking
your newspapers
to support the Administration

but I am asking your help
in the tremendous task
of informing
and alerting the American people

For I have complete confidence
in the response and dedication
of our citizens
whenever they are fully informed

I not only could not
stifle controversy
among your readers
I welcome it

This Administration
intends to be candid about its errors
for as a wise man once said

"An error does
not become a mistake
until you refuse to correct it."

We intend
to accept full responsibility
for our errors

and we expect you
to point them out when we miss them

Without debate
without criticism

no Administration
and no country can succeed

and no republic can survive

That is why
the Athenian lawmaker Solon
decreed it a crime
for any citizen
to shrink from controversy

And that is why our press
was protected
by the First Amendment

the only business in America
specifically protected by the Constitution--

not primarily to amuse and entertain

not to emphasize the trivial and sentimental

not to simply "give the public what it wants"

but to inform
to arouse
to reflect

to state our dangers
and our opportunities

to indicate our crises and our choices
to lead
mold
educate
and sometimes even anger public opinion

This means
greater coverage
and analysis of international news

for it is no longer
far away
and foreign
but close at hand
and local

It means
greater attention
to improved understanding of the news
as well as improved transmission

And it means
finally
that government at all levels
must meet its obligation
to provide you

with the fullest possible information
outside the narrowest limits
of national security

And so it is
to the printing press

to the recorder of mans deeds
the keeper of his conscience
the courier of his news

that we look for strength and assistance

confident
that with your help

man will be what he was born to be

"FREE AND INDEPENDENT"
 60to70

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Freedom of Speech..Just Watch What You Say
Posted: 10/18/2009 9:25:56 PM
How eerie. I am doing this and watching the drama between Johnson and Jackie Kennedy at the time of JFK's death. Heres to you O.
 Ominius

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1st and Goal
Posted: 10/19/2009 11:19:06 PM
WTF Happened to Football?

What were the days
forever gone
when football
was all about getting smashed
on the field
on any given Sunday
and monday night

categorized
on who could get crushed
smashmouth hits

beer and food commercials
integrated with man humor

These days
it seems
that football
is too glamorized
players put on a pedestal
and gossip run
like diarhea of the mouth
from fanboy gossip hounds
that talk shit
about these players
over the loop sensation
in 24 hours
via EPSN
a sports version
of NNC

What the fucc
happened to football
you can't do this
you cant do that
or you'll get fined big
suspended
and talked about in the loop
for fuccin ever

who owns who
to say what they are told
on television

behold the bold
that told it like it was
and paid a price
in the long run

Warren Sapp
Ricky Williams

its all about the money
throwback jersey
gossip and publicity
numbers scores statistics
and fantasy
bookings and the great
point spread
and everything else
is athletically conscripted

hallelujah

Touchdown Muthafucca
 Ominius

Joined: 9/11/2006
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State of the Union Distress
Posted: 10/20/2009 11:40:53 PM
The Right to Go Insane
Lyrics By:
MeGaDeTh


I barely get to the graveyard shift on time
After pulling another grueling 9 to 5

I live from credit card to check
The paper money's whirling by

And I hardly just
Just barely
only just survive

I'm living on the edge
Reality is teetering

My mind is on the brink

How will I face the day tomorrow
If I can't make it through today

I've got nothing left to lose
but my sanity

And the right to go insane

I've got nothing left to lose
but my mind

I've got nothing left to choose

So I think I'll go insane

My stomach aches
Insufficient funds

My cheeks are gaunt
And my guts are overdrawn

My head pounds
Starvation's giving me the shakes

Too much squalor
Too much pressure
Now I'm getting pissed

I'm living on the edge

Reality is teetering
My mind is on the brink

How will I face the day tomorrow
If I can't make it through today

I've got nothing left to lose
but my sanity

And the right to go insane

I've got nothing left to lose
but my mind

I've got nothing left to choose

So I think I'll go insane
 Ominius

Joined: 9/11/2006
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Halloween Eve
Posted: 10/30/2009 4:49:22 PM
WTF Is This?!
Episode# Halloween Eve

People's actions today
are annoying me

I feel like a chick
with hot flashes

I'm annoyed
at other people's ways
of utilizing my skills today

I saw a man on the train
literally plucking off
his finger nails

And no, it wasn't a halloween gimmick

WTF
 60to70

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Halloween Eve
Posted: 10/30/2009 8:03:20 PM
I think the last time I looked
The requirement was easy
Vive la difference, it ain't me.
But, so what, let it roll.
 Ominius

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Likewise
Posted: 11/1/2009 1:05:50 PM
You know 60 I would have to agree with you on that statement. Even though it wasn't the best of days I sure had to bear and grin it. The best part was......
 Ominius

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?????
Posted: 11/1/2009 1:12:37 PM
...The witching hour of Halloween.

Something magical happened
there were three vibrations
of the positive

it will be revealed
in January
during the crux of winter solstice
the dawn of the new capricornus

2010
this is the year
of re acquaintance
with a previous lover

temporarily gone
only to resurrect
in a fury of passion

Its all about
the internal forces
of the universal karma machine

the universe to do
what is fate
and you'd be amazed
how things can go your way

That is all for today
grasshoppa
 Ominius

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?????2
Posted: 11/2/2009 6:40:29 PM
World of Windows

IBM
I am

Stuck with XP
and I don't give a damn

Didn't touch Vista
with a ten foot pole

7 may be
windows for dummies
with the convenience
and easiness of
plug and play
simplicity
built for numb nuts
that have no tech skills
and utilizing modified programs
that were previously
too much for their brains to handle
or comprehend
for that matter



 Ominius

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NFL Live
Posted: 11/2/2009 6:46:33 PM
#4 Blitz @ the Cheesedome

The cheese heads
they booed their one time
home town hero
all American quarterback
that put their town on the map

years later
he comes back to Lambeau
live from Minnesota
only to greet boos
and jeers
from the same people
that once idolized and praised him

He shook off the hate
and ran shit
on his old stomping grounds
so early
almost embarrassed the town
in relentless fashion
with a huge early win

This was an event
exploited to the brim
there was even a web cam stream
just to watch him
every second of the game

The hype is over
but will things ever be the same
for either the player or the town
that gave him fame?
 Ominius

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Cinematicus
Posted: 11/5/2009 2:39:49 PM
WTF Cinema
October 2009

1.Chan is Missing
2.Trans
3.Trick or Treat (2009)
4.American Buffalo
5.Frownland
6.Zombieland
7.Bamboozled
8.The Burning
9.Dim Sum
10.Kill the Poor
11.Shaolin Soccer
12.Half Baked
13.Twilight
14.The Harvest
15.Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
16.Life and Times of Guy Terrifico
17.Barstool Cowboy
18.Gretchen
19.Annie Hall
20.The Big Empty
21.Blind Flight
22.Bullet
23.Last Man Standing
24.Jump Tomorrow
25.U-Carmen
26.Hallucinations Deranged Mind
27.Mad Max
28.Man of the Century
29.Naked in New York
30.This Old Dark House
31.Gas-s-s-s
32.Space Is the Place
33.The Big Bang
34.The Rundown
35.Night of the Living Dead (68 Version)
 Ominius

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Yesterday's Hits, Today's Reality
Posted: 11/6/2009 12:24:07 PM
Automatic
Lyrics By:
The Pointer Sisters

Look what you're doing to me
I'm utterly at your whim
All of my defenses down

Your camera looks through me
With its X-ray vision
And all systems run aground

All I can manage
to push from my lips
Is a stream of absurdities

Every word I intended to speak
Winds up locked in the circuitry

No way to control it
It's totally automatic
Whenever you're around

I'm walking blindfolded
Completely automatic

All of my systems are down
Down, down, down

Au-to-mat-ic (automatic)
Au-to-mat-ic (automatic)

What is this madness
That makes my motor run
my legs too weak to stand?

I go from sadness
To exhilaration
Like a robot
at your command

My hands perspire
and shake like a leaf
Up and down goes my temperature

I summon doctors to get some relief
But they tell me
there is no cure

They tell me

No way to control it
It's totally automatic
Whenever you're around

I'm walking blindfolded
Completely automatic

All of my systems are down
Down, down, down

(Automatic)
(Automatic)
Au-to-mat-ic (automatic)
Au-to-mat-ic (automatic)

Au-to-mat-ic
Au-to-mat-ic
Au-to-mat-ic
Au-to-mat-ic (automatic)

Look what you're doing to me
I'm utterly at your whim
All of my defenses down

Your camera looks through me
With its X-ray vision
And all systems run aground

All I can manage
to push from my lips
Is a stream of absurdities

Every word I intended to speak
Winds up locked in the circuitry

No way to control it
It's totally automatic
Whenever you're around

I'm walking blindfolded
Completely automatic
All of my systems are down
Down, down

No way to control it
It's totally automatic (automatic)
Whenever you're around (automatic)

I'm walking blindfolded
Completely automatic (automatic)
All of my systems are down
Down, down

(Automatic)
(Automatic)
(Automatic)

 Ominius

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Yesterday's Hits, Today's Reality 2
Posted: 11/8/2009 6:34:51 PM
Some Like It Hot
Lyrics By:
Power Station

We want to multiply
are you gonna do it?

I know you're qualified
are you gonna do it?

Don't be so circumscribed
are you gonna do it?

Just get yourself untied
are you gonna do it?

Feel the heat
pushing you to decide

Feel the heat

burning you up
ready or not

Some like it hot
and some sweat
when the heat is on

Some feel the heat
and decide that they can't go on

Some like it hot
but you can't tell how hot
'til you try

Some like it hot
so let's turn up the heat
'til we fry

The girl is at your side
are you gonna do it?

She wants to be your bride
are you gonna do it?

She wants to multiply
are you gonna do it?

I know you won't be satisfied
until you do it

Feel the heat
pushing you to decide

Feel the heat

burning you up
ready or not

Some like it hot
and some sweat
when the heat is on

Some feel the heat
and decide that they can't go on

Some like it hot
but you can't tell how hot
'til you try
Some like it hot
so let's turn up the heat
'til we fry

Feel the heat
pushing you to decide

Feel the heat
burning you up
ready or not

Some like it hot
and some sweat
when the heat is on

Some feel the heat
and decide that they can't go on

Some like it hot
but you can't tell how hot
'til you try

Some like it hot
so let's turn up the heat
'til we fry

Some like it hot
some like it hot

Some like it hot
some like it hot

 60to70

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Yesterday's Hits, Today's Reality 2
Posted: 11/8/2009 7:31:20 PM
Whew to that last one. Glad I got to look at my child. Very glad. Glad I had the opportunity to experience his young life and glad that he could go living without me. Very glad. And happy for anyone who sees their first child for the very first time. No comparison to anything else to those who welcome the experience.
 Ominius

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Yesterday's Hits, Today's Reality 3
Posted: 11/10/2009 4:32:41 PM
Securicor
Lyrics By:
CRASS


I'm a private in a private army (8x)

I am working for securicor
Take the money
and come back for more

I want to do it
cause I know I should

For the customer
and the common good

I walk around
with a big Alsation

He'll re-arrange you
with no provocation

And I'm the bugger
who has got the lead

You'll have to be bright
if you want to get at me

Securicor cares
Securicor cares
Securicor scares the shit
out of you

Do you want to come closer?

I block the pavement
with my club and hat

I deal in money
that you can't get at

You want to use me
cause I'm up for rent

Well Tough shit
cause I'm real busy

You ought to know me
cause I've been a cop

Out at the army
where I learned a lot

Some kids still chuckle
when they see my van

But it's not all money sonny
you want to come closer?

Securicor cares
Securicor cares

Securicor scares the shit
out of you

Do you want to come closer?
DO YOU WANT TO COME CLOSER?

Well I'm a private in a private army
I'm a private in a private army
I'm a private in a private army
I'm a private in a private army

I'M A PRIVATE

IN A PRIVATE

ARMY

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 Ominius

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Tales of the Pawn Game
Posted: 11/10/2009 10:41:44 PM
Executable Orders

It was time
to execute the pawn
behind someone else's
killing spree

Like Kennedy
Like King

another human being
sacrificed
to the system
that is hipocritical
of the term

"Practice what you preach"

Live from death row
peace on earth
for the victims families
that watched that man die

But not for that brotha though

snipers and DC
a gulf war vet man
and a young immigrant boy

Just their luck
condemned and
systematically fucced

even though
all witnesses claimed
that the true sniper
was a white male
driving a white paneled
Truck

Truly
WTF
 Ominius

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Yesterday's Hits, Today's Reality 4
Posted: 11/13/2009 12:11:14 AM
Vietnam is Back
Lyrics BY:
Aus Rotten

They're fighting another war
at our cost

They're fighting another war
at our cost

Bodies fill the bloody streets

Bodies fill the bloody streets

They want another war...
Vietnam is back

Barricades and tear gas
to keep us all in line

Barricades and tear gas
to keep us all in line

They make themselves
seem innocent

They make themselves
seem innocent

They want another war...
Vietnam is back

Stand up against the mass

Stand up against the mass

Don't support them anymore

Don't support any fuccing war

They want another war...

Vietnam is back
 Ominius

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Things That Make You Go Hmmm........
Posted: 11/13/2009 12:22:48 AM
You Decide

H1N1
an estimated
4000 dead
is it the "flu"
or is it
the vaccine
like in 1976?

You Decide....
 Ominius

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Post 2000-2008 era........
Posted: 11/13/2009 10:09:25 AM
The Last Sucker
Lyrics By:
MiNiStRy

Born and raised in the USA
I got a different type of DNA

I got a bloodline
from Texas to Maine

We run the world
like a parlor game

I got twins
and a Stepford wife

I never had to work
a day in my life

I never studied
but I got my degree

I never had to
with my family tree

Now I'm the last sucker

Now I'm the last one

No longer in charge
Of anyone!

I got others tell me what to say
I'm like an actor in a tragic play

They give me speeches
I cant understand

It doesn't matter
As long as no one else can

Now I'm the last sucker

Now I'm the last one

No longer in charge
Of anyone!

Last sucker
sorry fuccer

Nice try

Last sucker
Sorry fuccer

Bye bye

Now it's my turn
for something to say

You made me king
so I could have my way

The people hate me
and I don't know why

They hate me more
with each and every lie

Now I'm the last sucker

Now I'm the last one

No longer in charge
Of anyone!

Last sucker
Sorry fuccer

Nice try

Last sucker
Sorry fuccer

Bye bye
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