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Posted: 11/21/2006 3:30:31 PM | WTF Is It
Part 10
Kramer Done Lost
His Muthafuccin Mind
Michael Richards
WTF is this?
Looks like your washed up ass
went ballistic on stage
calling out hecklers
with your racist tirades
what the fucc
is wrong with you?
watching you
on tv
used to be so much fun
but after seeing
how you REALLY were
that night
you're no different
from any other
racist scum
Maybe that guy
that heckled you was right
when he told you
that what you said
was uncalled for
and that you haven't had
any work since Seinfeld
maybe you really aren't
funny after all
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| WTF
Posted: 11/21/2006 4:22:40 PM | PhilOsoPhy of GlitChKore
sOUnD CoLLaGe
AKA TaPe muSiC soUNd SCuLpTing, SaMplIng
(Ode To All the Tapeheads)
words written by IshKUR
ANd sAMpLeD by OmIniUs
"to the anarchistic,
culture jamming,
kopyright
liberating
post-punk
pranksters
who make it known
that music is free,
sampling is an end
in itself,
not a means.
It is both art,
canvas,
paint
and brush.
But it is more
than just a form of music.
It is an ideology,
encapsulated
within the fundamental belief
that art is an expression,
not property.
It is to be explored,
not controlled.
Yet this simple recognition
of the aesthetic
worshipping of sonic liberty
has made it
the most illegal
music in the world.
But you know what?
They don't care.
They will sample
anything
they damn well please.
You can not stop them.
They will sample your hit single.
They will sample you
complaining about
sampling your hit single.
They will sample you
trying to stop them
from sampling your hit single.
And when you sue them,
they will sample that too.
They will take anything
that fuels culture
and powers society,
and appropriate it
for their own uses.
To them,
anything you say
is simply raw material."
You damn right sucka!!
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Posted: 11/23/2006 3:42:34 PM | Lost In Sensation
Sophia Coppola
following in her daddy's
footsteps
directing controversial
and cutting edge films
This story
of two married strangers
running into each other
in a hotel in Tokyo
One a middle aged actor
that has no clue
what to do
because he can't speak
a word of Japanese
One a wife
of a funky photographer
often left
to play the role
of the lady
on the outside
looking in
to his fast paced
and adulterous lifestyle
Both find them selves
running in a land
of the lost
in translation
and my intuition
to find out
that mystery
of what he
whispers into her ear
Bill Murray
For christ sakes
what did you say? | |
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| WTF
Posted: 11/23/2006 3:52:13 PM | 21 Grams Of Filth
Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu's
compelling
dark
and often depressing
film all mixed up
like memento
but with a slower pace
A man
spiritual to the core
falls from grace
after two girls
and their father
is ran down and killed
after a drunk driving stint
He loses his faith
goes downhill
a dying man
gets the slain father's heart
he tracks down the widow
the widow turns into a junkie
the junkie widow and transplant guy
the get together
and nearly kills the guy who lost
his faith.......
if you wanna know
what happens next
rent the muthafuccin
video | |
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| WTF
Posted: 11/24/2006 12:33:33 PM | Hollyweird Squares
THis EpIsOdE
ThE DaZe Uv HoUr LiVeZ
StArRiNg
BrAnGeLiNa
Through the hour glass
of time
it seems
that the only
thing the hollyweird
gossip[whores] on tee Vee
talk about
is either you madonna
or even worse yet
Brangelina
Starring
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
in a fantasy tale
of love success
and most important of
them all
Salvation
For that African boy
that they have the
stalker heels of the
yellow journalists of
tee veee
having a field day
of what they do
where they go
what they say
and who they know
damn
even the name
is so cliche
remember the time
when
Bennifer
was the thing to be
and it ass sucks
on national TEE VEE
Who really gives
a fucc
you probably feel
the same way
BRANGELINA | |
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| WTF
Posted: 11/25/2006 9:51:00 PM | Deja Blu
I See You Too
Bruckheimer
Deja-Vu
the latest chapter
in your movie R-senal
This time
it seems
that you
outdid
yourself
this time
give the audience
that mystery mix
I saw 3
versions
of your history
in film making
and stints on television
It was like
CSI:New Orleans
mixed in with some
Enemy of the State
and a little tint
of The Hunt For Red October
and some super stunts
of automobiles
blowing themselves up
time through wormholes
clever indeed
and a good performance
by Denzel Washington
to dance his way
through the parrallels
of nano technology
as in some scenes
you will see
the after effects
of that whore
of a hurricane
Too bad
they couldn't use
that same technology
to prevent
Hurricane Katrina | |
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| WTF
Posted: 11/27/2006 10:02:04 PM | Flip This
(Mi Finger)
Real estate clans
with that heavy
cash flow
you buy up
them old
run down houses
even if they are
occupied
kisk them tenants out
remodel the joint
and then
Flip it
for a higher price
on the shitty
housing market
Some of you fuccers
make me sick
don't worry about
habitat
only how much you
can
Flip a house
like houses
were dope
you sleazy azz
real estate whores
succ off
mi mandigo | |
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| WTF
Posted: 11/27/2006 10:09:46 PM | Ominius Fucced Up
(Deja Vu Review)
I said
Hunt for Red October
I really meant
muthafuccin
Crimson Tide | |
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| WTF
Posted: 11/27/2006 10:48:28 PM | Drowning
In Your Liquid Shit
You alcoholic
you are drowning
in your own shit
I see it
I hear it
in your voice
on the telephone
you must have
fucced
that bottle
gave it a blowjob
between your lips
sucking that
bottle kok
sucking out
the sea men
liqour shit
suck that bottle
you giddy whore
you are
drowning
in your own shit
and don't even know it
leave that bottle alone
before da bottle leaves you
dead  | |
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| WTF
Posted: 11/27/2006 11:01:02 PM | When They Died
When the Show
Friends
was forever
cast off to
has been tv show purgatory
I was glad
I was estatic
I was fanatical
with relief
I remember
back in the day
when I had to sit
with my ex girlfriend
and watch this shit
It was horrible
I wanted to have sex
but she didn't
she was watching
Friends
I was hoping
that shit
would soon end
that gal
she had my nutts
in a sling
watch this episode
or you gets no punani
so I had to watch this show
against my will
and couldn't simply wait
for the day
when that show
would get killed and die
and die it did
no more
coffee shops
and annoying
muthafuccin
jennifer aniston
and that freak
courtney koks
And those guys
they were all
fags
especially joey
and the execs
at the studios
had this ill conceived
notion
that they could
spin off that suckaz character
living in all places
LA
like that concept
was gonna fly anyway
that shit didn't last
more than one day
WTF was all that about?
I wonder
Doesn't matter
because that shit
is finally off the air
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| WTF
Posted: 11/27/2006 11:13:11 PM | That Other
White meat
Pork is bad around here
two cases
of food poisoning
from two
different people
in one day
one from
a mexican resturaunt
on Franklin Blvd
Another case
from a resturaunt
on Del Paso BLVD
THE CULPRIT:
Two pork chops
one pork taco
one pork burrito
food poisoning
it sucks
resturaunts
they need to keep
their food in check
and why
do people eat
fuccin pork chops anyway
or the filthy pig
for that matter
do they not know
that this swine
is full of T worms
that will fucc
your intestines up?
Fucc the other
White meat | |
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| WTF
Posted: 11/28/2006 4:05:11 PM | Musik Candy Fantasy
In that record store
at the end of Haight st
San Francisco
lies
Amoeba records
the aisles and isles
of music
the dollar racks
filled to the brim
with a plethora
of artists bands musicians
you can become
a junkie in that place
like a casino
leaving your ass broke
upon exiting
the establishment
with your latest
musical dope
rushing off
to take a hit
off that new sound
it's like gambling
with unknown product
its always a risk
it can either go
two ways
It rocks
or
It Sucks ass
more than a
meth addicted
porn star
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| WTF
Posted: 11/28/2006 4:24:38 PM | Junkies Gone Wild!!
The deal went sour
supposedly went to hell
really can't tell
what the hell happened
crusty funky
dirty white guy
yelling his
meth induced rage
upon
the gritty mexican dude
and all the guy did
was rant
even raved
how bad he
was gonna kick
that dude's ass
but the two cowards
they just went
their separate ways
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| WTF
Posted: 12/1/2006 5:59:40 PM | Ill Behavior
She has
that ill behavior
She's a nutt
she's a mutt
acting like
a rabid houndog
what's wrong
with this one
she's a piece of work
all baggage
and even more
baggae literous
She's crazy
she'll drive you
completely insane
if you play
into her delusional game
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| WTF
Posted: 12/1/2006 6:26:45 PM |      
Xmas
what does it all mean
when all the gifts
are over priced
pieces of shit
that some one you
gave that over priced
piece of shit to
will most likely
hate the gift
then want to take
that thing back
to where it came from?
some of you gift givers
this year
will either take
the high road
or the low road
at the reality
of the wave of rejection
of their attempt to please someone
Like my dad
one year
he gave me some clothes
that he thought
would look good on me
and I bought him a tie
that I thought
that he would wear
but never did
nor did I smell
that cheap ass cologne
that I bought
because the package
was cool looking
It goes both ways
with some families
sometimes
it's better
to get that gift card
or better yet
give me some
muthafuccin cash
I need it
So there's
no need
to drive all over town
like speed demon maniacs
trying to score
that new game console
or that nano tech stuff
Give my ass
a gift card
to Fry's Electronics
Or Radio Shack
Maybe Dimple Records
Or some concert tickets
to two shows
I gotta see this month
back 2 back
thursday nights
in a row
I would love
to sit here and chat
but a muthafucca
has gotta go
to the show
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Posted: 12/4/2006 9:27:41 AM | PopKoRn KaNdY
Too much popcorn
a nice box of Kandy
to mix with that
buttered popcorn
That doll
sitting next to me
she likes
the popcorn
the butterfinger candy
the fruit punch drink
she's tearing
the popcorn up
like I had the munchies
Waiting for
this damn movie
to start........... | |
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| WTF
Posted: 12/4/2006 9:49:51 AM | ...................
That's what my
train of thought
felt like
after my eyes
were treated
to a stunning film
The Fountain
by director
Darren Aronofsky
Full of life
Hope
Determination
Death
Tragedy
Love
At times
that shit
was like
some new wave
zen buddha master shit
I fell into
deep meditation
under this film
or damn near passed out
so relaxing
after the movie
The baby doll
had the nerve to say
that I wasn't meditating
off the film
but off the dam trees
I was smoking
before da show
WTF ever
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Posted: 12/4/2006 11:05:55 PM | Missed
I hate
when I miss
a good gig
especially if it's a band
that you hardly ever see
anymore
like Primus
and I missed
one rare oppurtunity
I felt like kicking myself
straight in the ass
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Posted: 12/4/2006 11:17:44 PM | WTFU
AKA
Don't call me no muthafuccin poet
Don't consider it
I AM NOT
A poet
Call me a wordsmith
a constructor
of lyrical form
if you will
But don't call me
a poet
poets are weirdos
I've hung out
with my fair share
of poets
women poets
they amaze me
they have this
self righteous dignity
some believe
that you can't make money
writing poetry
that's why
you can't call me
no muthafuccin poet
poets have ego's
especially the performance kind
I admit
I did that spoken word performance shit
it's a realm of its own making
some poets believe they are superstars
on a forum tip
some of these said poets
are weak as full as shit
What can I say
the freakiest ladies
I've ever had
were "poets"
Alcoholics and weed heads
they unite
to write on paper
on napkins
on what ever they felt
to let that ink rain their thoughts
Some poets
they got that
twilight zone
"I must have a
identical twin
because one minute
I act like I know ya
the next minute
I act like I don't"
bizarre mentality
They love to flake
oh they love to flake
and
LIE
oh can they LIE
I have seen
many a well known poet
to lie their ass off
in the public domain
on that makeshift
proverbial soap box
you call a stage
Poets sell chapbooks
like they were hoping
to cash in
maybe to help
with their second defense
against missed meals
Don't call me
a muthafuccin poet
because I handle business
and business takes care
of itself
I'll write many books
but won't sell it
to them muthafuccas
call me a comedian
a joker
a retard
anything
but a poet
Por Fa Fuccin Vor!! | |
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| WTF
Posted: 12/6/2006 9:21:10 PM | Dark Spotlight in the Midst
The Full moon
it can make
some fools
out of some
of us
yes it does
ever since
Monday
The nights
they have
been full of frenzy
mis understandings
jealousy and rage
betrayal and lies
The fool moon
you can see it rise
in the pitch black dark
You know what
to not expect
on a full moon night
The freaks
they come out
acting like jokers
and retards
bent on a variation
on a theme
you see it all the time
on the streets
when it's a fool moon
Hurry up and run your course
through the cosmic slop
and go the hell away
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| WTF
Posted: 12/6/2006 9:35:28 PM | WTF Is IT?
Part Eeleven
KJ & KF
The yellow journalist
television smut
of celebrity gossip
Known as
E!
had a funny story
how a metamorph of a
porno skank
by the name
of Kendra Jade
is having
"relations"
with the
2006 version
of Vanilla Ice
known as
K-Fed
Like I'm so
Totally
"Fed" up
with this whole
"shocking revelations"
these said parasitic
inducers of nosy
in your bizness
celebrity gossip shows
that have nothing better
to do
than to fill our heads
with garbage
with said filler
of nonsense
like its a great
revelation to the masses
that porno skank
"get in where you fit in"
oppurtunists
mix it up
with the latest hype of
rockstars or athletes
actors or actressess
I mean reaally
who gives a damn
about limited time only
performers (And I use that term loosely)
that think
they are the kings and queens
of the universe
get the fucc outta here
and go do some dope
or get drunk and drive
like most of you celebrities do
off camera
Again.... | |
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| WTF
Posted: 12/6/2006 9:40:02 PM | You rawk bud...
Been following your thread Everytime you post..........
LOVE iT....
Keep em comin'....
But As long stupid roams
a hall just they see..
Always a place...
For you and for me....
Like the thread.....
What the Fvck?????
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Posted: 12/8/2006 10:19:29 AM | | Thanx to all who respond | |
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| WTF
Posted: 12/8/2006 10:31:24 AM | Old Skool Surrealism
Circa 1938
there was a film
in black and white oddyssey
a tale of war
an intricate cast
of loyal soldiers
fighting against
each other
as if they
were really chess pieces
on the board game of hell
Sergei Eisenstein
the result
Alexander Nevsky
the cinematic sequences
transitions
a magical
piece of eye kandy
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| WTF
Posted: 12/8/2006 10:39:35 AM | WTF is It
part 12
Girls......
WTF is wrong with ya
Girls Gone Wild
Back in style
even after one
of those so called
GGW's sued
the pants
off the creators
after they exposed
her identity
and that's what gets me
act all nasty
drunk nasty white girls
mexican girls
chinese girls
whatever girls
to go get
freak stank nasty
with the local klock
or maybe with each other
drunk and high
and who knows what else
the fucc you freaks do
my question is
WTF is wrong with you
hypocrite of slut performance
you are the disturbance
when you are so afraid
of revealing who
you really are
maybe to keep
that skeleton in your closet
from exposure and shame
from friends colleagues
worst yet
your husband
boyfriends
or parents
go have another shot of rum
kummmbukc-et | |
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