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 tiredofheadgames
Joined: 8/6/2006
Msg: 26
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This is a quote from a secret source...his identity cannot be revealed or a warped person may hurt him....but damn i laughed hard, and hot coffee coming out my nose hurt.

"if a woman speaks, and no one is pretending to listen, is she still right?"
 warrped18
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 27
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 11:10:38 AM
"if a woman speaks, and no one is pretending to listen, is she still right?"


Tiredofheadgames....one could ask this question about men.....

"If a man speaks, and NO ONE IS LISTENING, is he still wrong?"

The answer is YES to both questions. A woman is always right & a man is only right when a woman tells him he is. The sooner you accept this the better things will be.

By the way BC always listens...therefore I'm right...sometimes he has to process it for a few hours to realize it.
 Brad II
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 28
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 1:01:33 PM
heh...that's a good one...a woman being right. i laughed for a good 5 minutes there!

we pretend to listen, we pretend she's right, we pretend to care...it's amazing that a little pretending can get us what we want.

here's another quote for you! "a woman may be able to fake an orgasm, but only a man can fake a relationship."
 Brad II
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 29
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 1:09:11 PM
what?

they send you to hell for telling the truth now?

sheesh...try and bring enlightenment to the masses and they make you drink hemlock.
 xrayneex
Joined: 6/12/2006
Msg: 30
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 1:12:51 PM
usually i don't wake up in the middle of the night, i just can't actually fall asleep... at least as of late, unless it's the weekend.. heh.

and at those points, when i can't sleep... i wonder,

should i just start reading again?

should i get up and watch tv? there has to be SOME sorta crappy movie on...

should i get up and put on some music...

do i really want to get outta bed?

do i have to pee?

is the dog in bed with me or is she sleeping in her tent?

why does my cat insist on taking over my pillow for himself when there is SOOO much more bed for him to have?
 SPAZTIC
Joined: 6/27/2006
Msg: 31
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 1:27:55 PM
I sometimes wake up wondering if my eyesight is bad because of what my mom told me about masterbation... my palms are hairless but I can barely see...

I also ponder the meaning of the word meaning... you know what I mean?
 sunshinemae
Joined: 9/11/2006
Msg: 32
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 1:29:31 PM
Why the hell did I dream that?



I need something, but I am unsure of what exactly that is...
 warrped18
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 33
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 1:44:10 PM
"a woman may be able to fake an orgasm, but only a man can fake a relationship."


Bradley, Bradley, Bradely.......I faked a relationship for 12 years & others have done it longer...you guys are just now starting to figure out how to do it. We have been pretending for years & have it perfected.

The truth is only what we let you believe it is.

OT: I often ponder how I can grope more @ss in one day.
 tizzabelle
Joined: 9/8/2005
Msg: 34
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 1:46:40 PM
^^^ find a bigger one...hehehe ;)



I also ponder my next days activities and what NEEDS to get done.
 KIWI3nme
Joined: 6/6/2006
Msg: 35
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 2:09:17 PM
ARE THE KIDS ROAMING AROUND IN THE CUPBAORDS AGAIN??

wtf is my man??????????? (as i spread eagle on the bed and hear him snoring on the couch) ahh another night with the neighbors lol......
 -simona-
Joined: 8/19/2006
Msg: 36
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 2:16:49 PM
How long is too long
How long is long enough
How long this going to prolong -whatever lol
 Sweet-Sunshine
Joined: 4/19/2006
Msg: 37
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 2:17:53 PM
does this 'nakedness' make me look fat?
Should I check my mail?

Do I have mail?

Who else is up?

POF, who the hell mails people in the middle of the night?

Did I turn off that IM thing...........?

Did I pay the internet bill........................shiot...........get up and go check...NOW!!!!!
 whodeletedme
Joined: 11/26/2005
Msg: 38
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 2:30:29 PM
ponder isn't the correct word,......grumble is more like it.

Why can't I ever sleep more than a max of one hour at a time?
When will this freakin' &*$^(%(# ringing in my ears go away???? ( I haven't been at a LOUD ROCK CONCERT for years!)
WHEN oh WHEN will my teenage son return to the nice, caring, respectful, intelligent child he used to be?
Is my cat that my WHACKED out old neighbour stole still alive and well???
What bills have been paid? Which ones still remain? Why is there always more month left at the end of my cheques??
When will my boss appreciate my dedication and work efforts instead of catering to those who are... "let's be more polite and say" um,.... less energetic????
When will I get to win the lottery?
When will " he who can't be named" drop dead?
Will I go to hell for always actually making that my first wish in life?
No wonder I can't sleep!!!!!
 SPAZTIC
Joined: 6/27/2006
Msg: 39
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 2:38:34 PM
I like to ponder what life would be like if I was Dr Suess...

Would my winkie be pinkie and always stinky? would my Stinky pinkie winkie be named Minkie?
if Minkie, my stinky pinkie winkie was a slinky, would Minkie shrinkie I thinky??
 KIWI3nme
Joined: 6/6/2006
Msg: 40
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 3:03:57 PM
luke luck likes to lick lakes...

lick lakes luke luck likes...

what do you call two tweedle beatles having a battle??

a tweedle beatle battle....

what do you call a tweedle beatle battle in a puddle??

a tweedle beatle battle in a puddle all fuddled muddled...

what do you call a tweedle beatle battle with paddles in a puddle??

a tweedle beatle paddle battle in a puddle all fuddled muddled

sighhhhhh I THINK TO MUCH...

IS IT QUITTIN TIME YET??
 whodeletedme
Joined: 11/26/2005
Msg: 41
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 3:12:07 PM
Ponder about someone alive....you might sleep better at night.


see MY post

,.When will " he who can't be named" drop dead?

see...apparently NOT HAHAHAHAHAHA

as above,...yet another thing to ponder.......... ahhh TWEEDLE,.


FREE TWEEDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 samadongshi2
Joined: 6/22/2006
Msg: 42
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 4:00:44 PM
nope nothing to ponder... my head hits that pillow and I am out like a light in 5 minutes.
U can be talking u head off and I may agree but nothing is registering as sleep is what I want and nothing else.
 Lookin4umydear
Joined: 9/12/2005
Msg: 43
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 9:54:58 PM
I gotta go pee go back to sleep it's 4am No gotta pee go back to sleep it's 5am
I GOTTA PEE!!!!!!!!
Shoulda gone at 3am and coulda slept most of the night
 Sir Sammy Dreams
Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 44
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 10:06:30 PM
i ponder why i got two hands around my cocc
when theres only space for one
 misseyes
Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 45
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 10:09:06 PM
Last night's ponderings..

Will my stuff survive the move? BWAHAHA... *sighs*
Am I doing the right thing by moving? I'll tell you next week
Will I make new friends in Vancouver? I'll tell you after I survive a PoF party there

Tonight's ponderings.. who knows. As long as I can sleep without nightmares, I might be okay.
 canadianredneck
Joined: 11/11/2005
Msg: 46
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 11:11:59 PM
Will I light the bed on fire again having a smoke? Smoke alarms are a good invention I'll say. Yes it was drama in real life...................I would have accepted stupid writen on my forehead that night!
 justasassyone
Joined: 8/4/2006
Msg: 47
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 9/27/2006 11:20:18 PM
I lay awake and wonder what more I can do to make my ailing mom feel better

I lay awake wanting my beautiful awesome niece to be as happy as she deserves to be

I lay awake trying to find ways to help my mom with her housework as well as taking care of my house as well.

I lay awake worrying about my kids safety.. my dogs safety.. my family's safety.. and wanting them all to be happy
 liz50
Joined: 9/1/2006
Msg: 48
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 10/2/2006 12:47:43 PM
Don't do that last thing to yourself! You are really pretty, and if the men you've met so far are not seeing that, then they're not looking.
Maybe they're not intelligent enough to see someone who doesn't post boob shots!
Hang in there. It just takes one.... the right one. Don't compromise.

Msg for "misseyes"
 Islandsugar
Joined: 1/1/2006
Msg: 49
What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 10/2/2006 1:11:16 PM
I have my bedroom... set for zen... I sleep and wake up in the morning... BUT sometimes like lately... (CURIOUS you know what Im talkin about gurl) I have trouble getting to sleep because my mind works overtime... and my phone hehehe


I think.. should I ... shouldnt I? Will it happen... wont it? Why and when?
Do people think about it as much as I do? Am I mentally insane? maybe... probably... yea definately... Man my back hurts.. damn Im going to have to click my shoulder back into place in the morning....I think I have to pee...now im thirsty.. Check on the kids.. check the door...
then back to ... will it happen.. I want it to happen right now.. ffs get out of my head.. and in my bed!!!

other times.. I think about havin sex in a school bus......

yea thanks for that... sheesh... like I need more fantasies!!!
 curiousgal43
Joined: 7/6/2005
Msg: 50
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What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 10/2/2006 1:26:54 PM
let me guess...

you are fantasizing about the school bus that drives by 'The Park'??




sometimes I ponder late at night...

one fish, two fish,
red fish, blue fish...

is the special fishy here for me?
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