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| What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 3/10/2007 1:42:17 PM | I ponder if I will get tooo used to having the whole bed to myself....
I ponder if I will cook a full course meal for other than my grown kids....
I ponder if summer will be just wonderful, warm and busy.....
I ponder if............ | |
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| What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 3/11/2007 10:49:33 AM | I ponder what goes on in my fridge when I close the door.
I think the pickles are getting it on with the sundried tomatoes.
I've had to store the celery and carrots far apart, they just
can't get along. Not going to bother asking what the dijon
gets up to, i'm afraid to ask. The milk is not talking, and the
eggs have this permanently guilty look...
Won't even start on the freezer. | |
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| What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 3/11/2007 4:32:04 PM | - If piano players are called pianists, why aren't race car drivers called racists?
- Where did the mold for the Barbie Doll come from?
- Do the missing socks from the dryer somehow morph into extra metal coat hangers in my closet?
- How did I miss that long black hair on my chin that looks long enough to use as a fishing lure?
- Does Borat secretly want me?
- Are my teeth spying on me?
- Are squirrels really the Devil's oven mitts?
- Why do the Knights Templar get to wear such cool clothes?
- What REALLY happens to my emails once I put them in the Trash?
- Was my toenail polish completely dry before I stepped into the shower tonight?
- What would Jesus say about all the religious hucksterism being plugged by those scam-artist televangelists? WHAT?????? He's here??????? QUICK!!! Look busy!!!
- Can I really cook Kraft Dinner in a pot on the car radiator like the guys in the TV ad?
Looks like it is gonna be another looooooooooong sleepless night...........
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| What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 4/7/2007 2:42:35 PM | - will the sun stay longer?
- how many days can i go with very little sleep?
- how do they get the carmal in the easter eggs?
-do wings have a special ingredient to make people more attractive to the opposite sex, because of all the people hooking up at wings night?
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| What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 4/8/2007 12:45:33 AM | I ponder how much sleep I'm losing because my eyes want to stare at the ceiling. If I continue to toss and turn, I will start to think about mindless stupid things, and begin to caculate when I must start my day.....ugh!!!! | |
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| What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 4/8/2007 2:26:46 PM | | What is the real purpose of POF? Will I ever get -out to events again? How come the Folks on here be so damned cool?Will A Canadian Team ever win the Stanley Cup again?Why does shit happen for a reason you have to figure out? Why did FancyFish and Sherness make me favorites. Ponder them,hopefully get answers to them and Live,Laugh,Love. | |
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| What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 4/9/2007 10:24:10 AM | I ponder why I can't sleep....look at the alarm clock... ponder why i'm still laying here alone.... ponder why, considering the massive number of single guys on POF, none of them have contacted me? I ponder if people have reached a point of such high expectations that they set themselves up for FAILURE. I ponder why so many guys expect women to be financially secure?~ are they? Who really is financially secure these days? hmmmm? I wonder what other people think about that. I wonder if in the minds of men if MONEY is more important than TRUE LOVE? I wonder why when i'm out and really do meet a guy that they are " all into you" and then I never ever hear from them again? hmmmm Are the people who list their ad as looking for a LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP...actually serious about working on finding someone....I wonder why some people don't just take a chance and just say, "hi" nice pic.. wanna meet for coffee... i'm curious... would be nice to meet you and just see who you are... no strings... cuz your'e never going to know sitting here responding to the forums all night long! hmmm ponders why guys i've contacted are so mute or not interested or so appathetic... hmmmm I gotta get some sleep!
I also ponder what it would be like to have sex with certain guys I do know... I ponder if they want to know that same thing... I dread the thought of being alone for the rest of my life... dread not having sex with a real live man anymore...uggg... dread thinking about the fact that the best days of my sex life are being waisted and not having that shared intimacy or sex with a warm, strong and handsome man!!!!! Then I dream about having sex with a warm, strong and handsome man....hmmmmmmm........ | |
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| What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 4/9/2007 12:21:33 PM | I ponder why I hear the song 'In the middle of the Night' by Billy Joel 
I ponder about the Laws of Attraction and my goals are being achieved one step at a time.
I ponder about how evil I am and how far I can push the envelope before Satan starts to get scared 
I ponder about the Price of Tea in China..does it really change when we say something about 'not for all the tea in China'
I ponder about sex (oddly enough) and when I might actually have some...(outside of the self service aisle)
I ponder about turning 40 next month and if I will still get 'carded' or if suddenly over night I will actually start looking like my age. (inquiring minds really need to know this)
Lastly, I ponder about how many more friggin ceiling tiles I have to count before I finally get some F*ckin sleep 
All this ponderin....I think it's time for lunch...I ponder now about why the fridge is empty...then I realize that I forgot to shop | |
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| What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 4/9/2007 1:20:52 PM | | And what would those goals be? Not evil,just why are some people single? Far too cool to be resorting to a friend-making site. You'll have it when satan kicks ya in the butt for not having it. Turning forty is scary shit,take a hike bimbo's. I said that about 30. You need better things to do. You need to let guys know why you made them favorites. | |
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| What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 4/9/2007 1:33:00 PM | I ponder why some people have 'restrictions' on their profiles and then wonder why no one has told them why they are on 'their favs'
I ponder why it is that we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway.
I ponder why are they called 'jumbo shrimp'.
I ponder the vastness of space and how it is that my ex couldn't be flying into the vastness (preferably into a supernova)
I ponder why this little piggie 'stayed home'.
I ponder what Little miss Muffet was smokin when she heard a spider talking to her .
I ponder if the Bay City Rollers will do a comeback tour and sign all of our 'ashamed we own them albums' | |
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| What questions do YOU ponder in the middle of the night?
Posted: 4/9/2007 2:18:03 PM | I ponder why I woke up in the first place. Then I realize I have to pee. Then I ponder (isn't ponder a funny word) if I should get up and go. What would happen if I didn't go? I have a memory foam mattress ....Ewwwww!! I don't have a partner... Hallooo - are you out there, so maybe it will be ok. But I don't want to take a chance. Then I ponder about whether I will disturb the two cats sleeping at the foot of the bed. But then the more I ponder the more I gotta go, so to h*ll with the cats I get up and go, first I bang into the wall, then I turn on the light and I am blinded by the light and walk into the other wall. I finally arrive at the toilet, I hope, and realize in my sleepy, half blinded state that now I got to hit the hole. I should of lifted the lid first. Oh well, I can clean up in the morning.
Then I ponder, did I flush the toilet, did I wash my hands, am I dreaming this, is this a wet spot or was I sweating? (Sigh) the damn alarm clock just went off!! | |
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