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 ~AlbertazAngel~
Joined: 4/22/2006
Msg: 126
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how bout adding a slight twist-How many people have been caught doing the deed.?




*looks around & whistles* not me.. .. well ok once or twice.. maybe three times..



hey tarnished.. how come ya didn`t answer ur own question?!.. ..
 tarnishedarmor
Joined: 5/2/2006
Msg: 127
How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 2/26/2007 2:45:39 PM
/\/\/\never actually been caught. couple of close ones as a youngster that may have had my mother questioning. worst time was figuring how to get rid of the "evidence" when the family came home early and i was caught holding the bag so to speak. and no way in he1l i'm i confusing to the solution.
 writerlychik
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 128
How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 2/26/2007 6:10:59 PM
Oh, wow and I thought I was a bit strange for loving my shower head! Or at least, that's how my friend looks at me!

I actually never felt the need to pleasure myself for the longest time because I was in a long term relationship and even during dry spells, I always managed to go without and not suffer (too much).

As for before/after a date, it would depend--if I really liked the guy and there was a possibility of seeing him again but we were taking it slow, but he turned me on, then definitely after! If there was absolutely no spark and he annoyed the hell outta me, then I might still After just to let off some steam...
 Got The Rockin Phenonina
Joined: 2/21/2007
Msg: 129
How many people Masturbated after a date -------
Posted: 2/26/2007 7:11:37 PM
I'll masturbate after a date
I'll masturbate before a date.

During? Well that depends on how well the date is going, doesn't it?

I like to stroke it in a box.
I like to stroke it with a fox.
I like to stroke it in a house.
I like to stroke it with a mouse.
I like to stroke it here or there.
I like to stroke it anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
But I like to stroke it .....................................Man-I-am.
 Gemini_Guy
Joined: 10/27/2006
Msg: 130
How many people Masturbated after a date -------
Posted: 2/26/2007 7:16:06 PM

I'll masturbate after a date
I'll masturbate before a date.

During? Well that depends on how well the date is going, doesn't it?


^^ Couldn't agree more.
 richardpoke
Joined: 7/23/2006
Msg: 131
If you had too, you did something wrong...
Posted: 2/26/2007 8:14:48 PM
because if the date went well, you would be taken care of....;)
 richardpoke
Joined: 7/23/2006
Msg: 132
if you get caught, turn it into group playtime...
Posted: 2/26/2007 8:15:54 PM
that is the best, unless it was your parents, then that just ain't right.
 honest~and~real
Joined: 1/23/2007
Msg: 133
I be stee roak en
Posted: 2/26/2007 9:51:39 PM
When I start makin´ love
I don´t just make love...
I be strokin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin´
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: "Aitch and Arr..., Aitch and Arr.., Aitch and Arr..,
Aitch and Arr.., ooooh shit, Aitch and Arrrrrr."

The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Aitch and Arr.., but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´, Yeah!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´
 StacyC
Joined: 5/6/2006
Msg: 134
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I be stee roak en
Posted: 2/27/2007 8:41:24 AM
Oh H and R, I love that song! I haven't heard it in so long.
 ruckusruckus
Joined: 11/30/2006
Msg: 135
I be stee roak en
Posted: 2/27/2007 10:37:09 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Clarence ... but I know somebody who be strokin it ... so cute ... yeah, nice song ...
 Mr.Speed
Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 136
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I be stee roak en
Posted: 2/27/2007 2:52:08 PM
I master bait only when I fish.
 Summer Days Bikerboy!
Joined: 12/6/2005
Msg: 137
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I be stee roak en
Posted: 2/27/2007 2:56:29 PM
I'm a master baker when it cums to chocolate chip cookies...

BB
 StacyC
Joined: 5/6/2006
Msg: 138
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I be stee roak en
Posted: 2/27/2007 9:09:44 PM
Just an FYI for Mr. Speed...there is a company in Puerto Vallarta called Master Baiters sport fishing their slogan is we won't jerk you around.
 ruckusruckus
Joined: 11/30/2006
Msg: 139
How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 2/27/2007 9:20:32 PM
All master bating aside ... was there no action on this date ... I mean you say he was hot ... no kissing, hugging or tummy rubbing? ... hmmmmmmmmm! 'cause I say if there was, somebody got off and even Michaelann knows how to get off thatta way!
 crazeegyrl
Joined: 6/17/2006
Msg: 140
How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 4/13/2007 12:42:06 PM
Any newbies, masterbated after a date!
 Altamedic
Joined: 12/13/2004
Msg: 141
How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 4/13/2007 12:48:27 PM
its been 10 years since my last date so i cant remember LOL
 dana_doright
Joined: 4/10/2007
Msg: 142
How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 4/13/2007 2:15:18 PM
Date or no date...same result!! LOL!
 honest~and~real
Joined: 1/23/2007
Msg: 143
How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 4/13/2007 2:51:42 PM
^^^^^I did after seeing that white outfit.

I cant get that tune out of my head... Clarence Carter... Clarence Carter...
er... um, i mean....

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: "Aitch and Arr..., Aitch and Arr.., Aitch and Arr..,
Aitch and Arr.., ooooh shit, Aitch and Arrrrrr."

 kneehigh
Joined: 6/19/2006
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How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 4/13/2007 3:04:06 PM
masterbate after a date ... haha .. thats funny ... a date ... now thats even funnier ..haha .. whats a date
 dana_doright
Joined: 4/10/2007
Msg: 145
How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 4/13/2007 3:06:20 PM
Honest...that was NOT a date!
 honest~and~real
Joined: 1/23/2007
Msg: 146
How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 4/13/2007 3:29:29 PM
^^^ OK, then YES I DID....

before and after 3:51PM
on the date: 4/13/2007 .



PS- Wearing white to bowling tonight?
There's glow in the dark lights.
 trubblemakr
Joined: 4/29/2006
Msg: 147
How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 4/14/2007 1:13:07 AM
hmm so crazy did u masterbate after ur dates lol
 Horseraddish
Joined: 8/22/2006
Msg: 148
How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 4/14/2007 1:19:34 AM
I'm going out on a limb here and I'm going to guess...

Millions! I bet millions have done this...
 trubblemakr
Joined: 4/29/2006
Msg: 149
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:57:18 AM
well that sounds like a confession to me lol
 Horseraddish
Joined: 8/22/2006
Msg: 150
How many people Masterbated after a date -------
Posted: 4/14/2007 5:22:55 PM
I admit nothing...
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