| ugly boobs Posted: 10/8/2006 6:36:17 PM | | The only real problem I have with saggy boobs is if you are sleeping naked and your man(me) is a deep sleeper and he rolls over on one of them and pins you in that spot for a few hours(makes it difficult for you to roll over too...unless they are really..really saggy). Last time I did that I got punched so hard in the eye it took 2 weeks for the shiner to go away. | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/8/2006 8:08:22 PM | | The attractiveness lies in the eyes of the beholder. What I prefer in a woman is not located in her bra anyway. So the turn on is not there either, except these breasts have fed my children. What could be a bigger turn on or a more beautiful breast than the one that nurtured my kids? | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/9/2006 10:04:28 AM | | @passionfly....too funny. Boobs aren't muscles that you can exercise/build/tone. Too bad pecs weren't beneath the boobs though.....that might work. LOLOL | |
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gamns3
| Joined: 7/30/2006 Msg: 79 | |
| ugly boobs Posted: 10/9/2006 10:05:53 AM | | I agree with u , one must love someone for what they are , not what they have,smiles. | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/9/2006 2:42:18 PM | | Can this actually happen??! | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/9/2006 4:37:35 PM | what are ugly boobs lol? I'm in the 20-30 age range . | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/9/2006 5:09:02 PM | I find alot of these answer to boarder on the BS scale around a 9.5
yes, boobs sometimes can be hiddious... dont believe me? go look at national geographic... or your grandma naked.
some guys just dont care... cause they are just glad anyones naked with them. other guys still have a standard, and if your not up to that... then it's really hard to look beyond some crazy boobs or something shallow like that.
I can remember a few years back, in florida I was dating a girl for a few weeks, and it finally came down to us having sex... she was getting naked, I got her shirt off... and I felt like a machine, that just had my plug pulled out of the wall. after I saw her chest, it was a disaster... triangular boobs, that were flat, and pointing downward... normally one would use the words "bouncy, jiggly" and such to describe boobs... I'd use the word "floppy, and droopy" to describe hers. they were like beagles ears... with tiny nipples on them. it was disturbing, cause she was perfect with her clothes on, great figure, but alittle flat chested, but that doesn't normally bother me. I really dont care about the size of a girls boobs, as long as somethings there, I am happy. but in this case, it was like she had been hanging cinder blocks from her boobs all her life to stretch them out or something... which is why she always looks flat chested...
uhhh god that night was a disaster. I am sure I was the worst sex she ever had that night, cause I was not interested at all. I just wanted to get up and go home after I saw her chest, it was horrible. unfortunatly I was a dumbass at the time, and just plain old stopped calling her and she got sad about it, and I was too young to know what I was doing... sleeping with a girl, then never bother to call her again. we hung out sometimes after, but things just never clicked again for us. I just couldn't picture being with her. when I see my girl naked, I wanna be turned on... not turned away.
there are bad boobs out there... just like you might see a guy you thinks hot, then he pulls down his pants, and it looks like a mini hotdog, fell into some guys afro... and your struggling to see his balls, when you realize they are hanging down by his knees. yeah, thats not hot right? sure, alot here would give a BS answer, and say "well if I love him I wouldnt care". but I have enough girls as friends, that tell me crazy stuff, that would suggest otherwise.
damn I wish I could erase some of this crap from my brain... | |
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dannol
| Joined: 9/29/2006 Msg: 83 | |
| ugly boobs Posted: 10/9/2006 5:16:05 PM | | Do what ever you want to make you happy. Don't do it for anyone else but yourself | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/9/2006 5:41:25 PM | I honestly don't think there is such a thing as 'perfect breasts' beacuse what one guy may like, the next may hate. So maybe you get plastic surgery and have nice perky breasts, but the next guy you meets prefers saggy breasts beacuse they show what you went through to have your chlid/children. What do you do now?
Honestly, if a guy ever decides to not date me beacuse of the way my breasts or any other part of me looks, I'm glad, because he's obviously not worth my time. I may get a breast reduction one day because my breasts hurt my back but I'll only do it for me, not to please a man. | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/9/2006 5:57:10 PM | | all boobs are great!!!! heck if men had our own boobs (saggy or not) we wouldn't care about the woman's boobs so much. You shouldn't care what we all think of your boobs anyway. If you start changing for other people, where do you stop? | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/9/2006 6:02:04 PM | | There are no ugly boobs. They just look unhappy when they are neglected for too long. It doesn't take much to perk them right up again, so to speak. It pains me to think of all the many lonely boobs there are tonight going unloved. Take that however it sounds. | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/9/2006 6:57:02 PM | Breasts(it) and women....yummy. suck it, tweak it, massage it, tease it, f$#% it, squeeze it, bite it, flick it, put ice on it, tickle it, tongue it, make her want more and do it all over again. But never criticize it. She has decided to be intimate with you....just enjoy the foreplay and sex and have fun. Quit analyzing it so much. When you start to analyze things, you totally change the outcome and future of that thing you are analyzing.
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/9/2006 7:11:27 PM | | I am in the health field... I've seen them all. Yes, there is a difference in breast appearance. Some are beautiful and some are not. There is an opposite to everything. So it makes sence... beautiful boobs and ugly boobs.. it does exist. | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/24/2006 12:20:12 PM | yeah whats worse is when they smell. | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/24/2006 12:24:06 PM | or when they shrivle up and your nipples poke your knees | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 10/24/2006 12:41:39 PM | | If you can tie them in a bow it's time to get them 'fixed'! | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 11/5/2006 12:18:16 PM | I'd love to get some octogenarians in here to talk about their boobs and balls, etc
kinda makes you realize how vain you are but as one poster tries to point out.. attraction is key so...
for every tit, I'm sure there's a man who wants/desires it | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 11/5/2006 12:40:46 PM | | The women I have dated all had odd or differnent breasts. Just seems to be the way it is for me. One had boobs that looked like cones with nipples like a babie's bottle, another had large saggy breasts with big silver dollars for nipples, still another had perfect boobs with both nipples pierced. To be honest none of them mattered to me. I don't have much of a preference. | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 11/5/2006 1:40:05 PM | Robert A Heinlein, speaking through a character in one of his novels, once said (I paraphrase here) "A breast which is sagging due to having nursed children has a happy, lived-in look, like a comfortable home". I tend to agree, not that I have any problem with the perky boobs of youth. Like people, boobs are all different, and each should be appreciated on its own merits. | |
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Rhett1
| Joined: 10/16/2005 Msg: 95 | |
| ugly boobs Posted: 11/5/2006 2:24:52 PM | I have a boob story...all women will cringe when they read this...
I was a manager at a restaurant, did the nightly cash out and was shutting down the office to go home. The safe was about 5 feet tall and about 2 feet across. I bent over slightly to shut the door and lock it up, with my right hand on the top of the safe and my left hand closing it, I leaned over just right and SLAM!!! Yep...slammed my boob in the door. I'll wait and let that sink in...
I caught just enough that my nipple got pinched, okay, more like squashed, and I sincerely thought I would die! We're talking about a solid steel safe door that weighs, well, a LOT. I still see stars. My boob was black for a month. Thank God at that time, there was no one seeing it.
I am surprised to this day that I'm not severely off kilter in the chestal region.
PS-It's okay to laugh, that's some funny shyte...not at the time, but 18 years later, yeah! | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 11/5/2006 2:35:29 PM | But how many offers to kiss it and make it better?  | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 11/5/2006 4:05:49 PM | | ugly is only one issue and that is a personal prefrence if they are ugly or not. I have friends who only like very large boobs, I on the other hand prefer quality over quantity. They do not go together always. I have also seen great looking boobs which were made that way with implants and felt awful to play with. It all depends. I do have a thing for puffy nipples though and they are oh so rare. | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 11/5/2006 4:08:13 PM | | breast are dumbs not ment for sexual pleasure in my opinion there ment to feed youth hips and ass is all i look for | |
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| ugly boobs Posted: 11/5/2006 5:22:32 PM | | OMG!!!!!!! Owwwwwww!!! I snagged my nipple piercing on my thumb ring while breaking in a pool game...that hurt...alot ....but yours makes my eyes water!!!!! | |
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Rhett1
| Joined: 10/16/2005 Msg: 100 | |
| ugly boobs Posted: 11/5/2006 6:14:45 PM |
breast are dumbs not ment for sexual pleasure in my opinion there ment to feed youth hips and ass is all i look for ...huh?
Does this say "breasts are dumb"? Okay. | |
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