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 simplman

Joined: 1/24/2005
Msg: 26
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Posted: 2/19/2007 8:21:49 PM
there is also a billboard in Flagstaff AZ for a housing development that reads :
All neighbor no hood.
 SapphyreSkye

Joined: 12/20/2006
Msg: 27
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Posted: 4/3/2007 12:48:46 PM
Reader Board type sign for an Internal Medicine clinc:

Do you have diabetes, High BP, or bad lupus? Come see us if you do!

Like there's such a thing as "good" lupus?!? I guess if one's lupus isn't bad, they can't be seen at that clinic.
 Goldee12

Joined: 11/30/2006
Msg: 28
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Posted: 4/3/2007 12:59:18 PM
A friend recently sent me an e-mail with a picture
of a Baptist Church and they had a sign in front which read

" Staying in bed and screaming OH GOD! Does not
constitute going to church!


 YLAM

Joined: 12/20/2006
Msg: 29
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Posted: 4/3/2007 2:57:09 PM
some teenagers must have gotten a hold of the sign infront of the police statino it used to say "try hugs not drugs" now it says "try drugs not hugs"
 OnceaSanta

Joined: 10/23/2006
Msg: 30
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Posted: 4/3/2007 6:56:42 PM
Spearfish SD..........GUNS>>>BAIT>>>>BEER
 IHAVEAMIND

Joined: 3/5/2007
Msg: 31
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Posted: 4/3/2007 7:40:14 PM
those are great ....................................
 raraavis41

Joined: 9/20/2006
Msg: 32
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Posted: 4/4/2007 6:24:25 AM
The sign in front of the liquor store/ card room:
Liquor up front, poker in the rear.
 dj181

Joined: 11/1/2006
Msg: 33
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Posted: 4/4/2007 8:14:23 AM

Sign in Retail Store reads:

"Unsupervised children will be given a free puppy and a double espresso"


that is actually on a shop very close to me!! it is about 5 mins walk from my house hehe. i laughed ,myself silly when i first saw it
 scooby-doo

Joined: 11/8/2004
Msg: 34
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Posted: 4/4/2007 9:38:20 AM
Best bumper sticker I've seen was on a very nice Corvette driven by a good looking woman... "If you can beat me, you can eat me"

All I seen was tail lights disappearing in to the night... lol
 SapphyreSkye

Joined: 12/20/2006
Msg: 35
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Posted: 4/4/2007 11:43:21 AM

The sign in front of the liquor store/ card room:
Liquor up front, poker in the rear.


I laughed outloud at that one! Thanks!!!!
 SapphyreSkye

Joined: 12/20/2006
Msg: 36
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Posted: 4/4/2007 11:50:49 AM
It's no longer there, but there was a billboard that had a picture of a Sphynx (hairless cat) that read: Hair today, gone tomorrow...as an advertisement for laser hair removal.
 Leaver2007

Joined: 4/3/2007
Msg: 37
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Posted: 4/7/2007 12:19:59 AM
Alcohol helping ugly guys get laid for years. Something along that line.
 Maxhal

Joined: 11/2/2006
Msg: 38
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Posted: 4/7/2007 4:21:43 PM
On a Curbside sign outside of an Oriental Clothing and Alteration Shop

We sell both boys and girls !
 017

Joined: 1/1/2007
Msg: 39
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Posted: 4/8/2007 10:18:56 AM
I spent 4 months as an Unexploded Ordnance Tech, and we were all given shirts with the old

'I am a Bomb Technician, if you see me running, try to keep up!'
 Brolga

Joined: 8/29/2006
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Posted: 4/8/2007 2:51:52 PM
By a roadside stall:
GIANT
MARIGOLDS
SQUASH
BEANS.
 Celtic Piper

Joined: 9/2/2006
Msg: 41
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Posted: 4/9/2007 2:47:21 PM
I was in a parade in Boerne, Texas. Marching past one building on main street I could smell the most wonderful barbeque coming from the back if it. On the building is a large sign that says "Pet Shop".
 gbwest

Joined: 2/23/2007
Msg: 42
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Posted: 4/9/2007 3:11:58 PM
this is always good:

SLOW children at play
 noisy introvert

Joined: 3/4/2007
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Posted: 4/9/2007 4:16:54 PM
Sign in front of a church in Kingston, Ontario "Sign broken. Message inside on Sunday"

Sign on a fence in Lethbridge, Newfoundland "Profane stove for sale" I really hope that was a misspelling!

And of course, any sign for the towns of Dildo, Come by Chance, Port aux Bras, and Gin Cove, Newfoundland!
 lolla36c

Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 44
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Posted: 4/10/2007 6:06:35 AM
There's always the classic furniture store named 'The Sofa King', with the logo..(say it out loud!)
'Sofa King, Low Prices'..
 ZedCanuck

Joined: 6/22/2006
Msg: 45
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Posted: 4/10/2007 6:55:56 AM
Saw one years ago at the end of someone's driveway at their farm. It read "Sheepshit 4 sale"
 onesimpleneed

Joined: 3/7/2007
Msg: 46
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Posted: 4/10/2007 10:59:21 PM
Actual real signs from Michigan...

Climax (off I-94, near K-zoo and Battle creek...take the GF, stop and walk up near sign, bend her over, grab her from behind and make your best O face...then take picture...)

Big Beaver Road...exit 69! On I-75

Hell (which always makes a good picture in Michigan right after an ice storm...it does prove hell can freeze over...)

Best one I saw recently at a bar:

Men: No shirt no shoes no service
Ladies: No shirt...free beer!
 Flossiegirl

Joined: 5/28/2006
Msg: 47
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Posted: 4/10/2007 11:11:14 PM
Around FSJ BC
Slow to 50km when children on highway
 voltman

Joined: 10/13/2005
Msg: 48
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Posted: 4/10/2007 11:15:19 PM
On my back bumper

" If its tourist season , why cant we shoot them "
 Oregondaisy

Joined: 6/15/2007
Msg: 49
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Posted: 6/29/2007 11:09:00 PM
A sign above a local restaurant:

Eat Out The Wife
You Save May Be Your Own
 syd99aly02

Joined: 4/8/2004
Msg: 50
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Posted: 6/30/2007 12:27:49 AM
That one made me laugh out loud...how f^cking hilarious!!!
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