| Best Signs.... Posted: 2/19/2007 8:21:49 PM | there is also a billboard in Flagstaff AZ for a housing development that reads : All neighbor no hood. | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/3/2007 12:48:46 PM | Reader Board type sign for an Internal Medicine clinc:
Do you have diabetes, High BP, or bad lupus? Come see us if you do!
Like there's such a thing as "good" lupus?!? I guess if one's lupus isn't bad, they can't be seen at that clinic. | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/3/2007 12:59:18 PM | A friend recently sent me an e-mail with a picture of a Baptist Church and they had a sign in front which read
" Staying in bed and screaming OH GOD! Does not constitute going to church!
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YLAM
| Joined: 12/20/2006 Msg: 29 | |
| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/3/2007 2:57:09 PM | | some teenagers must have gotten a hold of the sign infront of the police statino it used to say "try hugs not drugs" now it says "try drugs not hugs" | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/3/2007 6:56:42 PM | | Spearfish SD..........GUNS>>>BAIT>>>>BEER | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/3/2007 7:40:14 PM | those are great .................................... | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/4/2007 6:24:25 AM | The sign in front of the liquor store/ card room: Liquor up front, poker in the rear. | |
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dj181
| Joined: 11/1/2006 Msg: 33 | |
| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/4/2007 8:14:23 AM |
Sign in Retail Store reads:
"Unsupervised children will be given a free puppy and a double espresso"
that is actually on a shop very close to me!! it is about 5 mins walk from my house hehe. i laughed ,myself silly when i first saw it | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/4/2007 9:38:20 AM | Best bumper sticker I've seen was on a very nice Corvette driven by a good looking woman... "If you can beat me, you can eat me"
All I seen was tail lights disappearing in to the night... lol
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/4/2007 11:43:21 AM |
The sign in front of the liquor store/ card room: Liquor up front, poker in the rear.
I laughed outloud at that one! Thanks!!!! | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/4/2007 11:50:49 AM | | It's no longer there, but there was a billboard that had a picture of a Sphynx (hairless cat) that read: Hair today, gone tomorrow...as an advertisement for laser hair removal. | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/7/2007 12:19:59 AM | | Alcohol helping ugly guys get laid for years. Something along that line. | |
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Maxhal
| Joined: 11/2/2006 Msg: 38 | |
| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/7/2007 4:21:43 PM | On a Curbside sign outside of an Oriental Clothing and Alteration Shop
We sell both boys and girls ! | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/8/2007 10:18:56 AM | I spent 4 months as an Unexploded Ordnance Tech, and we were all given shirts with the old
'I am a Bomb Technician, if you see me running, try to keep up!' | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/8/2007 2:51:52 PM | By a roadside stall: GIANT MARIGOLDS SQUASH BEANS. | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/9/2007 2:47:21 PM | | I was in a parade in Boerne, Texas. Marching past one building on main street I could smell the most wonderful barbeque coming from the back if it. On the building is a large sign that says "Pet Shop". | |
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gbwest
| Joined: 2/23/2007 Msg: 42 | |
| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/9/2007 3:11:58 PM | this is always good:
SLOW children at play | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/9/2007 4:16:54 PM | Sign in front of a church in Kingston, Ontario "Sign broken. Message inside on Sunday"
Sign on a fence in Lethbridge, Newfoundland "Profane stove for sale" I really hope that was a misspelling!
And of course, any sign for the towns of Dildo, Come by Chance, Port aux Bras, and Gin Cove, Newfoundland! | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/10/2007 6:06:35 AM | There's always the classic furniture store named 'The Sofa King', with the logo..(say it out loud!) 'Sofa King, Low Prices'.. | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/10/2007 6:55:56 AM | | Saw one years ago at the end of someone's driveway at their farm. It read "Sheepshit 4 sale" | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/10/2007 10:59:21 PM | Actual real signs from Michigan...
Climax (off I-94, near K-zoo and Battle creek...take the GF, stop and walk up near sign, bend her over, grab her from behind and make your best O face...then take picture...)
Big Beaver Road...exit 69! On I-75
Hell (which always makes a good picture in Michigan right after an ice storm...it does prove hell can freeze over...)
Best one I saw recently at a bar:
Men: No shirt no shoes no service Ladies: No shirt...free beer!
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/10/2007 11:11:14 PM | Around FSJ BC Slow to 50km when children on highway | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 4/10/2007 11:15:19 PM | On my back bumper
" If its tourist season , why cant we shoot them " | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 6/29/2007 11:09:00 PM | A sign above a local restaurant:
Eat Out The Wife You Save May Be Your Own | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 6/30/2007 12:27:49 AM | That one made me laugh out loud...how f^cking hilarious!!!
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