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Posted: 6/30/2007 12:30:30 AM | On sign in front of McDonalds:
"Now Hiring All Sh^ts"
I guess they forgot the F!! | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 8:11:22 AM | There's that one at Deep Cove , B.C. that had me grinning all morning....
Attention Dog Guardians
Pick up after your dogs - Thank you.
Attention Dogs
Grrrr, bark, woof.
Good dog.
http://www.conradchavez.com/gallery/1832042/1/85683214/Medium
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Posted: 6/30/2007 11:32:49 AM | A handwritten sign at a gas station/convenience store in southern Illinois:
FRIED CHICKEN
CATFISH
BUFFA
I turned to my young son and said: "I wonder what a 'buffa' is?", thinking it must be some kind of fish.
He said, "Um, how do you spell buffet?" LOL | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 12:39:04 PM | | Big Bone Lick State park, KY. off I-75 ..laugh every time I see it (God I hope it's I-75...could be I-64) ...grr...MAML... Middle Age Memory Loss | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 6:20:07 PM | I live in the middle of nowhere Minnesota, a neighbor (about a half mile away) has a sign at the end of his diveway.
"If you can read this, you are already in range"
I love it. I never did introduce myself when I moved into the neighborhood. lol | |
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Posted: 6/30/2007 6:37:01 PM | | live to ride.....that is too funny | |
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Posted: 7/16/2007 5:12:19 AM | thanks! when I saw it I was in a shop that sold posters, memorabilia, tie dye, so much merchandise... and my kids WERE with me LOL! York Beach Maine... last summer.
I have a bumper sticker on my car that has tire skid marks going through the following words: "Your Karma Ran Over My Dogma"  | |
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Posted: 7/16/2007 5:17:47 AM | It never hurts to have a kewl sense of humor .... if you read the "Profession" I listed on my profile... there's a little black humor as well...
I'm a brain injury and stroke survivor (i.e. long-term memory affected and short-term compromised) LOL... now read the Profession title one more time.... if you're smiling now, that's a good thang!! | |
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Posted: 7/16/2007 5:53:23 AM | A sign in a shop store read “thieves will be slapped and electrocuted” as opposed to “thieves caught will be prosecuted” which I thought was quite amusing!
If I had a shop I’d put a sign up saying “unsupervised children will be exterminated. Think of it as pest control.” :D | |
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Posted: 7/16/2007 6:35:14 AM | NOW THAT'S FUNNY, beneelim!!!!  | |
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Posted: 7/16/2007 8:54:07 PM | Recently saw a sh*t box of a car (the type I used to drive while at University) and the bumper sticker read "Time flies when you're in a coma".
WD | |
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Posted: 7/16/2007 10:42:17 PM | a sign in front of a local church
COME SUNDAY AND HEAR
WHAT HELLS' ABOUT
NEW ORAGANIST | |
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Posted: 7/17/2007 7:02:38 AM | Saw one that said "Clean Dirt for Sale" ....LOL
There is one that says "Don't read this sign" I read it every time I pass it....LOL
At a gun shop there was a model of a human skull with a bullet hole and a sign below it that siad, "The last person that tried to rob us." | |
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Posted: 7/17/2007 7:27:20 AM | | I love the one that says "slow children at play"! | |
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Posted: 7/17/2007 4:20:59 PM | | At Msgs: 42 AND 64.. while proven ineffective by nationwide DOT's, these signs don't do the job they were intended to... However... this post was intended as humorous stuff... therefore, I must make a serious inquiry as to your inclusion of these signs... can you enlighten me? | |
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Posted: 7/17/2007 4:37:37 PM | hahaha scooby you should of sped up  | |
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Posted: 7/17/2007 5:25:09 PM | | EXCUSE ME... MS... OHIO?? didn't quite comprehend your post... | |
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Posted: 7/17/2007 8:42:36 PM | I have been in this little town in central fl for about a year now.
I know you wont believe this but i will get a pic of it later in the week.
When I first saw it I couldnt help but laugh...
Guess whats on the corner of Hooker Street on the south side of town?
Thats right , A church!
I will post a link to the photo after I take it and get it hosted.
Otherwise most of you will never beleive me.
Dave
Edit:
Live2ride...
The profile bit was funny as hell.
I looked to the other side of the screen expecting to see
Do you want children? Undecided
Do you do drugs? Can't Remember
Do you have children? Maybe | |
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Posted: 7/18/2007 3:48:40 AM | Available4locals... thanks and I'm pretty sure I remember your post as hilarious (I think  ) | |
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Posted: 7/18/2007 4:25:46 PM | An ex sent me a text with this bumper sticker statement he saw ~ My parents told me I could be anything I choose to be when I grew up ~ I chose to be a b i t c h . Funny he sent that to me right after we broke up!
>>^..^<<
Just remembered another one ~ Sign in front of a little canoe shop ~ Shiit Creek Paddles Sold here! | |
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Posted: 7/19/2007 5:30:11 PM | To msg 65....the sign infers the playing children are slow....it is a dangling particple, I do believe. I think wording like "Children at play...proceed slowly" (or cautiously or whatever) wouldn't have implied that the kids are slow.
Oh another sign I say in a shop (well, actually, a booth at a craft fair) "Money cheerfully not refunded!" | |
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Posted: 7/19/2007 5:43:54 PM | ty noisy.. i feel lighter alredy :)
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Posted: 7/21/2007 2:52:14 PM | Excellent: My favourite was a sign on a house of ill repute....
"Our customers always come first"......hehehehehe | |
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Posted: 7/21/2007 3:19:04 PM | | Sign in front of a stable: HORSES BORED HERE | |
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Posted: 8/1/2007 2:58:20 PM | sign in front of a small building...
National Sarcasm Society Headquarters
Like we need your support! | |
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